Blogger Says Robertson Rejects Science

Insignificant British blogger Disillusioned kid, has told American televangelist Pat Robertson not to seek science's aid in the event of the onset of illness after the right-wing loon vocally endorsed the teaching of "intelligent design" as part of the science curriculum in American schools.

The kid told his virtually non-existent readership that Robertson had turned his back on science.

"I'd like to say to Patsy: If you lose your legs in a freak accident, don't go running to hospital seeking the latest advances in medical science. You just rejected science in favour of your religious dogmas."

'Phone Jesus'

The egotistical activist and self-confessed "anarchist" has made controversial statements before. Nobody seemed very interested, however.

After his comments on Friday evening, Dk might issue a statement saying that he was simply trying to point out that "our actions have educational and scientific consequences."

"Science is really useful and pretty nifty, but you can't keep kicking it up the arse for ever," the kid said.

"If they have future medical problems in the Robertson household, I recommend they phone Jesus. Maybe he can help them."

Supporters of "intelligent design" try to pretend that their half-baked religious dogmas are somehow a scientific answer to real gaps within the theory of evolution.

Opponents say it is simply an attempt by Christofascist medievalists to introduce religion into the school science curriculum.

Last week the Kansas education board voted 6-4 to introduce teaching of "intelligent design" into the science curriculum.

(Disclaimer: This might be satire.)