Goldenmane’s Third Rule of Public Discourse

[Darwinsbulldog]

Originally Posted by wadaye

Somehow its less misogynistic than thinking we came out of his penis, as apparently Jesus did.

At least we're all in the shit together.

Generally i find shit swearing 'distasteful', however its better than the alternative in the religious sense. Big daddy is a profoundly warped sexual creature and i'd rather steer clear of his big stick.


Then agin, does the guy masturbate? And if so, is that how we came about?

He's got the whole world in his hands

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Shit probably is distasteful, except maybe to dung beetles!

[Sieveboy]

Originally Posted by wadaye

Somehow its less misogynistic than thinking we came out of his penis, as apparently Jesus did.

At least we're all in the shit together.

Generally i find shit swearing 'distasteful', however its better than the alternative in the religious sense. Big daddy is a profoundly warped sexual creature and i'd rather steer clear of his big stick.


Then agin, does the guy masturbate? And if so, is that how we came about?

He's got the whole world in his hands

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I see what you did there.

[wadaye]

Originally Posted by Sieveboy

I see what you did there.

Yes well if God did make us, the next logical question is, how?


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[Darwinsbulldog]

Originally Posted by wadaye

Yes well if God did make us, the next logical question is, how?


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Majic-secret mythical businesses. Shhhh...................

[odd]

Originally Posted by wadaye

Yes well if God did make us, the next logical question is, how?


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I'll field this one. Ahem....

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Slugs and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails,
That's what little boys are made of.
What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.

[wadaye]

Originally Posted by odd

I'll field this one. Ahem....

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Slugs and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails,
That's what little boys are made of.
What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.

Sort of makes me wonder why God had to kill them all in the flood. Of course that was before he developed his taste for little boxes, as GM pointed out, recalling the little girl tax he imposed before letting the Israelites have their way with the balance of the virgin girls.


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[Goldenmane]

Originally Posted by wadaye

Sort of makes me wonder why God had to kill them all in the flood. Of course that was before he developed his taste for little boxes, as GM pointed out, recalling the little girl tax he imposed before letting the Israelites have their way with the balance of the virgin girls.


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"Little boxes" is probably the most horrendous joke I've ever brought into existence.

And simultaneously the most outrageously justified.

Fortunately, I consider myself a comic, so I'll continue to crack wise as I weep.

[wadaye]

Originally Posted by Goldenmane

"Little boxes" is probably the most horrendous joke I've ever brought into existence.

And simultaneously the most outrageously justified.

Fortunately, I consider myself a comic, so I'll continue to crack wise as I weep.

Yes its worth pointing out that Jahveh, the big daddy, started this paedophilia thing. In Numbers 31:19 he only starts by saying kill them all but keep the virgin girls for yourselves, but then he takes, by my calculations, 356 virgin girls for himself. Of the 32000 virgins half were for the men of war, out of which the Lord took a mere one in five hundred virgins, and out of the other half for the rest of the men of the congregation, the Lord's share was one in fifty virgins, making a grand combined total of 356 virgins for the Lord, handed over to Eleazor, the Priest

See if you can work it out for yourself:

However, later he lets his true intentions be known:

Numbers 31:28"Levy a tax for the LORD from the men of war who went out to battle, one in five hundred of the persons and of the cattle and of the donkeys and of the sheep; 29take it from their half and give it to Eleazar the priest, as an offering to the LORD. 30"From the sons of Israel's half, you shall take one drawn out of every fifty of the persons, of the cattle, of the donkeys and of the sheep, from all the animals, and give them to the Levites who keep charge of the tabernacle of the LORD. …31Moses and Eleazar the priest did just as the LORD had commanded Moses. 32Now the booty that remained from the spoil which the men of war had plundered was 675,000 sheep,... ,( 35)and of human beings, of the women who had not known man intimately, all the persons were 32,000.…(40) and the human beings were 16,000, from whom the LORD'S levy was 32 persons 41Moses gave the levy which was the LORD'S offering to Eleazar the priest, just as the LORD had commanded Moses ... (46) and of human beings sixteen thousand -- (47) Moses taketh from the sons of Israel's half the one possession from the fifty, of man and of beast, and giveth them to the Levites keeping the charge of the tabernacle of Jehovah, as Jehovah hath commanded Moses.

Of course the numbers are made up, but the basic idea speaks volumes about the 'morals', for want of a better word, of stone age primitives being innaplicable in the modern age.

Edit: postscript, the lord now also takes little boys


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[wadaye]

Just a newby at this so please let me know if my "that's fucked" stray into "you're fucked"s. Probably need some time off forum though. Got an exam at 830 in the morning.

But it is so refreshing to be be loosened at the lip.


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[Logic please]

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