Julie Ann Brown (born August 31, 1954) is an American actress, comedienne, screen/television writer, singer-songwriter, television director. Brown is perhaps best known for her work in the 1980s, where she often played a quintessential valley girl character. Much of her comedy has revolved around the mocking of famous people (with a strong and frequently revisited focus on Madonna).
Brown began her career in the clubs of Los Angeles where rather than portraying a valley girl herself she told jokes about them. She established herself in the gay community there and often played at gay venues. Brown began experimenting in short films and made several underground movies which often played on the video screens at clubs. One of them, "5 Minutes Miss Brown", was a fictionalized account of her rise to fame.[citation needed]
She began working on television with a guest spot on the sitcom Happy Days. She also appeared in the 1981 cult film Bloody Birthday. After a small role in the Clint Eastwood comedy film Any Which Way You Can, comedian Lily Tomlin saw Brown at a comedy club and gave her first big break, a part in her 1981 film The Incredible Shrinking Woman. Tomlin and Brown eventually became close friends. A string of guest starring appearances in a variety of television shows followed, including: Laverne & Shirley, Buffalo Bill, The Jeffersons and Newhart.
S'Express (pronounced ess-express; sometimes spelled S'Xpress or S-Express; otherwise known as Victim of the Ghetto) were a British dance music act from the late 1980s, who had one of the earliest commercial successes in the acid house genre.
"Theme from S'Express", based on Rose Royce's "Is It Love You're After", was also one of the earliest recordings to capitalize on a resurgence of sampling culture and went to number one in the United Kingdom as well as the Hot Dance Club Play chart in the United States (also scraping into the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 at #91).
The main player in the act was DJ/producer and remixer Mark Moore. In 1989, the group released its debut album, Original Soundtrack, which featured a line-up of Mark M (Moore, noise engineer), Michellé (microdot clarinet and vox), Mark D (trumpet, noise, boogie factor), Jocasta (hi-hat hairspray, background vox), and Pascal (Pascal Gabriel, noise engineer). The album consisted of slightly longer versions of S-Express's "Theme" and its follow-up hits "Superfly Guy" (UK #5) and "Hey Music Lover" (UK #6), along with an album's worth of new compositions. Singer Billie Ray Martin also appeared on several tracks on its debut.
Cause I'm a Blond
Homecoming Queen's got a gun (Unedited!!!)
Julie Brown on The Tonight Show 1994
Girl Fight Tonight - Julie Brown
Vague/Party In My Pants - Julie Brown
Celebrity Wife Swap Season 2 Episode 8 Downtown Julie Brown Lisa Leslie
'Cause I'm A Blonde - Julie Brown
Trapped In The Body Of A White Girl - Julie Brown
Julie Brown - Another Drunk Chick
Julie Brown - 『I Like 'Em Big and Stupid』
Julie Brown on STUDIO 11 LA talks Homecoming Queen Got a Musical - March 28, 2014
Julie Brown Spoofs Madonna's "Express Yourself"
Just Say Julie - How To Be A Model
Julie Brown singing Earth Girls Are Easy
To what lengths would you go to to right a wrong?
SABER CHARGE! was the cry of the buffalo soldiers.
They were black troopers who fought and killed the red man for a white government that didn't give a damn about either one!
Cause I'm a Blond
Homecoming Queen's got a gun (Unedited!!!)
Julie Brown on The Tonight Show 1994
Girl Fight Tonight - Julie Brown
Vague/Party In My Pants - Julie Brown
Celebrity Wife Swap Season 2 Episode 8 Downtown Julie Brown Lisa Leslie
'Cause I'm A Blonde - Julie Brown
Trapped In The Body Of A White Girl - Julie Brown
Julie Brown - Another Drunk Chick
Julie Brown - 『I Like 'Em Big and Stupid』
Julie Brown on STUDIO 11 LA talks Homecoming Queen Got a Musical - March 28, 2014
Julie Brown Spoofs Madonna's "Express Yourself"
Just Say Julie - How To Be A Model
Julie Brown singing Earth Girls Are Easy
Julie Brown
Julie Brown & Shawn Hershey Baltimore Blues Summit Instructor Demo
'Celebrity Wife Swap' Downtown Julie Brown, Lisa Leslie, Montgomery Frazier
JULIE BROWN Not Just "ANOTHER DRUNK CHICK" Interview
Julie Brown - I Like Em' Big And Stupid (Original 12" Vinyl)
Julie Brown Parody of Madonna's "Like A Virgin"
Jon Bon Jovi and Julie Brown Interview 1990 Part2
Julie Brown: HOMECOMING QUEEN on That's Kentertainment!
