Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2012)

Actors: James Bartholet (actor), Andy San Dimas (actress), Xander Corvus (actor), Xander Corvus (actor), Robert Black (actor), Ryan Driller (actor), Eric Masterson (actor), Will Ryder (actor), Michael Vegas (actor), Capri Anderson (actress), Ryan Driller (actor), Kagney Linn Karter (actress), Lily Labeau (actress), Jenna Presley (actress), Sarah Shevon (actress),

Genres: Adult, Fantasy,

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Actors: Lily Labeau (actress), Brooklyn Lee (actress), Robert Black (actor), James Bartholet (actor), Dick Delaware (actor), Xander Corvus (actor), Tyler Knight (actor), Xander Corvus (actor), Dick Delaware (actor), Michael Vegas (actor), Capri Anderson (actress), Tara Lynn Foxx (actress), Seth Dickens (actor), Ash Hollywood (actress), Brooklyn Lee (actress),

Plot: Electro is leaving a trail of electrocuted hookers behind, making it easy for Kingpin to locate and hire him for a special job. Meanwhile, Peter Parker, aka your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man XXX, and Mary Jane Watson are on a double date with Gwen Stacy and Flash Thompson.

Keywords: anal-sex, facial, hardcore, interracial-sex, parody, porn-parody, sex, shaved-vagina, spider, spider-man
Genres: Adult,
Taglines: From Axel Braun, The Director of BATMAN XXX: A Porn Parody, the #1 Adult movie of 2010

Quotes:

[first lines]::J.J. Jameson: Guess the hero doesn't always win.::Peter Parker: What's that, Mr. Jameson?::J.J. Jameson: Kraven the Hunter, framed for murder by that wall-crawling menace.::Robbie Robertson: We don't know that, Jonah. Captain Stacy told me there's plenty of evidence.::J.J. Jameson: Aww bullshit, Robbie, Kraven tried to rid this city of a pest and Spider-Man set him up. That man's a hero.::Peter Parker: Look, you also say that *Nixon* was misunderstood.::J.J. Jameson: Who asked you anyway, Parker? What good are you? This morning, Spider-Man and that Juggernaut knocked down a building. Where were you? Where are my pictures?::Peter Parker: Well, I guess I can't be everywhere at once.::Robbie Robertson: Jonah, we're not going to run that story. According to the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man tried to stop Juggernaut.::J.J. Jameson: That's right. Tried and failed. Just like *this* little prick. [gestures at Parker] I pay you to be everywhere. You know what, Parker? You're fired. Fired. F-I-R-E-D, fired. Get outta here. Out. Out. Get out.

Black Widow: Are you going to help me figure out what I need to know?::Spider-Man XXX: Oh yeah.::Black Widow: You are, aren't you?::Spider-Man XXX: We might have a team.::Black Widow: Are you my bitch now, Spider-Man?

Aunt May: Peter, don't you remember Mary-Jane Watson? She used to live next door.::Mary-Jane: I used to beat you up... when we were like... five?::Peter Parker: Well, you've certainly changed.::Mary-Jane: Yeah, a little. You filled out, too.::Aunt May: Mary Jane's back in town finishing her master's at ESU. I told her she could stay here. I expect you to show her around town.::Mary-Jane: Let's face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot.

Flash Thompson: Hey, Pete, you did eventually lose your virginity, didn't you?::Gwen Stacy: He did. We used to date.::Peter Parker: Oh, just when things seemed like they couldn't get any more awkward.

[last lines]::Aunt May: [doorbell rings] I'll get it, Peter. I'm expecting someone.::Dr. Otto Octavius: Good Afternoon. I understand you have a room for rent?::Aunt May: Pleased to meet you.::Dr. Otto Octavius: You're very kind, my dear. The name's Octavius, Dr. *Otto* Octavius.

The Death of Spider-Man (2011)

Actors: Stan Lee (writer), Thomas Andrew Lawson (director), Steve Ditko (writer), Bob Carter (actor), Bob Carter (actor), Bob Carter (actor), Bob Carter (actor), Bob Carter (actor), Michael Griffin (writer), Brian Bendis (writer), Lacey Patten (actress), Andrew S. Bates (actor), Andrew S. Bates (actor), Andrew S. Bates (director), Jason Elkins (actor),

Genres: Action, Animation, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

Spider-Man: Okay. Hospital. But this... is it. You know that... right? You can't go the hospital without... unmasking. Everyone will know who I am by... by morning. Or who I... was. I can't be Spider-Man *and* Peter Parker. Which is such a shame because this is really working for me.

