Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - Menace of the Sith (2013)

Actors: Trevor Devall (actor), Trevor Devall (actor), Brian Dobson (actor), Brian Dobson (actor), Paul Dobson (actor), Michael Donovan (actor), Brian Drummond (actor), Andrew Francis (actor), Adrian Holmes (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Kirby Morrow (actor), Kirby Morrow (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor),

Genres: Animation, Short,

Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - The Phantom Clone (2013)

Actors: Trevor Devall (actor), Trevor Devall (actor), Trevor Devall (actor), Brian Dobson (actor), Michael Donovan (actor), Michael Donovan (actor), Brian Drummond (actor), Brian Drummond (actor), Andrew Francis (actor), Adrian Holmes (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Kirby Morrow (actor), Sam Vincent (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Sci-Fi,

Star Wars Speed Dating (2013)

Actors: I. Elijah Baughman (actor), Darrin Cummings (actor), Tom Grey (director), Tom Grey (writer), Tom Grey (producer), Michael Rousselet (actor), Brett Houston (editor), Brett Houston (writer), Ben Gigli (actor), Ben Gigli (writer), Ben Gigli (producer), Brian Morrison (actor), Tom Martens (actor), Brian Firenzi (actor), Manzi DeYoung (costume designer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III (2010)

Actors: Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Donald Glover (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Anthony Daniels (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Zac Efron (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Donald Glover (actor), Donald Glover (actor), Seth Green (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,

Robot Chicken: Star Wars (2007)

Actors: Mark Hamill (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), Seth Green (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Joey Fatone (actor), Ahmed Best (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Donald Faison (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Seth Green (actor), Hulk Hogan (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Spend Father's Day with who really raised you... Star Wars. The chicken strikes back!

Quotes:

George Lucas: [being chased by costumed fans] I have a bad feeling about this.

Palpatine: [on the phone with Darth Vader] Vader! How's my favorite Sith?... Whoa whoa whoa... whoa, whoa. Just - slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! FUCK!... Who's "they"?... What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?::[sighs]::Palpatine: OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you shitting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon... Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!... Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit?::[phone beeps, he sighs]::Palpatine: Hang on, I've got another call.::[switches line]::Palpatine: WHAT? I'm very busy right now!... Oh! Oh, well - well, where are they going?... Oh, all right, uh... just get me a turkey club... Um, coleslaw, I guess. I'm not even gonna eat it... Well, what are you getting?... See, I always order the wrong thing. No, no, I'll just stick with that. OK, bye - what?... Oh, uh, Cherry Coke. Thanks.::[switches line]::Palpatine: Sorry about that.::[sighs]::Palpatine: What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!...::[covers receiver]::Palpatine: Oh, jeez, he's crying!::[giggles, then into phone]::Palpatine: Hey, hey, hey, hey. C'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just - just. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death Star blown up by a bunch of fuckin' teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap.::[makes "jack-off" motion]::Palpatine: Oh, uh - just get back here. OK. OK. Bye. I... um... I...::Palpatine: [whispers into phone] I love you, too.

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!::Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!::Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!::Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.::Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!::Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...::Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!::Luke Skywalker: ...wha? [time passes]::Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!::Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!

Luke Skywalker: Your overconfidence is your weakness.::Palpatine: Your faith in your friends is yours.::Luke Skywalker: Not my faith in yo momma...::Palpatine: What was that?::Luke Skywalker: I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!::Palpatine: Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'::Darth Vader: Ohh, yo momma fight!::[Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd]::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!::Palpatine: Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!::Palpatine: Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!::[Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent]::Palpatine: You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...::Luke Skywalker: Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!::Crowd: Luke wins!::[Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core]

Zuckuss: How do you plan on putting down this rebellion everyone's talking about?::Palpatine Parody: By shooting it with lightning! That's how I solve all my problems! And then afterwards I shall eat pudding.

Princess Leia Organa: [lying in bed next to Luke] That was *so* wrong!