Star Tours: The Adventures Continue (2011)

Actors: Scott Trimble (miscellaneous crew), Anthony Daniels (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Fred Tatasciore (actor), Patrick Warburton (actor), Carrie Fisher (actress), Allison Janney (actress), George Lucas (producer), Michael Giacchino (composer), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Drew Massey (actor),

Plot: In the newly opened Star Tours touring agency, C-3PO is accidentally made to be the pilot of a StarSpeeder 1000. Also on board the craft is one of the guests, who is revealed to be a rebel spy who must be safely delivered from the Empire. With multiple beginnings, middles, and ends, there are 54 possible routes the StarSpeeder 1000 can take.

Keywords: colon-in-title, disney-park-attraction, disneyland, five-word-title, pit-droid, ride-film, space, space-travel, spacecraft, special-venue
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

C-3PO: [rapidly approaching a repair dock on Naboo] Brakes! Brakes! Where are the brakes?

C-3PO: I have a bad feeling about this.

Computer Voice: Thruster malfunction.::C-3PO: Thrusters? Are they important?

C-3PO: A transmission?::Princess Leia: [in a hologram] I am Princess Leia of Alderaan. We've placed a rebel spy vital to the survival of the rebellion in your StarSpeeder. You must see him/her safely delivered to the coordinates I'm transmitting to your R2 unit. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Star Tours, you're my only hope.::C-3PO: Her only hope. [R2 beeps] What do you mean we'll be making a slight detour?

C-3PO: [the Starspeeder 1000 crashes into the back of a Naboo fighter, its long tail smashing through the windshield; a Pit Droid grumbles] What do you mean we broke your ship? You broke our view port.::[the Pit Droid falls through the opening]::C-3PO: And I did not give you permission to come aboard.

C-3PO: May the Force be with you.

Darth Vader: I want that spy!

C-3PO: [to R2-D2] They're not going the wrong way, WE are, you nitwit!

C-3PO: Look, there's a platform. Let's land there.

C-3PO: [to R2-D2] What do you mean we're taking a slight detour?

Bounty Hunter II: Pit of Carkoon (2011)

Actors: Scott Beehner (actor), Scott Beehner (actor), Scott Beehner (writer), Scott Beehner (actor), Scott Beehner (actor), Chip Godwin (actor), Chip Godwin (actor), Chip Godwin (actor), Jennifer Schemke (actress), Jennifer Schemke (actress), Jennifer Schemke (actress), Jim Mehsling (producer), Jim Mehsling (director), Jim Mehsling (editor), Bill Holman (composer),

Genres: Animation, Short,

Star Wars: Wrath of the Mandalorian (2008)

Actors: Kelly Dolen (actor), Kelly Dolen (director), Kelly Dolen (writer), Kelly Dolen (actor), David Dawkins (actor), David W. Allen (actor), David W. Allen (actor), Peter Sims (actor), Brian Sadler (composer), David W. Allen (miscellaneous crew), Chris Brennan (actor), Jesse Rowles (actor), Georgia Versluys (actress), George Ivanoff (actor), David Hankin (actor),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

Padawan Syran: I think we have lost him, master. I didn't sense him at all.::Jedi Master Karis: Don't be so sure, my young apprentice. I didn't even sense the detonator. Fett is a cunning adversary.

Boba Fett: Where is Mace Windu?::Jedi Master Karis: He's dead.::Boba Fett: Then why do I keep hearing he's still alive?::Jedi Master Karis: He died over ten years ago at the end of the Clone Wars.::Boba Fett: You're lying.::Jedi Master Karis: I'm not. He was killed by the Emperor's apprentice.::Boba Fett: Vader.::Jedi Master Karis: Yes, and you have just helped him destroy the last of us.::Boba Fett: Your arrogance is the cause of your destruction, not me.

Darth Vader: Do not suffer your father's fate.::Boba Fett: My father was a greater warrior than you could have ever been.::Darth Vader: Yet my head is still attached to my body.

Boba Fett: Now let me show you the true power of a Mandalorian.::[ignites light saber]::Darth Vader: This is not a wise course of action, Fett.::Boba Fett: Let me be the judge of that.::Darth Vader: The light saber is not your weapon of trade.::Boba Fett: I use any means necessary to get the job done.

Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. You have fought well, bounty hunter. Indeed you are powerful. Not let go of your emotions and join me.::Boba Fett: No.::[heads for Slave I]::Boba Fett: When you need me again, Vader, and you will, my price will be triple.

Sith Apprentice (2005)

Actors: Stephen Stanton (actor), John E. Hudgens (director), John E. Hudgens (producer), John E. Hudgens (actor), John E. Hudgens (editor), John E. Hudgens (writer), Christine Papalexis (actress), Amy Earhart (actress), Patrick McCray (actor), Lowell Cunningham (writer), Heather Harris (actress), Denny Humbard (writer), Robert E. Bean (actor), Denny Humbard (actor), Robert Alley (actor),

Plot: A parody of the NBC hit reality show The Apprentice, set in the Star Wars universe. Emperor Palpatine needs a new apprentice to further his goals of galactic domination, and has turned to reality television to fill the post. The final contestants are Count Dooku, Jar Jar Binks, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader... Who will be the new SITH APPRENTICE?

Keywords: apprentice, reference-to-donald-trump, spoof, star-wars-spoof
Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

[in reference to Darth Maul]::Darth Vader: And what's with this constant, "Revenge of The Sith" thing? It's like it's the only line he knows!

Count Dooku: And now, I would like to perform a dramatic piece of work from Professor Tolkien. [clears throat] Ther-::The Emperor: Stop!::[audience gasps]::The Emperor: Look, I may be evil, but even I don't go up against that guy's copyright lawyers!

[Darth Vader takes out his lightsabre, but it is blue instead of red]::The Emperor: Lord Vader! Red.::[Darth Vader presses a button on his lightsabre, and it changes color]::Darth Vader: Sorry, master. Always happens.

The Emperor: Jar-Jar...::JarJar Binks: Me-sa fired?::The Emperor: No. You-sa fried.::[the Emperor shoots electricity out of his hand and vaporizes Jar-Jar]

The Emperor: My name is Darth Sidious and I now utterly control this galaxy. Recently I summoned those with the darkest hearts to come to Coruscant for the chance to win the dream job for any bad guy. They have faced many challenges and many have already been defeated, leaving only these four, the best of the worst.

The Emperor: Now these final four will go head to head in the most demanding job audition ever. Only one will get the job of a lifetime. Only one will prevail to become my Sith Apprentice!

JarJar Binks: Mesa gonna show everyone how bombad mesa really is!

Count Dooku: I thought Peter Cushing was going to be here.

The Emperor: But I have to address one issue. You Jar-Jar!::JarJar Binks: Mesa?::The Emperor: Yes! Despite being an idiot, despite failing at nearly every task, despite being disliked by nearly everyone, you have managed to make it almost to the finals. I cannot let this go on. I cannot imagine you working at my side.::JarJar Binks: But wait! Mesa gave you complete control of the senate. Yousa have ultimate power now because of mesa.::The Emperor: Yes, that was a brilliant gamble on your part. I never understand how you pulled that off. But your usefulness to me has ended. You performed that task thinking you were doing good. I just can't condone that. I am! Evil you know!

The Emperor: You have your assignments. Do not disappoint me. Now go!

Once Upon a Jedi (2004)

Actors: Chris Burns (actor), Mark Petrie (composer), Dave R. Watkins (actor), Chris Burns (actor), Adam Boyer (actor), April Billingsley (actress), Ron Prather (actor), Ron Prather (actor), Ly Bolia (writer), Ly Bolia (director), Ly Bolia (editor), Minnie Tee (actress), Jimmy Burns (actor), Edward Solis (actor), Lane Carlock (actress),

