The Big Bang Theory

Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper are both brilliant physicists working at Caltech in Pasadena, California. They are colleagues, best friends, and roommates, although in all capacities their relationship is always tested primarily by Sheldon's regimented, deeply eccentric, and non-conventional ways. They are also friends with their Caltech colleagues mechanical engineer Howard Wolowitz and astrophysicist Rajesh Koothrappali. The foursome spend their time working on their individual work projects, playing video games, watching science-fiction movies, or reading comic books. As they are self-professed nerds, all have little or no luck with popular women. When Penny, a pretty woman and an aspiring actress originally from Omaha, moves into the apartment across the hall from Leonard and Sheldon's, Leonard has another aspiration in life, namely to get Penny to be his girlfriend.

Cast

• Johnny Galecki
• Jim Parsons
• Kaley Cuoco
• Simon Helberg
• Kunal Nayyar
• Mayim Bialik
• Melissa Rauch
• Kevin Sussman
• Carol Ann Susi
• Ian Scott Rudolph
• Sara Gilbert
• Wil Wheaton
• Kate Micucci
• Aarti Mann
• Mark Harelik
• Laurie Metcalf
• Sara Rue

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Pilot
  Sheldon: But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Big Bran Hypothesis
  Sheldon: Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
  Leonard: I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.::Wolowitz: Because he looks better tha...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Luminous Fish Effect
  Koothrappali: Oh God, look at this buffet. I love America.::Leonard: Don't they have buffets in Indi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Hamburger Postulate
  Leslie: [Penny and Sheldon are listening in to Leonard's room through the door] [monotone] Oh Leonar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Middle Earth Paradigm
  Leonard: A Homo habilis man discovering his opposable thumb says what?::Kurt: [confused] What?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Dumpling Paradox
  Sheldon: Okay, this cereal has lost all its molecular integrity. I now have a bowl of shredded wheat...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Grasshopper Experiment
  Leonard: Okay, now do you really need the Honorary Justice League of America membership card?::Sheld...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
  Leonard Hofstadter: You can not blow up my head with your mind.::Sheldon Cooper: Then I'll settle fo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Loobenfeld Decay
  [first lines]::Leonard: No, see, the liquid metal terminators were created in the future by Skynet, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
  Cheryl: Homeless crazy guy at table 18.::[Sheldon, in heavy clothing, blows his nose loudly]::Penny:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Jerusalem Duality
  Sheldon Cooper: While Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naiveté, has fallen prey to the inexplicab...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Bat Jar Conjecture
  Sheldon: What rat have you recruited to the U.S.S. Sinking Ship?::Leslie Winkle: Hello, Sheldon.::Sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Nerdvana Annihilation
  [upset by Penny's comments, Leonard sits in the time machine]::Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, it's two in ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
  [Sheldon's hot twin sister, Missy, is in town for a wedding]::Leonard Hofstadter: If the wedding's n...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Peanut Reaction
  Sheldon Cooper: We might as well stop. It's a stalemate. You're beating me in "Tetris," but you have...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Tangerine Factor
  Penny: [scares the hell out of Sheldon after touching him in the back] Do you have a second?::Sheldo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode : Unaired Pilot
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• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Bad Fish Paradigm
  Penny: Sheldon, can I ask you a question?::Sheldon: Well, I would prefer that you didn't but I won't...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Codpiece Topology
  Leonard Hofstadter: I think tonight was a very good start.::Leslie Winkle: Me too. You're sure you'r...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Barbarian Sublimation
  Penny: Oh, my God! A treasure chest. I'm rich!::Sheldon Cooper: Level 3 and she thinks she's rich. W...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Griffin Equivalency
  Gablehauser: [all in Raj's office when Dr. Gablehauser walks in] Hello, boys.::Raj Koothrappali: Dr....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Euclid Alternative
  [first lines]::Sheldon Cooper: Good morning, Leonard!::Leonard Hofstadter: Uh-huh.::Sheldon Cooper: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
  [repeated line]::Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Panty Piñata Polarization
  Sheldon Cooper: [in a computer message] Hello, puny insects. As a consequence of your efforts to cir...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
  Sheldon Cooper: Howard is employing a schoolyard paradigm in which you are, for all intents and purp...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The White Asparagus Triangulation
  [last lines]::Sheldon Cooper: If I am permitted to speak again, Doctor Sheldon Cooper for the win....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Vartabedian Conundrum
  [first lines]::Stephanie Barnett: I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.::Sheldon Cooper: Fuuh! You'r...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
  Penny: Hey Sheldon, are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tress?::Sheldon Cooper: No, because w...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Killer Robot Instability
  [Kripke challenges the guys to a robot duel]::Leonard Hofstadter: Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Friendship Algorithm
  Howard Wolowitz: Don't let him get to you. It's Kripke!::Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, he's a ginormous...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Financial Permeability
  Sheldon Cooper: All right, these theaters have to be eliminated.::Leonard Hofstadter: Why, they're s...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Maternal Capacitance
  Leonard Hofstadter: Why are you doing this?::Howard Wolowitz: You know the rules; you brought your m...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Cushion Saturation
