Nightwing: Escalation (2011)

Actors: Zack Abramowitz (actor), Philippe Bernardin (actor), Audrey Lorea (producer), Audrey Lorea (editor), Audrey Lorea (actress), Diana Cherkas (actress), Mandy Evans (actress), Diana Cherkas (actress), Sarah Seeds (actress), Lauren Pappas (actress), Alex Valderana (producer), Bobby Kruger (actor), Amanda Brooke Lerner (actress), Alex Valderana (writer), Alex Valderana (director),

Genres: Action, Short,

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (2010)

Actors: Axel Braun (director), Tori Black (actress), Kimberly Kane (actress), Andy San Dimas (actress), Alexis Texas (actress), Axel Braun (producer), Axel Braun (writer), Dale DaBone (actor), James Deen (actor), James Deen (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Alec Knight (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Evan Stone (actor),

Plot: Heiress Lisa Carson, girlfriend to Bruce Wayne, is kidnapped by the Riddler. A call on the bat-phone summons Batman and Robin to police headquarters. A flick of the switch hidden in a bust of Shakespeare, the wall opens up and it's, "To the bat-poles". "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed", the bat-mobile roars out of the bat-cave and the familiar animated titles roll. It's all here in this parody of the 60's TV series, Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief O'Hara along with a trio of arch-villains, Joker, Catwoman, and the Riddler. There's even the obligatory celebrity poking his head out a window as the Dynamic Duo scale the side of a building. But this is a porn parody, so there's also lots of hostage-on-villain, villain-on-crimefighter, and crimefighter-on-crimefighter sex. Cringe as Lisa "negotiates" with her captor for better accommodations . Marvel as the Caped Crusader does the Bat-tusi at a discotheque before succumbing to a scopolamine mickey in his fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice, placing him at the mercy of the Riddler's moll, Molly. Their passions aroused after spying on the Joker with his two molls, watch as Robin shows Batgirl why he's called Boy Wonder. Will Robin and Batgirl manage to rescue Batman and his alter-ego's girlfriend or will they, too, fall into the clutches of this triumvirate of evil? Will the Joker, the Riddler, and Catwoman be able to suppress their separate agendas and together finally dispatch the Dark Knight? Well it wouldn't be a faithful parody without a cliffhanger ending.

Keywords: anal-sex, batman, batman-spoof, campy, facial, hardcore, parody, porn-parody, sex, sex-comedy
Genres: Adult, Comedy,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Dick: Gosh, Bruce, I'm stuck!

The Riddler: Riddle me this, Miss Carson. What is the difference between you and Bruce Wayne's bank account? There is no difference, you both peak his interest.

Dick: Bruce, did your hear that?::Bruce: Yes, and judging by the time of day, it's probably just Alfred groping Aunt Harriet.::Dick: Holy Viagra!

Comm. Gordon: The Riddler! He's kidnapped Lisa Carson, the famous heiress. That pompous, worldly master of foul play.

Comm. Gordon: The devil with pride, Chief, there's only but one man living who can stop him. Whoever he may be behind that mask of his, our only hope is the Caped Crusader.

Bruce: To the Bat-poles!

Robin: Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.::Batman: Roger. Ready to move out.

The Riddler: Silly... silly... silly girl. The kind of ransom I want, your father cannot pay. Riddle me this, Miss Carson. When is cheese bad for a mouse?::Lisa Carson: When... it's... in a trap?::The Riddler: Exactly, and you, Miss Carson, are my cheese, and Batman is my big fat rat.

Lisa Carson: Well this bed looks awfully uncomfortable. Don't you have any better accommodations? I would be *very* appreciative.

The Riddler: Riddle me this. When is a pussy like a flower?::Lisa Carson: When?::The Riddler: When it has two lips. [laughs maniacally]

Batman Rebuilt (2008)

Actors: Caleb Christofer (writer), Caleb Christofer (director), Caleb Christofer (editor), Patrick O'Malley (composer), Brenon Christofer (actor), Seth Christofer (actor), Seth Christofer (actor),

Plot: After being kicked out of college, Dick Grayson reunites with his former mentor, Bruce Wayne. Together they set out to stop three of the deadliest villains ever to plague Gotham City. This LEGO, stop-motion animation is exploding with adventure, mind-boggling clues, and rubber nipples. This film features the voice of Heath Ledger's Chicago stand-in as the Joker.