Plot: High school student Joe Daily finds himself in the border between reality and Star Wars, where he is on an Earthlike moon around the Yavin-like gas giant planet, instead of on Earth. But, he is jolted back to reality by his school teacher, Ms. Herzbaucher, to prove the Pythagorean theorem. He did with the little help of the prettiest girl in school, Sarah Parker, but, as one of his school bullies, Jimmy Denton, who is known to be Darth Maul, goes to the boys' restroom. Joe follows him, but eventually injures Maul, only to be caught by Darth Vader, who, in reality, is Mr. Anderson. Joe and Jimmy are taken into the office, where Joe meets Sarah's mother. He is then taken to the principal's office, where is tormented by Force Lightning fired by Emperor Palpatine, in reality, he gets beaten on his back by principal Mr. Korowski. On his way back to class, he gets scolded by Sarah's mother. As soon as the classmates have left the class, Joe effortlessly clears all "I love Sarah Jessica Mary Louise Parker" papers in the corridor, only to end up in the teachers' lounge and the library. Sarah is there, reading. He tells her he loves her, but he is actually looking from the bookshelves. Joe goes out, only to have the "I love Sarah Jessica Mary Louise Parker" speaking until Sarah tells Joe that he must not "be afraid". He takes out his plaster on his forehead, and returns to the library, where he joins Sarah to eat ice cream on their way back from school.

Keywords: body-swap, bully, high-school, lightsaber, mother-daughter-relationship, principal, smoking, soul-transference, stormtrooper, torture
Genres: Fantasy, Short,

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

Actors: Mark Hamill (actor), Denis Lawson (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Warwick Davis (actor), Harrison Ford (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Kenneth Colley (actor), Tony Cox (actor), Paul Brooke (actor), Jeremy Bulloch (actor), Ben Burtt (actor), Alec Guinness (actor), Ben Burtt (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Ralph Morse (actor),

Plot: Darth Vader and the Empire are building a new, indestructible Death Star. Meanwhile, Han Solo has been imprisoned, and Luke Skywalker has sent R2-D2 and C-3PO to try and free him. Princess Leia - disguised as a bounty hunter - and Chewbacca go along as well. The final battle takes place on the moon of Endor, with its natural inhabitants, the Ewoks, lending a hand to the Rebels. Will Darth Vader and the Dark Side overcome the Rebels and take over the universe?

Keywords: action-hero, alien, alien-civilization, allegory-of-multiple-historical-events., ambush, android, battle, battlefield, bestiality, blockbuster
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Coming May 25, 1983 to your galaxy. [Second Advance poster] The Empire Falls.... Return To A Galaxy... Far, Far Away The Saga Continues.

Quotes:

Luke: [approaching R2-D2] I can't do it, R2. I can't go on alone.::Obi-Wan: [from out of sight] Yoda and I will always be with you.::Luke: Obi-Wan.::[Obi-Wan's spirit approaches Luke]::Luke: Ben! Why didn't you tell me? You told me that Darth Vader betrayed and murdered my father.::Obi-Wan: Your father... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and "became" Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.::Luke: A certain point of view?::Obi-Wan: Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first met him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.::Luke: There is still good in him.::Obi-Wan: He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.::Luke: I can't do it, Ben.::Obi-Wan: You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Darth Vader again.::Luke: I can't kill my own father.::Obi-Wan: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.::Luke: Yoda spoke of another.::Obi-Wan: The other he spoke of is your twin sister.::Luke: But I have no sister.::Obi-Wan: Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remained safely anonymous.::Luke: Leia! Leia is my sister.::Obi-Wan: Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor.

Luke: I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you.::Anakin: You already have, Luke.

Darth Vader: You cannot hide forever, Luke.::Luke: I will not fight you.::Darth Vader: Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps she will...::Luke: [igniting light saber, screams] DARTH!

Darth Vader: Luke... help me take this mask off.::Luke: But you'll die.::Darth Vader: Nothing... can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my *own* eyes.::[Luke takes off Darth Vader's mask one piece at a time. Underneath, Luke sees the face of a pale, scarred, bald-headed, old man - his father, Anakin. Anakin sadly looks at Luke]::Anakin: Now... go, my son. Leave me.::Luke: No. You're coming with me. I'll not leave you here, I've got to save you.::Anakin: You already... have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right.::[Anakin slumps down in death]::Luke: Father... I won't leave you.

Yoda: No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need.::Luke: Then I am a Jedi.::Yoda: No. Not yet. One thing remains. Vader. You must confront Vader. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will.

Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...::Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.::Moff Jerjerrod: I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.::Darth Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?::Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.::Moff Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.::Darth Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

Lando Calrissian: Split up and head back to the surface. And see if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you.

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan has taught you well.

EV-9D9: Ah, new acquisitions! You are a protocol droid, are you not?::C-3PO: I am C-3PO, human/cyborg...::EV-9D9: [cuts him off] Yes or no will do.::C-3PO: Umm... yes.::EV-9D9: How many languages do you speak?::C-3PO: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...::EV-9D9: [cuts him off again] Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.::C-3PO: Disintegrated?

Star Wars (1977)

Actors: Don Henderson (actor), Denis Lawson (actor), Garrick Hagon (actor), Mark Hamill (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), William Hootkins (actor), Harry Fielder (actor), Peter Cushing (actor), Phil Brown (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Eddie Byrne (actor), Harrison Ford (actor), Alec Guinness (actor), Derek Lyons (actor), Derek Lyons (actor),

Plot: Part IV in George Lucas' epic, Star Wars: A New Hope opens with a Rebel ship being boarded by the tyrannical Darth Vader. The plot then follows the life of a simple farm boy, Luke Skywalker, as he and his newly met allies (Han Solo, Chewbacca, Obi-Wan Kenobi, C-3PO, R2-D2) attempt to rescue a Rebel leader, Princess Leia, from the clutches of the Empire. The conclusion is culminated as the Rebels, including Skywalker and flying ace Wedge Antilles make an attack on the Empire's most powerful and ominous weapon, the Death Star.

Keywords: abyss, action-hero, aerial-combat, alien, alien-race, allegory-of-multiple-historical-events., alternate-version, ambush, ancient-astronaut, android
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: It's Back! (re-release) May the Force be with you (re-release) The force will be with you (re-release) Somewhere, in space, this could all be happening right now. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Coming to your galaxy this summer. (Teaser poster)

Quotes:

[Ponda Baba gives Luke a rough shove and starts yelling at Luke in an alien language which Luke doesn't understand]::Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He doesn't like you.::Luke: Sorry.::Dr. Evazan: [grabbing Luke] *I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.::Luke: I'll be careful.::Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!::Obi-Wan: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.::[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out a blaster]::Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!::[Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber, killing Dr. Evazan and severing Ponda Baba's arm]

Darth Vader: I have you now!

Luke: You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen.::Uncle Owen: What makes you think that?::Luke: Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says that he belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have meant old Ben. Do you know what he's talking about?::Uncle Owen: Uh-uh.::Luke: I wonder if he's related to Ben.::Uncle Owen: That wizard is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have its memory erased. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.::Luke: But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for him?::Uncle Owen: He won't. I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father.::Luke: He knew my father?::Uncle Owen: I told you to forget it.

Darth Vader: He is here.::Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?::Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.::Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.::Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.::Governor Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion. [answering a comm signal] Yes?::Voice over comm: We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23.::Governor Tarkin: The Princess? Put all sections on alert.::Darth Vader: Obi-wan *is* here. The Force is with him.::Governor Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.::Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical reading of this station, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it.::Darth Vader: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.::Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!::Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.::Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the rebels' hidden fortress...::[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]::Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.::Governor Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him!::Darth Vader: As you wish.::[He does]

Princess Leia: No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...::Governor Tarkin: [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is the rebel base?::Princess Leia: ...Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.::Governor Tarkin: There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.::Princess Leia: WHAT?::Governor Tarkin: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.::Luke: What is it?::Obi-Wan: Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

Obi-Wan: There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.::Luke: I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.

Aunt Beru: Where are you going?::Luke: Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those 'droids.::Aunt Beru: [after Luke leaves] Owen, he can't stay here forever, most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him.::Uncle Owen: Well, I'll make it up to him next year, I promise.::Aunt Beru: Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.::Uncle Owen: That's what I'm afraid of.

Officer Cass: Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the remains of a Rebel base, but they estimate that it has been deserted for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding systems.::Governor Tarkin: [referring to Leia] She lied. She lied to us!::Darth Vader: I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.::Governor Tarkin: Terminate her... immediately!