Blades of Glory (2007)

Actors: Shane Ryan (actor), Nick Swardson (actor), Andy Richter (actor), William Daniels (actor), Rémy Girard (actor), Craig T. Nelson (actor), Will Arnett (actor), Nick Jameson (actor), Scott Hamilton (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Brian Boitano (actor), William Fichtner (actor), Rob Corddry (actor), Luke Wilson (actor), Jon Heder (actor),

Plot: When rivalry between the world's best men's figure skaters - sex addicted, improvisational Chazz Michael Michaels and germophobic, precise Jimmy MacElroy - breaks into a fight on the awards platform, they're banned from the event for life. Three years later, desire for a gold medal and a careful reading of the rules lead them to compete as skating's first male-male pair. Can they overcome mutual dislike, limited time to prepare, their coach's secret past, and the dirty tricks of their main opponents, the Van Waldenberg siblings? The key to victory or defeat may lie in the attraction of the virginal Jimmy toward Katie, the Van Waldenbergs' little sister.

Keywords: adoption, anchorman, arcade, arena, athlete, bar, bathroom, bear-rug, billionaire, boy
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Kick Some Ice

Quotes:

Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.::Coach: Oh, really?::Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."::Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.::Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...::Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...::Chazz: ...It gets the people going!

Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...

Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

Chazz: This guy could not hold my jock sweat.::Jimmy: I could hold it all day long, try me!::Chazz: Maybe I will.::Jimmy: Maybe you should.::Chazz: You challenging me, princess?::Jimmy: I'm not inviting you to the Skating Federation's annual Christmas party.::Chazz: Then bring it on!::Jimmy: It is on!

Jimmy: Get out of my face.::Chazz: I'll get inside your face.

Chazz: [while Jimmy is giving a speech] That's retarded

Jimmy: I see you got fat.::Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.

Jimmy: Watch my icy hot super slide.::Chazz: Do it.

Hector: [to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again] I'm still going to kill you someday.

Coach: You're the girl.::Jimmy: What?::Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy.::Jimmy: Wait, why?::Coach: Because you whine like one!::[turns to Chazz]::Coach: And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now.

30 Seconds (2006)

Actors: Randy Van Dyke (actor), Adam Young (actor), Chris Teregis (actor), Melissa Hoover (actress), Liisa Crume (producer), Brad Harris (editor), Robert Hoover (writer), Terry Michaels (actress), Robert Hoover (director), Farah Barghi (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Waggaman (actor), Jenifer Laux (actress), Michelle Roso (actress), Johnny Durden (actor), Justice Devae (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Puffy Chair (2005)

Actors: Jay Duplass (producer), Mark David (miscellaneous crew), Mark Duplass (director), Mark Duplass (actor), Jay Duplass (director), Mark Duplass (writer), Jay Duplass (writer), Mark Duplass (producer), Katie Aselton (producer), Katie Aselton (actress), Bari Hyman (actress), Jay Deuby (editor), Julie Fischer (actress), Jen Tracy (producer), Rhett Wilkins (actor),

Plot: Josh and Emily are in a relationship, but he can be inattentive and unromantic and she can shift her focus from small things to emotional issues in a moment. He invites her to drive from New York City to somewhere in Virginia to pick up a chair that he's bought on eBay for his father's birthday. On the way, he stops at his brother Rhett's, outside Philly, and invites him along. Josh tries to save money at a motel, has to negotiate with the seller of the chair and with an upholsterer, and faces tough questions from Emily. He calls her "Dude," he's moody, and it looks as if the relationship will end soon. Is there more than meets the eye here? How do people decide?

Keywords: agent, apology, arm-cast, atlanta-georgia, audience, band, birthday, booking-agent, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, broken-arm
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,