  Leslie Winkle: Where's the rest of your squad?::Howard Wolowitz: Uh, they left me here to die. What ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Terminator Decoupling
  Leonard Hofstadter: Hi, Penny, it's Leonard.::Penny: Hey, Leonard. What's going on with Doctor Wacka...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Work Song Nanocluster
  Sheldon Cooper: [after timing how long it took Penny to make a decorative hair barrette] Based on yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
  Penny: OK, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?::Sheldon: I've never met them, t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Hofstadter Isotope
  Sheldon Cooper: Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics Batman ch...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Vegas Renormalization
  Penny: [Sheldon has locked himself out of his apartment] I think the emergency key is around here so...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Classified Materials Turbulence
  Leonard Hofstadter: I deliberately tried to sabotage Stuart's date with Penny.::Rajesh Koothrappali:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Monopolar Expedition
  Sheldon Cooper: Oh, boy.::Leonard Hofstadter: What?::Sheldon Cooper: I can't comment without violati...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
  Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, thank God we're home!::Howard Wolowitz: I can't believe we spent three month...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Jiminy Conjecture
  Howard Wolowitz: Tell you what; I'm willing to bet ANYTHING, that's an ordinary field cricket.::Shel...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Gothowitz Deviation
  Leonard Hofstadter: I'm just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.::Sheldon...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Pirate Solution
  Howard Wolowitz: [about going with Penny on Thanksgiving] I'd love to, but on Thanksgiving my family...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
  Sheldon Cooper: bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay!::Wil Wheaton: Did that guy just say "Revenge is...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Cornhusker Vortex
  Howard Wolowitz: Sheldon knows football?::Leonard Hofstadter: Apparently.::Howard Wolowitz: I mean Q...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Guitarist Amplification
  [first lines]::Penny: Wow, Sheldon, I can not believe you made up your own game.::Sheldon Cooper: Oh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
  Rajesh Koothrappali: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Vengeance Formulation
  Howard Wolowitz: So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.::Katee Sac...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Gorilla Experiment
  Leonard Hofstadter: Are you interested in physics?::Bernadette: I find it fascinating. If I hadn't g...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Maternal Congruence
  Penny: Ah, I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.::Sheldon Cooper: Tears seem a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Psychic Vortex
  [first lines]::Leonard Hofstadter: Look at us! Getting ready for a double date with actual women who...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Bozeman Reaction
  Sheldon Cooper: Oh dear Lord, they redid the menu.::Leonard Hofstadter: So what? Its the same food.:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Einstein Approximation
  [first lines]::Penny: Whatcha doing?::Sheldon Cooper: I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting p...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Large Hadron Collision
  [first lines]::Howard Wolowitz: [on cellphone]... Sweetie. Uh, listen, I need to go, but I'll see yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Excelsior Acquisition
  Sheldon Cooper: I would like to point out that I am at the top of my profession, while you are at th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Precious Fragmentation
  Sheldon Cooper: Where's the ring?::Leonard Hofstadter: It's in a FedEx box on its way back to where ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Pants Alternative
  Sheldon: Problem.::Leonard: What?::Sheldon: They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Wheaton Recurrence
  Stuart: You guys still on for bowling tonight?::Sheldon Cooper: Oh, yes. In fact, I've prepared some...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Spaghetti Catalyst
  Penny: So, how you been?::Sheldon Cooper: Well, my existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Plimpton Stimulation
  Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton: You two figure out the details; I'm going to go change into something I don'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Staircase Implementation
  Sheldon Cooper: Oh, Ubuntu, you are my favorite Linux-based operating system!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Lunar Excitation
  Raj Koothrappali: Uh oh. She wants to meet us.::Howard Wolowitz: Not us. Him!::Raj Koothrappali: Yes...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Robotic Manipulation
  Sheldon Cooper: [about Howard's robot arm] Fine, but one must be cautious.::Leonard Hofstadter: How ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
  Howard Wolowitz: I say we just take him to Tatooine and sell him to some Jawas.::Raj Koothrappali: T...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Zazzy Substitution
  Penny: Hey Look, it's Shamy.::Amy Farrah Fowler: Shamy?::Sheldon Cooper: Juvenile amalgamation of ou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Hot Troll Deviation
  Katee Sackhoff: [to Howard while he's kissing Bernadette in the car] Now make the move.::George Take...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Desperation Emanation
  [last lines]::[Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy's mother over a video computer connection on a la...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Irish Pub Formulation
  Howard Wolowitz: This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual groun...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Apology Insufficiency
  Leonard Hofstadter: I'm an experimental physicist. You know, one of those guys who examines the buil...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The 21-Second Excitation
  Evil Wil Wheaton: Hey, look who's here! Hey, buddies!::Sheldon Cooper: Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Boyfriend Complexity
  Leonard Hofstadter: You'll never guess what just happened.::Sheldon Cooper: You went out in the hall...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