The Human Torch: [to Sandman] Sand? What are you gonna do? Make my underpants itchy?

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Actors: Dylan Baker (actor), Tobey Maguire (actor), James Franco (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), James Cromwell (actor), Stan Lee (actor), James Franco (actor), Robert Curtis Brown (actor), Elya Baskin (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Thomas Haden Church (actor), Thomas Haden Church (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Bill Nunn (actor), Tobey Maguire (actor),

Plot: Peter Parker has finally managed to piece together the once-broken parts of his life, maintaining a balance between his relationship with Mary-Jane and his responsibility as Spider-Man. But more challenges arise for our young hero. Peter's old friend Harry Obsourne has set out for revenge against Peter; taking up the mantle of his late father's persona as The New Goblin, and Peter must also capture Uncle Ben's real killer, Flint Marko, who has been transformed into his toughest foe yet, the Sandman. All hope seems lost when suddenly Peter's suit turns jet-black and greatly amplifies his powers. But it also begins to greatly amplify the much darker qualities of Peter's personality that he begins to lose himself to. Peter has to reach deep inside himself to free the compassionate hero he used to be if he is to ever conquer the darkness within and face not only his greatest enemies, but also...himself.

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, actress, advertising-campaign, amnesia, amputee, animated-opening-credits, answering-machine, anti-hero, anti-villain
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: Next summer, the greatest battle lies... within. The battle within. How long can any man fight the darkness... before he finds it in himself? Every hero has a choice, to face the darkness... or be consumed by it. One man will fight to find the hero within

Quotes:

Peter Parker: Harry! I need your help. I can't take them both, not by myself.::Harry Osborn: [turns to reveal scars] You don't deserve my help.::Peter Parker: Harry... she needs us.::Harry Osborn: Get out.

Coffee Shop Waitress: How's the pie?::Harry Osborn: So good...

Peter Parker: Flint Marko. The man who killed Uncle Ben, he was killed last night.::Aunt May: Oh, my. What happened?::Peter Parker: Spider-Man killed him.::Aunt May: Spider-Man? I don't understand, Spider-Man doesn't kill people. What happened?::Peter Parker: I, uh... He... he was... I thought that - That you'd feel... He deserved it, didn't he?::Aunt May: I don't think it's for us to say whether a person deserves to live or die.::Peter Parker: But, Aunt May, he killed Uncle Ben.::Aunt May: Uncle Ben meant the world to us. But he wouldn't want us living one second with revenge in our hearts. It's like a poison. It can - It can take you over. Before you know it, turn us into something ugly.

Aunt May: How's Mary Jane?::Peter Parker: I don't know.::Aunt May: I never heard from you. Did you ever propose?::Peter Parker: You said a husband's gotta put his wife before himself.::[puts the ring in her hand]::Peter Parker: I'm not ready.::Aunt May: But what happened? You seemed so sure.::Peter Parker: Yeah. I, uh... I hurt her, Aunt May. I don't know what to do.::Aunt May: Well, you start by doing the hardest thing: You forgive yourself. I believe in you, Peter. You're a good person. And I know you'll find a way to put it right.::[places the ring on the TV]::Aunt May: In time.

Gwen Stacy: I mean who gets kissed by Spider-Man, right?::Mary Jane Watson: I can't imagine.

Spider-Man: It's time to pay, Marko!

Flint Marko: [grabs Venom in mid-swing, thinking he's Spider-Man] End of the line, Spider-Man.::Venom: [roars in his face]::Flint Marko: [seeing it's not Spider-Man, tosses him aside]::Venom: I want him dead too, Flint. That's why I've been looking for you. Oh, yeah, I know all about you. Like the fact that Spider-Man won't let you help your poor daughter. It's just - That doesn't seem right to me. Look, I want to kill the spider, you wanna kill the spider. Together, he doesn't stand a chance. Interested?::Flint Marko: Yeah.

