Because life is a 4 train, check out today's end-of-day links: the Nets name change that wasn't, sex-tea comparisons, Trump's hate crime backdrop in Long Island, NWA claps back at Gene Simmons, a Sunny Balzano tribute show, and a cat chip thief caught in the act.

He's "pursuing other opportunities."

People who can't go can still donate.

They're only charging him in connection with one, for now.

Looks...absorbent.

We love these guys.

More revelations about a massive federal probe also targeting businessmen and top cops at the NYPD.

Whyyyy?!

One allegedly held a man in a headlock while the other two beat him.

He paid $167 each for two tickets.

He drew crowds on the block where he grew up in Midwood, and in gentrified Greenpoint.

The victim had fallen asleep on a subway bench, only to be woken by a man apparently trying to rob him.

Hillary Clinton will have an organizing event in Brooklyn.

Exploding watermelons, remote control rocket landings, new Jason Bateman movies and so much more in today's day-end link roundup.

The Boss is The Mensch.

The order has been in effect since Tuesday.

Social media is good for knowing who your anti-Semitic or callous classmates are.

FernGully is on its way!

"If an elderly person had passed through they could have been blown down."

Jedidiah Bila gave Bernie his first flimsy little subway passport of dreams.

The LES vintage reggae fixture is closing its doors, but will seek out a new space.

Would you treat your grandmother's bathroom like that?