new year feelgood post
as i'm usually fairly rubbish about maintaining contacts with my many wonderful acquaintances, i decided to make an effort this new year to see what everyone's up to. some of the messages i've received over the "festive period" are listed below. try and guess who's doing what:-
"I think that's me more or less done. Go forth and drink until you throw up your livers. But make sure you do it responsibly. The adverts say so. It must be true." - now i see why you haven't been blogging recently...
"we are planning our first Festival next summer. watch this space for further details. thinks of Glastonbury, on a small scale. i am submitting plans to the City Council this week" - we're doomed, doomed i tell you!
"Merry something, 'hampton sucks like a 17 year old actress in LA, but that's par for the course. My work is currently taking me all over the place, going to Dorset next week, to teach nurses how to use the internet. And no mention of www.hotandhornystudentnurses.com at all." - i'm glad this individual isn't teaching me how to use the internet
"anyhow yes I still work with mentalists but i'm also doing an MA in - wait for it philosophy of religion oh yes thats right
its just great" - i can feel a cult coming on
"quacky duckmass!" - no prizes for guessing
"i'm living in chichester and i work as a guitar teacher as well as playing in a few bands - check out www.illuminati3.com" - doh! another conspiracy theorist
"Christmas is a time for communism!" - don't think they've told the high street stores that yet
"New Years Resolutions:
1. Get fit.
2. Learn photography (to some extent)." - he's no utopian
"actually i'm just having a film edited that i made last september and am in need of a soundtrack. its a bastardisation of the inferno section of dante's divine comedy set in a restaurant with no reference to our favourite middle-ages florentine poet or any coherent plot and a scene where an immortal maitre-d rapes a woman in a toilet dressed up as princess diana and shouting 'there are three of us in this marriage' in a bad french accent." - i'm being offered the opportunity to write music for this - i'm scared
"Currently trying to produce a joint 10 year Cardiac Surgery and Cardiology report for two consultants (cardiac surg and cardiology respectively) who hate each other and think anything the other does is rubbish! Oh the diplomatic dilemmas. Keeps me on my feet." - proof that i could never be a hospital auditor
"I'm reading Capital at the moment for my PhD - heavy going, but I'm getting a lot out of it." - eek, marx geekery!
"I think that's me more or less done. Go forth and drink until you throw up your livers. But make sure you do it responsibly. The adverts say so. It must be true." - now i see why you haven't been blogging recently...
"we are planning our first Festival next summer. watch this space for further details. thinks of Glastonbury, on a small scale. i am submitting plans to the City Council this week" - we're doomed, doomed i tell you!
"Merry something, 'hampton sucks like a 17 year old actress in LA, but that's par for the course. My work is currently taking me all over the place, going to Dorset next week, to teach nurses how to use the internet. And no mention of www.hotandhornystudentnurses.com at all." - i'm glad this individual isn't teaching me how to use the internet
"anyhow yes I still work with mentalists but i'm also doing an MA in - wait for it philosophy of religion oh yes thats right
its just great" - i can feel a cult coming on
"quacky duckmass!" - no prizes for guessing
"i'm living in chichester and i work as a guitar teacher as well as playing in a few bands - check out www.illuminati3.com" - doh! another conspiracy theorist
"Christmas is a time for communism!" - don't think they've told the high street stores that yet
"New Years Resolutions:
1. Get fit.
2. Learn photography (to some extent)." - he's no utopian
"actually i'm just having a film edited that i made last september and am in need of a soundtrack. its a bastardisation of the inferno section of dante's divine comedy set in a restaurant with no reference to our favourite middle-ages florentine poet or any coherent plot and a scene where an immortal maitre-d rapes a woman in a toilet dressed up as princess diana and shouting 'there are three of us in this marriage' in a bad french accent." - i'm being offered the opportunity to write music for this - i'm scared
"Currently trying to produce a joint 10 year Cardiac Surgery and Cardiology report for two consultants (cardiac surg and cardiology respectively) who hate each other and think anything the other does is rubbish! Oh the diplomatic dilemmas. Keeps me on my feet." - proof that i could never be a hospital auditor
"I'm reading Capital at the moment for my PhD - heavy going, but I'm getting a lot out of it." - eek, marx geekery!
posted by DanR at 2:28 pm
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