Transcendence (2012)

Actors: Andrew Roth (producer), Andrew Roth (actor), Thomas Daniel (actor), Tom Lodewyck (actor), Hazel D'Jan (actress), Hazel D'Jan (producer), Nicholas P. Richards (actor), Nicholas P. Richards (director), Nicholas P. Richards (producer), Nicholas P. Richards (writer), Nicholas P. Richards (editor), Michael R. Steinbeck (producer), Suzanne Sadler (actress), Eric Reeve (actor), Sonja Isabella (actress),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Life is not without death

Transcendence (2009)

Actors: Andrew Roth (producer), Thomas Daniel (producer), Andrew Roth (actor), Thomas Daniel (actor), Tom Lodewyck (actor), Hazel D'Jan (producer), Hazel D'Jan (actress), Nicholas P. Richards (editor), Nicholas P. Richards (writer), Nicholas P. Richards (producer), Nicholas P. Richards (writer), Nicholas P. Richards (director), Michael R. Steinbeck (producer), Suzanne Sadler (actress), Eric Reeve (actor),

Plot: Jeremiah awakens in a river with amnesia, a gun shot wound, a 9mm, and a journal full of names. With the help of a suicidal psychologist, Jeremiah searches for his lost identity. Upon finding a series of cryptic clues, given in part by the bipolar Jerrett, Jeremiah comes to believe that he was a killer. This realization causes him to abandon the search for his identity and to create a new one. And he does this by joining a religious group with his strange new friend, Matthew. "This story fuses together a lot of topics that I have personally struggled with in my life," says Richards, "Issues like religion, death, and a feeling of being lost in the surrounding world."

Keywords: amnesia, angel, anger, apartment, bathroom, bathtub, blood-spatter, book, brother-sister-relationship, car
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Life is not without death.

Jewsus (2008)

Actors: David Alan Graf (actor), Danielle Lescure (actress), Eric Sheehan (editor), Shea Parker (actor), Rebekah Courpet (producer), Jeremy Herzig (actor), Josh Foy (composer), Jennifer Segal (actress), Ben Bliss (writer), Mike Sheehy (writer), Ben Bliss (director), Graham Towers (actor),

Plot: Jason Cohen is a Jewish boy who needs to play it cool for one more day so his parents will let him take his protestant girlfriend to the Winter Prom. However, when a dare from his little brother somehow endows him with the powers of Christ, Jason is put on a collision course with disaster.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Life of Brian (1979)

Actors: Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), Kenneth Colley (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor),

Plot: Irreverent satire of Biblical films and religious intolerance focuses on Brian, a Jew in Roman-occupied Judea. After joining up with an anti-Roman political organization, Brian is mistaken for a prophet, and becomes a reluctant Messiah.

Keywords: 1st-century, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alien, ancient-astronaut, ancient-rome, arena, balcony, based-on-sketch-comedy, beggar
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A motion picture destined to offend nearly two thirds of the civilized world. And severely annoy the other third. See the movie that's controversial, sacrilegious, and blasphemous. But if that's not playing, see The Life of Brian. Honk if you love Brian. The film that is so funny it was banned in Norway. He wasn't the messiah. He was a very naughty boy. Just when you thought you were saved...

Quotes:

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?::Reg: Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.::Francis: Wankers.

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?::Attendee: Brought peace?::Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!::Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.::Dissenter: Uh, well, one.::Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?::Brian's mother: Stop thinking about sex!::Brian: I wasn't!::Brian's mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!::Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.::Brian: I do!::Reg: Oh yeah, how much?::Brian: A lot!::Reg: Right, you're in.

[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]::Coordinator: Crucifixion?::Prisoner: Yes.::Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.::[Next prisoner]::Coordinator: Crucifixion?::Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.::Coordinator: What?::Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.::Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.::Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.::Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...::Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.::Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, more like.

Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves] That showed 'em, huh?

Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!

Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!