Keywords: lego, nipples, stop-motion
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Crime, Short,

The Complete Robin Storyboard Sequence (2005)

Actors: Mark Hamill (actor), Kevin Conroy (actor), Jason Hillhouse (actor),

Genres: Action, Animation, Short,

Grayson (2004)

Actors: Bob Kane (writer), Oto Brezina (actor), Kate Clarke (actress), Charles Kahlenberg (miscellaneous crew), Gabriel Sabloff (editor), Gabriel Sabloff (actor), Gabriel Sabloff (producer), Kimberly Page (actress), Kimberly Page (actress), Kofi Natei (actor), Ed Dyer (actor), Brian Turner (actor), Buddy Daniels Friedman (actor), John Fiorella (producer), Garrett Frawley (actor),

Plot: Batman has been murdered and the only man who can uncover the mystery behind his murder is his former partner, Dick Grayson aka Robin! Grayson uncovers a conspiracy the corrupt chief of police conspired with Batmans Rogue's Gallery to kill him and now they've set their sights on, Grayson!

Keywords: based-on-graphic-novel, batgirl, battle, character-name-in-title, comic-book, conspiracy, costume, dc-comics, death, fanfilm
Genres: Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: Whatever evils come this way, we will be here to stop them. Gotham's son returns!

Quotes:

Commissioner Gordon: Careful. Old heroes bring about old villains.

[first lines]::Commissioner Gordon: It's hard to believe he's gone. For all his triumphs, I fear that even in death he will find no peace, nor will those who fought beside him. Still, we must move forward, and while others will come to accept that his crusade has come to an end, for Dick Grayson, it begins again.

Barbara Grayson: [to Dick, who is pouring a glass of Orange Juice] What's gotten into you? It's like you're preparing for a war or something.

Superman: [stopping Robin from beating up Penguin] Easy, boy.::Robin: [getting in Superman's face] [very serious] Stay out of this, Clark!

Chief O'Hara: [to Clark Kent] I want him *out* of the equation!

Power Meeting (2003)

Actors: Scott Cranford (producer), Scott Cranford (director), Scott Cranford (actor), Scott Cranford (writer), David Comfort (actor), Jeffrey Cranford (editor), Eric Chmielecki (writer), Eric Chmielecki (actor), Marcella Cranford (actress), Jason Chmielecki (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Three Stooges Follies (1974)

Actors: Barbara Jo Allen (actress), Dorothy Appleby (actress), Larry Fine (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Vernon Dent (actor), Phil Arnold (actor), Lynton Brent (actor), Curly Howard (actor), Moe Howard (actor), Bud Jamison (actor), Buster Keaton (actor), George J. Lewis (actor), J. Carrol Naish (actor), Eddie Fetherston (actor), Jules White (producer),

Plot: Released to theaters in 1974, this collection of vintage Columbia short subjects included: "Yes, We Have No Bonanza" with The Three Stooges; "Violent Is the Word for Curly" with The Three Stooges; "You Nazty Spy!" with The Three Stooges (replaced by "Men in Black" for the nontheatrical reissue); "Nothing But Pleasure" with Buster Keaton; "Strife of the Party" with Vera Vague; Chapter 1 of the 1943 "Batman" serial with Lewis Wilson and Douglas Croft; and "America Sings with Kate Smith."

Keywords: number-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Musical,

Batman and Robin (1949)

Actors: Marshall Bradford (actor), Phil Arnold (actor), George Cisar (actor), Richard Cramer (actor), James Craven (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), John Doucette (actor), Johnny Duncan (actor), Johnny Duncan (actor), Frank Ellis (actor), William Fawcett (actor), Ralph Graves (actor), Frank Hagney (actor), John Hart (actor), John Hart (actor),

Plot: Antisocial Prof. Hammil's Remote Control device, which enables the user to take over any motor vehicle within 50 miles (!), is stolen by The Wizard, black-hooded mastermind, and his gang. Batman and Robin (who drive about in a standard convertible) must prevent the Wizard from obtaining diamonds, needed as fuel for the device, and rescue magazine photographer Vicki Vale from periodic perils. Where is the Wizard's base, reached only by remote controlled submarine? Which of several suspicious characters hides beneath the Wizard's hood?

Keywords: 1940s, action-hero, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, bound-and-gagged, brawl, cape, cave, character-name-in-title, convertible
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Based On The Well-Known Batman Comic Magazine Feature appearing in "Detective Comics" and "Batman" Magazines ALL BIG! ALL TERRIFIC! Local Lawbreakers BEWARE! "BATMAN And ROBIN" The Comics' Greatest Adventure Team Is Coming To Town! Follow The Daring Exploits of BATMAN and ROBIN The World's Greatest Adventure Team!

Quotes:

[first lines]::Narrator: Crime, striking our city night and day, is on the increase. Our undermanned police force is helpless to cope with the situation, but they have an ally - Batman - who with the faithful Robin, wages unending war against all criminals!

Batman: Run the usual test for invisible ink. I'll change and go entertain Vicki.::Robin: You better be careful. I think she's beginning to get wise that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same.::Batman: Well, if she gets too close, we know how to throw her off the trail.

Officer Murphy: You can't go in there!::Vicki Vale: Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine.::Officer Murphy: Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!

Robin: What's botherin' you?::Batman: Harrison's safety. The Wizard must have heard that broadcast - perhaps he even inspired it.::Robin: Harrison's decision really must have knocked the props out from under his blackmail scheme.::Batman: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. What's to prevent the Wizard from attacking Harrison on his way here?::Robin: Batman and Robin might.

Vicki Vale: Untie me please!::Batman: Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!

Vicki Vale: Will you do me a favor?::Batman: Certainly.::Vicki Vale: I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us?::Batman: That's very nice of you.::Vicki Vale: Then you'll come?::Batman: Of course!

[last lines]::[Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording]::Bruce Wayne: Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you?::Vicki Vale: Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.::[to Batman]::Vicki Vale: You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong.::Batman: Really? Who did you think I was?::Vicki Vale: Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly?::Batman: Yes, wasn't it?

Batman (1943)

Actors: William Austin (actor), Gus Glassmire (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), George Chesebro (actor), Lynton Brent (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Kenne Duncan (actor), Robert Fiske (actor), Sam Flint (actor), Jerry Frank (actor), Terry Frost (actor), Jack Gardner (actor), Karl Hackett (actor),

Plot: In his first screen appearance, the Caped Crusader of Gotham City (belying the lethargic facade of his alter ego Bruce Wayne) battles Dr. Daka, Japanese mastermind of a wartime espionage-sabotage group. Daka has a radium-powered death ray that pulverizes walls, a classic alligator pit to dispose of enemies, and can turn men into electronic zombies who do his bidding and transmit video signals to Daka's lab! Batman has no Batmobile, but there are bats in the Bat Cave...

Keywords: 1940s, acid, action-hero, aircraft-factory, airplane, alligator, alligator-pit, armored-car, based-on-comic-book, bat
Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: A HUNDRED TIMES MORE THRILLING ON THE SCREEN! (original 1943 one-sheet posters) THE NATION'S FAVORITE COMIC-BOOK HERO IN NEW HAIR-RAISING ADVENTURE SERIAL!...with daring young Robin, the Boy Wonder (original 1943 posters) NOW a thrilling exciting chapter play!..Based on the Batman Comic Magazine Feature appearing in Detective Comics and Batman Magazine (original 1943 posters) THE MIGHTY BATMAN - Now In The Mightiest Of Serials! The thrilling he-American hero in his hair-raising exploits...pulse-pounding adventures! (original 1943 insert posters) HE MOVE LIKE A FLASH! HE RIDES LIKE THE WIND! HE CAN PUNCH LIKE A BATTERING RAM!..THe mighty red-blooded American-hero comes to thrilling life in new adventure serial! (original 1943 poster)

Quotes:

Alfred Pennyworth: How many did I kill?::Bruce Wayne: Seven.::Alfred Pennyworth: But there were only four of the ruffians.::Richard Grayson: You killed three of them twice.::Alfred Pennyworth: Where are the bodies?::Bruce Wayne: We threw them out the window.

[upon seeing Dr. Daka]::Linda Page: A Jap!

Narrator: This was part of a foreign land, transplanted bodily to America and known as Little Tokyo. Since a wise government rounded up the immoral hoods, it has become virtually a ghost street, where only one business survives, eking out a precarious existence on the dimes of curiosity-seekers.

Linda Page: You think we can catch them?::Bruce Wayne: Sure, I just hope we catch them before a speed cop catches us.

Bruce Wayne: Maybe you should go back to the hospital and wait for your uncle to call.::Linda Page: I'd like to find out what's going on.::Bruce Wayne: I'd like to find out how he did that disappearing act. I'd like to try that when the creditors come after me.

Alfred Pennyworth: [on the phone] Get me Scotland Yard... I mean get me the police... get me anybody, I'm being murdered!

Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: If you cooperate with us, you will share in the glorious victories soon to be ours.::Martin Warren: And if I refuse?::Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: You have no choice but to accept. You will work with us or be compelled to work for us. Therefore it should be very plain to you that you should be willing to help serve my glorious emporer.::Martin Warren: Listen, Daka, or whatever your name is, I owe my allegience to no country or order but my own. I am an American first and always, and no amount of torture conceived by your twisted Oriental brain will make me change my mind.

Ken Colton [Chs. 6-9]: [pointing out his derringer] That's my little black widow. It's only got two bites, but both of them are fatal.

Henchman Foster [Chs. 1-4]: [holding a gun on Daka] Now, are you going to open that door and let me out or would you like a quick visit to your ancestors?::Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: But of course, Foster.::Henchman Foster [Chs. 1-4]: [with contempt] That's the kind of answer that fits the color of your skin.

Dr. Tito Daka aka Prince Daka: [after feeding his pet crocodiles] That's just an appetizer. The main course will be served when Bruce Wayne gets here.