"Dimension X" NINJA TURTLES/10th DIMENSION RAP | LilDeuceDeuce

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A gangsta rap about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder, Dimension X and Quantum Physics ♫ iTunes: http://bit.ly/fqoCoZ ♫ Amazon.com: http://amzn.to/f94Xfm Subscribe for more music ► http://bit.ly/lildeucesub Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/lildeucedeuce Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/lildeucedeucemusic Google+: http://plus.google.com/+lildeucedeuce Website: http://www.lildeucedeuce.com T-shirts: http://lildeucedeuce.spreadshirt.com/ Lyrics: Found this shit on youtube and I couldn't believe my eyes Imagining the tenth dimension blew my fuckin mind Discovering the secrets of the unseen universe Like fucking magnets, how do they work? Dimensional anomalies are everywhere we live Like how did the Fresh Prince have two different Aunt Vivs? Here's another conundrum that might demonstrate things better How the fuck did Uncle Phil have the same voice as Shredder? Uncle Shredder must've lost some motherfucking weight From carrying that big-ass metal helmet on his face But Krang was still the pimp who be cashing all dem checks Hanging in the Technodrome inside Dimension X The numeral for 10, X is the tenth dimension Find a pen and take some notes cuz school is in session! Rob Bryanton: "We start with a point" Holy fuck that blew my mind! The only thing more fucked up than a point is a line! RB: "If we now take our first dimensional line and draw a second line—" Not one but two lines? I must be in a dream! Haven't seen so many lines since I hung out with Charlie Sheen! Meme police, gonna put you in the jail Cuz the Charlie Sheen Meme equals epic fail Memes age fast, they're measured in dog-years Sheen-meme's so old it's gross and dog-eared Now I can see I've finally got your attention Tell these motherfuckers 'bout the 3rd dimension Like a 3D movie, but you don't need no glasses 3D objects stick out further than Kardashian asses RB: "The fourth dimension, time—" Just like Turtles in Time That shitty movie where the Turtles became Samurai Or more like the game, unrelated to the flick Where Krang stole Lady Liberty just to be a prick Saw that game on Nintendo, and I just had to have it Throw foot soldiers at the screen with them Mode 7 graphics Mode 7, bitch! Pixels big as my dick! Fuck that blast processing, son, mode 7 was the shit! Next dimension is fifth, just like Zack the fifth turtle Hugging a turtle with tits who looks disturbingly fertile Aw, yeah, I love me a sexy lady-turtle. I'd like to go on, but now I'm sick of this shit I think I've got a better way to summarize it In the upper dimensions, everything becomes greater Transforming Mario Lopez into A.C. Slayer Tell 'em Krang! Big up to John Impact, sheriff of sans-serif! I rock steady on the mic I'm gonna tear this! Bebop style like my name was John Coltrane! Get on board, cuz I'm conductor of the Soul Train!