Medusa and The Watermelon - Julie Brown
Julie Brown - 'Cause I'm A Blond (Live)
Julie Brown "Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" Live
Run DMC - Mary Mary - Live MTV With Downtown Julie Brown "Club Mtv"
Gossip Show with Julie Brown - Saturday Night Live
Back In The Backseat (live) - Julie Brown
Julie Brown - FAKE VOMIT!
MTV: Downtown Julie Brown (1987)
Julie Brown - Homecoming queen
Downtown Julie Brown
Julie Brown and Kurt Koehler live on The Baub Show talking about Homecoming Queen's Got A Musical
Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
Julie Brown Girl Fight Tonight
Jon Bon Jovi and Julie Brown Interview 1990-part1
SXSW@lennonbus: Julie Brown
Kris Allen Interview with Downtown Julie Brown - Part 1
Celebrity Wife Swap – Season 2 Episode 8 – Downtown Julie Brown Lisa Leslie
Celebrity Ghost Stories - Season 5 Episode 7 ''Downtown Julie Brown/Drita D'Avanzo''
Julie Brown - The Converted Jew: Schönberg, Mahler and Jewish Artistry
Healing Trauma, Julie Yau
Interview #1: Julie Brown | Gender in Blues Dance Interview Series
That's Kentertainment! Julie Brown Love-In/Be-In (Full Episode)
CALPACT Training: Keys to Positive Supervision with Julie Brown
Downtown Julie Brown Interview (made with Spreaker)
Dan Atkinson Show with Julie Brown & Corrie Kent
Celebrity Wife Swap Season 2 Episode 8 Downtown Julie Brown Lisa Leslie [Full Episode]
Cody Simpson on Billboard TMI
wedding slide show Brown wedding February 28, 2015
Leo Kottke, Mix, at the end: Julie's House and Pamela Brown without bottleneck
Once More With Feeling
Can You Be Gay and Christian? - Dr. Michael Brown debates Matthew Vines
How Christian is Christian Zionism? (Brown and Sizer Debate)
LOCAL NEWS-NYC-WNYW-8/93-Lyn Brown, Julie Golden, Lynne White
Medusa Dare to Be Truthful 1991 Full Movie
Getting "Deeper:" Exploration in Your Classroom
金田一少年の事件簿 第79話
MTV Videcheck and commercials (August 20, 1988)
Julie Brown Interview: Homecoming Queen's Got A Musical
Julie Brown Interview for Gayest of All Time Blog
Jackie Pucci Interviews Downtown Julie Brown
Depeche Mode - Dave and Fletch Interview with Julie Brown on TVAM
SXSW Flagship Interview with Downtown Julie Brown
Jon Bon Jovi and Julie Brown Interview 1990 Part3.avi
Go Radio Interview at SXSW with Downtown Julie Brown
The Black Books SXSW Interview with Downtown Julie Brown
Julie Brown: The Show Part 1
Sparks - Interview with Julie Brown, Music Box, 1985
Sam Pancake/Julie Brown Interview Intro
The Baub Show Highlights - Miss Julie Brown Interview Part One
Alicia Keys Backstage @ Billboard Music Awards 2012
Julie Brown from The Middle is Interviewed by Brian Whitman At the Emmy's Gifting Suite
Actress Meredith Baxter, Rapper T.I. and Downtown Julie Brown | Where Are They Now? | OWN
TMRS: Julie Brown Interview on WFDU
When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
What kind of guy does a lot for me?
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard
My brother's outta Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh, it really got me
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his
shots
The bigger they are, the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk
{Refrain}
I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link?
He's so stupid, you know what he said?
Well, I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and real dumb
Is it true what they say about Julie?
There she is, letÕs ask her.
Julie, did you really go out with an alien?
Uh huh
What was it like?
Real different
By the way, whereÕd you meet him?
I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO
Guess he couldnÕt take it Ôcause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool
ooh neat
So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips
IÕm no Albert Einstein but IÕm not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet itÕs from
He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Was he cute?
No way, definitely uncute
Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick
I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock
All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
I canÕt go on.
What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.
