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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there,… http://go.fmylife.com/1e9pIHp
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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in… http://go.fmylife.com/1eyVQVp
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@LeenQurashi_ Exactly! -
@LeenQurashi_ It’s a ridiculous picture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Segways. It’s “news”, apparently. -
Today, I saw a photo of a guy on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the Bounty Hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML
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@MollyCBraswell Moms are like that! We’ve all been there! -
2014 has only just started, and FML has already laid eyes on the most depressing photo of the year. pic.twitter.com/dwSFsuJNc0
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Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce… http://go.fmylife.com/1ctsbgw
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even… http://go.fmylife.com/19Vit6R
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Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps… http://go.fmylife.com/1dA4nZC
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Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've… http://go.fmylife.com/1dA4l47
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Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported… http://go.fmylife.com/194heUH
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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept… http://go.fmylife.com/1e5Ny6Y
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Today, my daughter started speaking with hastags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied "You… http://go.fmylife.com/1i4lROK
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Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not… http://go.fmylife.com/KpNKVO
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@SteChantal It depends on whether you’re in the US or the UK! -
"That seems counterproductive." - my mother on
@fml, who proceeds to hijack my laptop and read posts for the next 10 mins -
@MollyCBraswell We love your mom! -
Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a… http://go.fmylife.com/1f1YA29
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Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old… http://go.fmylife.com/1dvyilS
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Molly C. Braswell
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