Nick Clegg publishes Nectar points statement
NICK Clegg has made public his Sainsbury's Nectar account in a bid for transparency over his finances.
Parents who listen to child discover he is a f**kwit
A COUPLE who dutifully listen to their six-year-old son have reached the conclusion that he is a complete idiot.
‘The Hipster’ now a wrestling character
THERE is a character called The Hipster on the provincial wrestling circuit, it has emerged.
Inset day designed to push parents to limit of mental strength
A SCHOOL that added an extra day onto the end of the Easter holidays did it because they enjoy torturing parents, it has emerged.
Scientists find shorter python that compensates with sense of humour
SCIENTISTS have discovered a python of below average length that makes up for it by cracking jokes.
Queen fan suddenly realises they were bollocks
A FAN of Queen has realised that everything about the band is ridiculous.
Dogs demand rational explanation for farts
THE UK’s baffled dogs have demanded to know what farts are, it has emerged.
First-time buyers unable to resist celebratory Facebook post
A COUPLE could not stop themselves bragging on Facebook about buying their first house, it has emerged.
Yahoo! feeling a bit like Poland in 1939
EXECUTIVES at Yahoo! have revealed a strong affinity with Poland in September 1939.
