3 Wishes (2006)

Actors: Sammy Slater (editor), Jasmine Byrne (actress), Stormy Daniels (actress), Jada Fire (actress), Lexi Lamour (actress), Devon Michaels (actress), Monique (actress), Stormy Daniels (writer), Stormy Daniels (director), Cheyne Collins (actor), Billy Glide (actor), Tommy Gunn (actor), Eric Masterson (actor), Mark Nicholson (actor), Michael Raven (actor),

Plot: Jerry is a hapless loser with no end to a string of bad luck. First, he walks in on his girlfriend having sex with the cable guy. Then he loses his job after his biased boss, Mr. Hall, fires him for no clear reason. But opportunity knocks when a beautiful young woman appears and offers Jerry three wishes in exchange for his soul. Jerry takes advantage of that, only to get more than he bargained for. His only chance of redemption is realizing, before it's too late, that the girl who lives down the hall from him is his key to salvation.

Keywords: anal-sex, hardcore, lesbian-sex, sex, threesome, wish
Genres: Adult, Comedy,

The Basement (2005)

Actors: Kevin P. Farley (actor), Nick Stellate (actor), Tiffany Shepis (actress), David Ury (actor), Vince Lozano (actor), Harry Van Gorkum (actor), John Fugelsang (actor), Michael Carp (producer), Michael Carp (director), Kim Bica (editor), Cathy Carr (producer), Maurice Chauvet (writer), Annette Dominguez (actress), Antonio BoBolucci (producer), Sara Graef (composer),

Genres: Action, Comedy,

The Cable Guy (1996)

Actors: Charles Napier (actor), Emilio Rivera (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), Kyle Gass (actor), Bob Odenkirk (actor), Aki Aleong (actor), Christopher Michael (actor), Jack Black (actor), Bill Clinton (actor), David Bowe (actor), David Cross (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Matthew Broderick (actor), George Segal (actor), Eric Roberts (actor),

Plot: Steven Kovak has been kicked out of his apartment by his girlfriend. Steven has a new apartment, and decides to slip the cable guy (Chip) $50 for free cable. Steven then fakes an interest in Chip's line of work. However Chip takes this to heart trying to become Steven's best bud. When Steven no longer wants to be Chips friend the man who can do it all goes on an all out assault to ruin Steven's life. In the backdrop is the delicate sub-plot of the trial of a former kid star for murdering his brother.

Keywords: 1990s, actor-playing-multiple-roles, architect, arena, arrest, basketball, black-comedy, black-humor, break-up, breaking-through-a-door
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Once you let him into your house, you'll never get him out of your life! Are you ready to get wired? He came...He saw...He tormented... Steven Kovacs needed his cable hooked up...The Cable Guy needed a friend...But is free cable worth all this? There's No Such Thing as Free Cable Once you're hooked... you're his. For Steven Kovacs, the price of cable is about to go up.

Quotes:

Chip Douglas: The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!

Chip Douglas: I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Chip Douglas: You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!

Chip Douglas: You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called "Gimme Shelter," about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight, it's my turn.

Rick: Look, Chip Douglas, I don't know what your story is, but I'm going to find out!::Chip Douglas: Well, don't dig too deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!

Steven: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.::Chip Douglas: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.

The Cable Guy: Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women. When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.::Steven Kovacs: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.::The Cable Guy: I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.

Steven Kovacs: [using Cable Guy's advice to Robin] I don't listen to you. I pretend to understand, but I'm really just saying the things that I think you want to hear. And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the complicated splendor that is you.::Robin Harris: Oh.

The Cable Guy: Pretty smooth work! I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.::Steven Kovacs: What?::The Cable Guy: Robin. I got her back for you. I juiced her up!::Steven Kovacs: How do you know we're back together?::The Cable Guy: Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac, Steven.::Steven Kovacs: I don't want you messing with my life!::The Cable Guy: I know! I felt bad about the other night. I wanted to make it up to you. [pause] So what are you doing? Wanna catch a flick?::Steven Kovacs: Look, I appreciate you helping me out with Robin. But you have to understand. I'm going to have to work *extra* hard to not screw this relationship up again. You're a very nice guy, but I just don't have any room in my life for a new friend. Okay?::The Cable Guy: So, what are you trying to say?::Steven Kovacs: I don't want to be your friend.

Chip Douglas: This concludes our broadcast day. Click.