Category Archives: Worst suburb

Beyond dreams of mediocrity

Posted on March 23, 2016 by

Is living in South Perth really beyond the dreams of others? Is that the limit of dreams in Perth? If you have to ask how much it takes to be a wanker, you can’t afford to be one.  (7m). Would … Continue reading →

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Submit Vile Vistas

Posted on March 17, 2016 by

It’s all very well for BSWAM to point out the pimples on the arse of the generally charming Hudson River Valley. And I understand that adding sliding aluminium windows to a 1680s tavern is “not ideal”, but where is real … Continue reading →

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Amenia New York

Posted on March 16, 2016 by

In the now traditional fashion of treating the whole planet in terms of being environs -albeit distant of Perth, BSWAM presents Amenia NY. Once again I’m not entirely certain if BSWAM understands what worst is vis a vis here. Amenia … Continue reading →

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Duchie No Pasaran

Posted on March 3, 2016 by

 NF#1 was in Midland again. Did they mean ambition and enthusiasm do not pass this point? For Midland, I assume that point would be Guildford?     

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Baysie Arts Supremos

Posted on February 8, 2016 by

Anyone feel like nominating me? Or Outrage? Or both?

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Outrage Sunday 231 in the bowl

Posted on January 10, 2016 by

Krazy Kym encountered this in Midland. “Why have we not seen this before?” she asked. A desultory shuffle through the archives found this, which is just as excellent. My associate, Mr Brick, saw this in Cottesloe. “Lamination fail,” he said. … Continue reading →

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Bayswater Deserves Basso

Posted on January 8, 2016 by

Lot of competing Bayswater FB groups at the moment. Basically in response to Bassendean and Maylands residents snickering into their pinxtos in their pubs and small bars as Baysie continues to be a shithole with a cheese shop and (now) … Continue reading →

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