Category Archives: worst carpark

Outrage Sunday 221 party pack

Posted on November 1, 2015 by

So much depends Upon An empty party Pack Of silvery nangs Beside the munted white Shih-tzu.   

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Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

Posted on August 2, 2015 by

I was enraged at this Joondalup outrage. How enraged? Probably more than if Tony Abbott woke up to find a wind turbine in his toilet. I wrote to the council and asked why we had to have Americanisms on our … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 164 rage

Posted on September 28, 2014 by

People often ask me how I am able to keep up the rage: “David, how do you keep the rage flag flying 24/7?”, they ask. I know where to get it – and I don’t pay retail. Sometimes I don’t … Continue reading →

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Goshen, Orange County NY

Posted on January 31, 2014 by

More internationalising of worsts. Another from Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. For those still wondering, the whole world is regarded as the outer environs of Perth. BSWAM says… We’re off to Goshen, NY, land of horse races and gin-soaked sadness, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

Posted on August 25, 2013 by

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

Posted on October 30, 2011 by

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 21 bon appétit

Posted on September 25, 2011 by

What sort of pervert eats the peas and leaves the corn? Claremont. You know we’re still booming when Midland fatties are tossing aside their nibbled doughnuts. And this retail insanity: where to start? One you’re past the quotation marks and … Continue reading →

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