Peter Parker: Hey, Mr. Ditkovitch.::Mr. Ditkovitch: An orange?::Peter Parker: No, thanks. Listen, I'm really sorry for what happened earlier. I shouldn't have yelled about that door. It was nothing to be angry about.::Mr. Ditkovitch: Ah, it's no big deal. But if you feel that bad about it, you can buy me pizza some time. Today's good.::Peter Parker: Okay.::Mr. Ditkovitch: Problem with the phone?::Peter Parker: No, no. I was just - Well, I was trying to figure out what to say.::Mr. Ditkovitch: If it's a woman you're calling, then you say: "You're good woman. I'm good man..."::Peter Parker: [confused stare]::Mr. Ditkovitch: Hm?::Ursula: Hi, Pete.::Peter Parker: Hi.::Mr. Ditkovitch: He's calling a woman.::Ursula: Are you calling Mary Jane? I think that would be so good...::Mr. Ditkovitch: This is none of your business. Go. Go.::[to Peter]::Mr. Ditkovitch: Call.

Mary Jane Watson: Do you want to push me away?::Peter Parker: Push you away? Why would I want to push you away... I love you!

Miss Brant: [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk] Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.::J. Jonah Jameson: YOU TELL MY WIFE...::[calms down]::J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you.::[turns to Hoffman]::J. Jonah Jameson: Continue.::Miss Brant: [buzzes phone and shakes desk again] Time to take your pill.::Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.::Miss Brant: [buzz] Not that one.::J. Jonah Jameson: [points to jar of pills]::Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water.::J. Jonah Jameson: [sigh] Thank you.

Tangled Web: The Love Triangles of Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Actors: James Franco (actor), Tobey Maguire (actor), Kirsten Dunst (actress), Jeremy Kasten (editor), Vic Davis (producer), Bryce Dallas Howard (actress),

Genres: Documentary, Short,

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Actors: John Landis (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Joey Diaz (actor), James Franco (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Phil LaMarr (actor), Dylan Baker (actor), David Boston (actor), Brent Briscoe (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Elya Baskin (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Damian Bailey (actor), Tobey Maguire (actor), Daniel Dae Kim (actor),

Plot: Peter Parker is an unhappy man: after two years of fighting crime as Spider-Man, his life has begun to fall apart. The girl he loves is engaged to someone else, his grades are slipping, he cannot keep any of his jobs, and on top of it, the newspaper Daily Bugle is attacking him viciously, claiming that Spider-Man is a criminal. He reaches the breaking point and gives up the crime fighter's life, once and for all. But after a failed fusion experiment, eccentric and obsessive scientist Dr. Otto Octavius is transformed into super villain Doctor Octopus, Doc Ock for short, having four long tentacles as extra hands. Peter guesses it might just be time for Spider-Man to return, but would he act upon it?

Keywords: 2000s, 7-up, actress, angel-statue, arachnid, arm, aunt-nephew-relationship, autograph, back-injury, backflip
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy,
Taglines: Sacrifice Destiny Choice This summer a man will face his destiny. A hero will be revealed Take Another Spin In IMAX

Quotes:

Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!::Peter Parker: What do you want?::Dr. Otto Octavius: [grabs Peter with a tentacle] I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.::Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.::Dr. Otto Octavius: [takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle] Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...::[Tentacle snaps at Peter]::Peter Parker: [angrily] If you lay... one finger on her...::Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?

Henry Jackson: Hi, Peter!::Peter Parker: Hey, Henry! You've grown tall.::May Parker: You'll never guess who he wants to be... Spider-Man!::Peter Parker: Why?::May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

May Parker: We need a hero, couragous sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero, people line up for 'em, cheer for them, scream their names, and years later tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who told them to HOLD ON a second longer. I believe theres a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble. And finally gets us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want most, even our dreams.

Harry Osborn: Now... lets see who's behind the mask::[pulls off the mask to reveal Peter]::Harry Osborn: [stumbles backwards] Peter? No... it can't be.::Peter Parker: [gets up] Harry, where is she? He's got MJ!::Harry Osborn: No... all he wanted was the tritium.::Peter Parker: Tritium? He's making the machine again. When he does, she'll die alone with half of New York, now where is he?::Harry Osborn: [pause] Peter... you killed my father.::Peter Parker: There are bigger things happening here than me and you.

Dr. Otto Octavius: [talking to his arms] Listen. Listen... to me now. Listen... to ME now!

[a troubled Harry holds his unused dagger in his hands, and broods over the revelations revealed to him. A door swings open, and he suddenly hears a cackling laugh... ]::Harry Osborn: Hello?::[he takes a few steps and then hears a noise]::Harry Osborn: ...?::Green Goblin: Son...::[Harry looks around]::Green Goblin: [in a mirror] I'm here.::Harry Osborn: Dad? I thought you were...::Green Goblin: No. I'm alive in you, Harry. You swore to make Spider-Man pay... now make him pay.::Harry Osborn: But Pete's my best friend!::Green Goblin: [serious] And I'm your father. You're weak. You were always weak and you will always be weak until you take control!::[calmly]::Green Goblin: Now you know the truth about Peter. Be stong Harry. Avenge me.::Harry Osborn: No...::Green Goblin: AVENGE ME!::Harry Osborn: NO!::[he hurls the dagger at the mirror, smashing it. Within it, he discovers, lies a secret room. To his shock, he discovers the Goblin mask, shelves of pumpkin bombs, tubes of green elixir, the glider and finally understands it all... ]

[Spider-Man is unable to stop the reactor, so he turns to the only person who can help him... ]::Spider-Man: Doctor Octavius! [Doc Ock frowns puzzledy, He recognizes that voice - and as if to confirm it, Spider-Man removes his mask and reveals his identity... ]::Peter Parker: We have to shut it down! Please tell me how!::Doc Ock: Peter Parker...?Brilliant but lazy." [He chuckles at this statement made by his old friend, now seeing its irony]::Peter Parker: Look at what's happening! We have to stop it!::Doc Ock: I can't stop it... I WON'T! [He clamps a tentacle on Peter's neck and glares at him]::Peter Parker: You once spoke to me about intelligence... you said it was a gift to be used for the greater good...::Doc Ock: A privilege...::Peter Parker: These things have turned you into something else... don't listen to THEM...::Doc Ock: It was my dream...::Peter Parker: Sometimes... to do what's right... we must be steady... and give up the things we desire the most... even our dreams.::Doc Ock: You're right. [a piece of wreckage gets sucked into the machine. Outside several cars are pulled towards the vortex]::Doc Ock: [to his arms] He's right... [the tentacles click and whirl, strongly disagreeing with him]::Dr. Otto Octavius: Listen... listen to me now! Listen to ME now! [He finally acquires his sanity, and control over his tentacles. With a jerk, a tentacle lets go of Peter]::Peter Parker: Now... tell me how to stop it!::Dr. Otto Octavius: It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now.::Peter Parker: THINK!::Doc Ock: Unless... the river! Drown it! [Peter turns to leave, but a tentacle grips him once again... ]::Dr. Otto Octavius: I'll do it. [He heads towards his Frankenstein creation, pausing for a moment to look back at Peter. Peter meets his glance, and then sensing someone, looks behind him and sees Mary Jane... ]

Dr. Otto Octavius: I finally got lucky in love when I met Rosie here. She was discussing T.S. Eliot, and I was discussing... I still don't know what she was talking about!

Peter Parker: [referring to Ock's fusion project] Now, tell me how to stop it!::Dr. Otto Octavius: It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now.::Peter Parker: Think!::Dr. Otto Octavius: Unless... the river. Drown it! [a tentacle grabs Peter's arm] I'll do it.

J. Jonah Jameson: Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?::Peter Parker: Oh... well, I...::J. Jonah Jameson: Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut.::Peter Parker: [serious] Could you pay me in advance?::[Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]::J. Jonah Jameson: You serious? What, pay you for just standing there? Tomorrow night, the planeterium, 8:00. There's the door.

Spider-Man (2002)

Actors: Bill Nunn (actor), Michael Papajohn (actor), Tobey Maguire (actor), Philip Ng (actor), Bruce Campbell (actor), Tobey Maguire (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Jack Betts (actor), Stan Lee (actor), James Franco (actor), Jayce Bartok (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), Robert Kerman (actor), Ted Raimi (actor), Martin Pfefferkorn (actor),

Plot: Based on Marvel Comics' superhero character, this is a story of Peter Parker who is a nerdy high-schooler. He was orphaned as a child, bullied by jocks, and can't confess his crush for his stunning neighborhood girl Mary Jane Watson. To say his life is "miserable" is an understatement. But one day while on an excursion to a laboratory a runaway radioactive spider bites him... and his life changes in a way no one could have imagined. Peter acquires a muscle-bound physique, clear vision, ability to cling to surfaces and crawl over walls, shooting webs from his wrist ... but the fun isn't going to last. An eccentric millionaire Norman Osborn administers a performance enhancing drug on himself and his maniacal alter ego Green Goblin emerges. Now Peter Parker has to become Spider-Man and take Green Goblin to the task... or else Goblin will kill him. They come face to face and the war begins in which only one of them will survive at the end.