If itÕs that bad, you have to.
Promise you wonÕt tell?
Uh huh
His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the
door
Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, heÕs still disgusting but I didnÕt
care
Give us more details
Oh how do I describe it.
Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?
Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die.
But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby.
Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes.
Is that your tongue.
One of them
That sure is a big piece of machinery youÕve got
I made it myself
Oh you space stud, you
ThereÕs no ride like this at Disneyland, baby.
Oh synchronize, synchronize, IÕm docking Ohhhhhhh.
And to think we did all that without even touching.
Slow:
Now IÕm back to my senses and heÕs light years away, if heÕs listening in space I have
something to say
I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when youÕre ready for
more
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!
(hoooooo) It was homecoming night at my high school
(hoooooo) Everyone was there, it was totally cool
(hoooooo) I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
(hoooooo) ÔCause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
(hoo, wah, hoo, wah) She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (chiffon)
Riding the float with her tierra on (tierra on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand (bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket (E ticket)
The crown was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked)
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
DebbieÕs smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh BuffieÕs pompom just flew to bits
Oh no, MitzieÕs head just did the splits
God, my best friendÕs on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, youÕre embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Stop Debbie, youÕre making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldnÕt believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
Throw down your gun and tierra and come out of the float
Debbie didnÕt listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacherÕs dead
Oh itÕs really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
DebbieÕs really having a blast
SheÕs wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldnÕt work my instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, whyÕd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, whyÕd you do it?"
She raised her head, smiled, and said "aaaggghhhh I did it for Johnny"
Johnny? Well like whoÕs Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, whoÕs Johnny?
Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny?
There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his
braces.
Answer me, Debbie, whoÕs Johnny?
Oh God this is like that move Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud
was a sled.
But weÕll never know who Johnny was because like sheÕs dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
I want your clown pants (x3)
Once I went to the circus
And I saw this clown
Well he was the kinda clown who makes you wanna do
things you shouldn't
You know bad things...
Bozo oh no no
Boo goo goo gah gah
Oh no blah blah
What's in your clown pants
I want your big nose, I want your red mouth
I want find out what you got down south
I want your gloves
On my @$$
Your big blue gloves
Gloves gloves gloves
Crusty and Bozo are tellin me lies
Ronald McDonald is selling me fries
It's only you
Can't resist your giant shoes
And you know what they say about big shoes, don't you
You know what I like
When they start to fit tight
I wanna em bad you're big clown pants
I want your suitcase I want your fur phones
You and me inside your big clown pants
I wanna a chance to juggle your balls,
can i get inside your big clown pants?
Whoa Coco, so hot in your big clown pants
Whoa Bongo, what have you got in your big clown pants
Bonzo oh oh no no
Goo goo ha ha
Blinky blah blah blah I want your clown pants
Your unicycle or your pogo stick ahhhh
I wanna do you while you're doing a trick
I'm on my knees
When you swing on your trapeze
And I like the show from down here
I love your hair it's so stiff and blue
I'd crash your birthday to be with you
When your balloons, please make a snake
You hot buffoon
Don't give me popcorn, just honk your bike horn
I wanna 'em bad, your big clown pants!
So big and baggy with red polka dots,
I wanna get inside your big clown pants
I'll be the bottom you be the big top
Lets get you out those big clown pants
Whoa Coco,
I want your clown pants
So hot in your big clown pants
I want your clown pants
Whoa Bongo,
I wanna get lost in your big your clown pants
I want your clown pants
Lion tamers drive me crazy
Acrobats are so damn lazy
Come with me, I don't mean maybe
Let me be your clown ***** baby
It turns me on when you do mime
Like when you're trapped inside a box like mine
Voule voux fromage avec moi ce soir
Let's get nasty now in your tiny car
In your tiny car
In your tiny car
In your tiny car
I love your j-j-j-j-joker face
What is it on your j-j-j-j-joker face
Your red suspenders your strange little dog
A man with make up is my kind of guy
You make we weak, you big circus freak
Those fuzzy buttons just get me high
Bozo oh no no
Goo goo ga ga ga
Blinky blah blah blah
What's in your clown pants
I want your clown pants
When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
What kind of guy does a lot for me?
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard
My brother's outta Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh, it really got me
hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his
shots
The bigger they are, the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk
{Refrain}
I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link?
He's so stupid, you know what he said?
Well, I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and
Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah