BIAF

I’m not going to celebrate Easter this year. I’m going with  BIAF – Bayswater International Arts Festival. It’s a thing. A better thing than your so called “easter” will ever be. Free wifi. By #NF#1.Your gozlemes will be powerful and unelected.biaf

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Ruff

Oh my god! At least he didn’t have it tattooed.Right? By Pete F. A vehicle that must be constantly followed by guffaws.  

 

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Beyond dreams of mediocrity

Is living in South Perth really beyond the dreams of others? Is that the limit of dreams in Perth? If you have to ask how much it takes to be a wanker, you can’t afford to be one.  (7m). Would be nice to buy and ignore the fireworks. By TH. 

   

  

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In Memory

Are all of these roadside memorials terrible? Or are they culturally important? It seems like a more private memorial would be more appropriate, especially as they begin to degenerate. I guess it might be good to note a dangerous piece of road, but most seem to be on innocuous stretches. This one by Orbea. Pinjar. Is it really what he would have wanted?memorymemory2

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Or a coma

So snooze all tyrants. 



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Outrage Overseas Cambodge

A delightful evening tonk up the river from Kampot. We anchored to watch the sunset. There were young things on top (tony English and American accents: Ivy League types on NGO work?); silent and seething Frenchmen (reflecting on lost rubber plantations?); smoking Chinese. Then we saw SUPpers! Gaaaah. If someone had laid down yoga mats on the shore I would’ve got out the AK47. 

 We dined at Kep…aka Crabtown! Cambodia has a Crabtown! The seafront is vibrant. Beach chairs for hire, street food, toilets where you pay. Never happen at Cottesloe.  

 In fact Cambodge is on the ball when it comes to big things. This roundabout – as well as rivalling anything in Bunbury – features a durian and the other Kampot fruits (mangosteen, rambutan, pineapple). 
 Ciao for now! I’m off to watch a trash movie about heroic media workers: nice!  

 

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He was the King of the whole damn thing

By Bento. Leederville. – I tell a lie, WEST Leederville.  Whether Boll Kent is also C&B royalty is not clear. 

 

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