  Sheldon Cooper: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.::Raj Koothrapp...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Justice League Recombination
  Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Bus Pants Utilization
  [first lines]::Howard Wolowitz: [on cellphone] Ma, ma, calm dow- listen to me! I know it says click ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Love Car Displacement
  Leonard Hofstadter: So, how do you wanna do this?::Penny: Well, I'm not getting in bed with him.::Le...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Thespian Catalyst
  Penny: Mrs. Cooper? Hey, it's Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son. [hands Sheldon the phone] Talk ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Benefactor Factor
  Penny: [to Leonard] Good morning, slut!::Leonard Hofstadter: What?::Penny: Oh please, I recognize th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Cohabitation Formulation
  Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Penny, about Priya] I am regretting my earlier cattiness. She is an absolute ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Toast Derivation
  [Sheldon is having a get-together with a new group of friends]::Leonard Hofstadter: You're having pe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Prestidigitation Approximation
  Sheldon Cooper: Apparently you can't hack into a government super computer and the try to buy uraniu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Zarnecki Incursion
  Howard Wolowitz: [while playing World of Warcraft] Alright, here we are; this is the tavern where al...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Herb Garden Germination
  Sheldon: I've been thinking about Dr.Green's efforts to make science palatable for the masses.::Leon...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Agreement Dissection
  Leonard Hofstadter: [as Sheldon counts down the "self destruct sequence"] It's blackmail!::Priya Koo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Wildebeest Implementation
  Amy Farrah Fowler: How do you feel about concealing a recording device in the cleavage of your ample...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Engagement Reaction
  Sheldon Cooper: Do you know where the phrase jibber-jabber comes from?::Penny: Oh, my God, you're ab...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Roommate Transmogrification
  Sheldon Cooper: The apartment has three emergency exits located here, here, and here. In the event o...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Skank Reflex Analysis
  Sheldon Cooper: For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Infestation Hypothesis
  Sheldon Cooper: [knock knock knock] Amy? [knock knock knock] Amy? [knock knock knock] Amy?::Amy Farr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
  Mrs. Wolowitz: I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out! We don't need bugs!::Howard Wolowi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
  Raj Koothrappali: I don't know if I want to play anymore.::Sheldon Cooper: Because you don't have a ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Russian Rocket Reaction
  Sheldon: At this moment our relationship exists in two mutually contradictory states. Until you eith...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Rhinitis Revelation
  Mary Cooper: Sheldon, you pester me one more time about chicken, I will put you over my knee right h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Good Guy Fluctuation
  [Leonard is getting advice from Penny about whether he should sleep with a local woman while his gir...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Isolation Permutation
  Sheldon Cooper: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy! I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, pos...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Ornithophobia Diffusion
  Penny: So what are you and professor Fussy Face up to tonight?::Leonard Hofstadter: Star Wars on Blu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
  Penny: Amy, you little vixen! Look who's been working it under all those layers of wool and polyeste...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Speckerman Recurrence
  Sheldon Cooper: "One for good luck." Must be the math they do at Princeton....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
  Sheldon Cooper: Coins lodged in body parts is not a source of amusement. When I was five, Billy Spar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Recombination Hypothesis
  Sheldon Cooper: And now that I have some wood, I'm going to begin the erection of my settlements.::R...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Beta Test Initiation
  Penny: That was a really nice dinner. I'm glad you asked me out again,::Leonard Hofstadter: Me too. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Friendship Contraction
  Sheldon Cooper: Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209?::Leonard Hofstadter: I don't know...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Vacation Solution
  Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be be romantic.::Sheldon Coo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Rothman Disintegration
  Leonard Hofstadter: Why is there a hole here?::Sheldon Cooper: Why is there a hole in my new office?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Werewolf Transformation
  [first lines]::Leonard Hofstadter: I'm just going to run to the store and get a few things; I'll pic...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Weekend Vortex
  [first lines]::Raj Koothrappali: Hey, wanna spend some time playing the new Star Wars game this week...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Transporter Malfunction
  Mr. Spock: Well, I am unhappy.::Sheldon Cooper: I thought where you come from they don't have emotio...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Hawking Excitation
  Penny: Why are you washing Howard's man panties?::Sheldon Cooper: Because if I don't, he won't give ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Stag Convergence
  [first lines]::Sheldon Cooper: [laughs] I wish you could all be inside my head. The conversation is ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Launch Acceleration
  Sheldon Cooper: Amy has embarked on a campaign to increase my feelings for her, by making me happy....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Countdown Reflection
  Bernadette Rostenkowski: Oh, Howie! A little star. It's beautiful! Put it on me.::Howard Wolowitz: O...
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Date Night Variable
  Howard Wolowitz: Mom, everyone at NASA can hear this call.::Mrs. Wolowitz: Good! They can hear what ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Decoupling Fluctuation
  Sheldon Cooper: If you're going to replace Wolowitz I need to know a little more about you.::Stuart:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Higgs Boson Observation
  Sheldon Cooper: Save all chatting for your break, and FYI, there will be no breaks....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Re-Entry Minimization
  Sheldon Cooper: It's been a good run, Fake Wolowitz. We'll remember you with fond nostalgia, like th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Holographic Excitation
  Leonard Hofstadter: You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe m...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Extract Obliteration
  Amy Farrah Fowler: I feel like I'm in high-school again.::Bernadette Rostenkowski: Yeah. Doing the p...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Habitation Configuration
  Wil Wheaton: Sheldon, do you really think we're going to fight?::Sheldon Cooper: My fists are not up...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The 43 Peculiarity
  Raj Koothrappali: That's a good camera.::Howard Wolowitz: Should be. It's from the Mars Rover.::Raj ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Parking Spot Escalation
  Sheldon Cooper: Revenge is a dish best served nude....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Fish Guts Displacement
  Howard Wolowitz: So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. How was it?::Mrs. Ro...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Santa Simulation
  Penny: Hey guys. I don't mean to interrupt your little game, but I thought you'd like to see what yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Egg Salad Equivalency
  [last lines]::Penny: I figured I could sit around and feel insecure, or I could do something about i...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Bakersfield Expedition
  Penny: Ah, the best! You have booze with breakfast on a Tuesday you got a problem. You do it on a we...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
  [last lines]::Barry Kripke: Yeah, yeah. Was she naked or was she wearing wangeway?::Sheldon Cooper: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
  Leonard Hofstadter: I swear that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I've ever met...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Tangible Affection Proof
  Leonard Hofstadter: [after Penny's ex-boyfriend proposes in the restaurant] Well, two can play that ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Monster Isolation
  Leonard Hofstadter: So how goes your nicotine addiction study?::Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm no longer inv...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: The Contractual Obligation Implementation
  [first lines]::Leonard Hofstadter: Look, I know you guys don't want to do this but we have no choice...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Closet Reconfiguration
  Howard Wolowitz: [looking at old family photos] Check out nine-year-old Howie with cornrows. Neither...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Tenure Turbulence
  Amy Farrah Fowler: Well. You'll always be an academic success, but... I seriously question whether y...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Closure Alternative
  Penny: Sheldon, there are two dumplings left; do you want 'em?::Sheldon Cooper: Dumplings! Don't you...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: The Proton Resurgence
  [first lines]::Leonard Hofstadter: The interface is pretty simple. You put your horizontal X coordin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Love Spell Potential
  Sheldon Cooper: [Knock... knock... knock] Amy?::[Knock... knock... knock]::Sheldon Cooper: Amy?::[Kn...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Bon Voyage Reaction
  Leonard Hofstadter: Look, I appreciate your signature blend of concern for me and incredible selfish...
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Hofstadter Insufficiency
  Penny: Tell me something about you I don't know.::Sheldon Cooper: I own nine pairs of pants.::Penny:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Deception Verification
  Howard Wolowitz: I've been putting on a lot of weight lately. I had to buy these pants in the men's ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Scavenger Vortex
  [first lines]::Raj Koothrappali: So. Couldn't help but notice. None of you RSVP'd to my murder myste...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Raiders Minimization
  Stuart: That's it. Our dating profiles are live on the internet.::Raj Koothrappali: Attention all sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Workplace Proximity
  [first lines]::Penny: Awkward silence, Sheldon on his phone, no touching, somebody's having date nig...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Romance Resonance
  Raj Koothrappali: You're young and beautiful and man are always throwing themselves at you.::Penny: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Proton Displacement
  Arthur Jeffries: Back off, bow tie!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Itchy Brain Simulation
  Howard Wolowitz: [Leonard is scratching his itchy sweater] So you can never take it off?::Leonard Ho...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: The Thanksgiving Decoupling
  Penny: Sheldon, you can have a nice Thanksgiving anywhere. I spent one in Vegas.::Leonard Hofstadter...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Discovery Dissipation
  Bernadette Rostenkowski: Hey guys, sorry I'm so late. Did you already have dinner?::Howard Wolowitz:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Cooper Extraction
  Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you hold the baby?::Sheldon Cooper: I did.::Amy Farrah Fowler: And... how did...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: The Hesitation Ramification
  Stage 25, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: (#7.13)
  Stage 25, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA...