Ammer

Click (2006)

Actors: Kate Beckinsale (actress), Henry Winkler (actor), Nick Swardson (actor), Michael Yama (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Billy Slaughter (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Rob Schneider (actor), Adam Sandler (actor), Christopher Walken (actor), Jonah Hill (actor), David Hasselhoff (actor), Terry Crews (actor), Rachel Dratch (actress), Jennifer Coolidge (actress),

Plot: Michael Newman (Sandler) is a hard working family man, who must please his boss (Hasselhoff), in order to get promoted. Problem is he gets less time with his family, and wishes for a remote in which he can control his life. This soon comes true for Newman, when he meets Morty (Walken), a crazy sales clerk, who has the ultimate remote. A remote in which he can do anything, including muting, skipping and dubbing his life. He finds this to be the opportunity in which he can not only skip every argument, but also skip to his promotion. He sees this as a good idea, until the remote goes horribly wrong.

Keywords: 1960s, 1970s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, 2020s, 2030s, absent-mindedness, advanced-technology, allegory
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: What If You Had A Universal Remote... That Controlled Your Universe?

Quotes:

Michael Newman: My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that.::Trudy: It couldn't have gotten any smaller.::Ted: [laughing] It looked like a little Tic Tac.::Michael Newman: Yeah, come here. I'll freshen your breath.

Donna Newman: [scene after the dog humps toy duck] I have to sew the duck's head back on... and fix his butthole.

Morty: He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.

Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?::Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe

[after kissing Michael, watching Sundance hump the duck]::Donna Newman: I know it's deviant... but it's kinda turning me on. [kisses Michael again]

Michael Newman: [reading off letter] Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.::Michael Newman: Okay, Morty. [Throws the universal remote into the bin]

[repeated line]::Morty: It's all just... cornflakes.

Michael Newman: I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.

Michael Newman: Oh, my God. Wolverine's goofy cousin.

Michael Newman: [looking in a mirror] You look a little pale there, pal. Let me fix that.::Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain.::Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to green] Grr... Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr!::Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to purple] Oh, there's Barney. [starts to sing] I love you, you love me, the jogger has giant boobies.