Keywords: 2000s, 23rd-psalm, action-hero, actress, aerospace, alley-fight, american-flag, animated-opening-credits, anti-villain, arachnid
Genres: Action, Fantasy,
Taglines: With great power comes great responsibility. An Ordinary Man. An Extraordinary Power. Get Ready For The Ultimate Spin! Do you want to know who I am? I'm Spider-Man Next Summer, One Hero will take you for the Ultimate Spin On May Third, the Entire World Will Connect to the Web. A Gift. A Curse. A Destiny. If somebody told you I was just your average guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. This is my gift. It is my curse. Go for the ultimate spin

Quotes:

Mary Jane: I better run, tiger.

Uncle Ben: I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach. And I know I'm not your father...::Peter Parker: Then stop pretending to be!

Bonesaw McGraw: What're ya doin' up there?::Spider-Man: Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?::Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

Norman Osborn: Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

[last lines]::Peter Parker: [voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.::J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.

Peter Parker: Hey, it's me again!::Mary Jane: Hey!::Peter Parker: How was your audition?::Mary Jane: How'd you know?::Peter Parker: The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me.::Mary Jane: So you just came by?::Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood, needed to see a friendly face. I took three buses and a cab to *get* in the neighborhood, but... So how'd it go?::Mary Jane: [wryly] Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A *soap opera* told me I needed acting lessons.::Peter Parker: Lemme buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents.::Mary Jane: [laughs] I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry. [pause] Come with us.::Peter Parker: No thanks. How's it going with... [Mary Jane looks down] Never mind, it's none of my business.::Mary Jane: It's not? Why so interested?::Peter Parker: I'm not.::Mary Jane: You're not?::Peter Parker: Well... Why would I be?::Mary Jane: [playfully] I dunno. Why would you be?::Peter Parker: [smiles, not knowing what to say] I dunno.::Mary Jane: Sorry you won't come with us. I better run, Tiger.

Mary Jane: Has he mentioned me?::Peter Parker: Yeah.::Mary Jane: What'd he say?::Peter Parker: Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.::Mary Jane: And what did you say?::Peter Parker: I said... uh... Spider-Man, I said uh... The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."::Mary Jane: You said that?::Peter Parker: Well, something like that.::Peter Parker: [Harry walks in while they're holding hands] Hi...

Spider-Man: Sins of the Fathers (1996)

Actors: Jennifer Hale (actress), Jennifer Hale (actress), Neil Ross (actor), Edward Albert (actor), Edward Asner (actor), Neil Ross (actor), Edward Albert (actor), Joseph Campanella (actor), Maxwell Caulfield (actor), Mark Hamill (actor), Mark Hamill (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Joseph Campanella (actor), Dawnn Lewis (actress),

Plot: When Peter Parker is given a plum job with a research complex with the help of Wilson Fisk, it seems to be a dream come true. However, that dream soon turns into a nightmare when he is accused of treason. Even when he assigned a top lawyer in the name of Matt Murdock, his situation seems hopeless. Regardless, Parker is determined to clear his name and his fight is joined by Murdock who secretly helps him as the blind superhero, Daredevil. Together, this pair must face the long odds as they battle the true traitors who set Parker up.

Keywords: based-on-comic-book, blind-lawyer, blind-superhero, blindness, character-name-in-title, costume, crime-fighter, dual-identity, edited-from-tv-series, false-accusation
Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,

Daredevil vs. Spider-Man (1994)

Actors: Edward Albert (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Avi Arad (producer), Stan Lee (writer), John Semper (producer), Christopher Daniel Barnes (actor), Steve Ditko (writer), Sara Ballantine (actress), John Cawley (producer), Joseph Lampone Jr. (producer),

Genres: Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,