Woman who greets Northerners by saying ‘Ay oop!’ thinks they like it
A WOMAN believes her pretend Yorkshire accent amuses her Northern workmates, it has emerged.
Most popular baby names now just random jumbles of letters
THE trend for original baby names has led parents to use random sequences of letters like Lllrdwnnq.
Britons to read every word of EU booklet before moving on to Capital One invitation
BRITONS are to painstakingly peruse the Government’s 14-page pro-EU booklet before doing the same with their latest letter from Capital One.
Middling Premier League teams to form breakaway Mediocrity League
THE so-called ‘Little seven; teams of the English Premier League have held secret meetings to discuss forming their own Mediocrity League.
Britons learn everything is a massive con and then go back to work
EVERYONE has returned to work after learning that the system is a giant conspiracy designed to ruin their lives.
Ask Holly: My dad might be posthumously about to end my career as prime minister
DON'T worry, everyone's dad is rubbish and embarrassing sometimes.
Cameron's son old enough for 'the tax chat'
DAVID Cameron’s son Arthur is grown-up enough for a fatherly chat about offshore holdings, it has emerged.
Worker unwittingly uses ‘Jenny’s special mug’
AN OFFICER worker who unwittingly used a forbidden ‘special mug’ is now doomed.
IKEA bags suggested as affordable housing alternative
A LARGE hard-wearing IKEA bag could comfortably house a family of four, a government think tank has claimed.
