The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2012: Live Action (2012)

Actors: Wotan Wilke Möhring (actor), Julia Richter (actress), Arindam Sil (producer), Peter McDonald (writer), Terry George (producer), Terry George (writer), Peter McDonald (director), Terry George (director), Carter Pilcher (producer), Conleth Hill (actor), Cathy Mooney (producer), Anthony Brophy (actor), Andrew Bennett (actor), Tom Quinn (producer), Michael Nathanson (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Shore (2011)

Actors: Ciarán Hinds (actor), Catherine Geary (miscellaneous crew), Lalor Roddy (actor), Ruth McCabe (actress), Terry George (producer), Terry George (director), Terry George (writer), David Holmes (composer), Conleth Hill (actor), Cathy Mooney (producer), Anthony Brophy (actor), Kerry Condon (actress), Packy Lee (actor), Oorlagh George (producer), Joe Landauer (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,

The Water Horse (2007)

Actors: James Newton Howard (composer), Marshall Napier (actor), Barrie M. Osborne (producer), Brian Cox (actor), Wayne Docksey (miscellaneous crew), Andy Wickens (miscellaneous crew), Emily Watson (actress), David Morrissey (actor), Eric Ladd (miscellaneous crew), John Bloomfield (costume designer), Amanda Brand (miscellaneous crew), Joel Tobeck (actor), Craig Hall (actor), Glynn Henderson (miscellaneous crew), Charles Newirth (producer),

Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Every big secret starts small. How Do You Keep A Secret This Big?

Quotes:

[first lines]::Female Tourist: What is that?::Male Tourist: It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.::Female Tourist: How do you know it's fake? It looks real.::Old Angus: Oh, it's fake alright.::Male Tourist: Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.::Old Angus: We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.::Male Tourist: Oh ho, really.::Old Angus: Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.::Female Tourist: Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.::Old Angus: [starts telling the story]

The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007)

Actors: Randy Wayne (actor), Phillip B. Goldfine (producer), Sherilyn Fenn (actress), Sy Richardson (actor), Guin Dill (miscellaneous crew), Stephanie A. Purdy (miscellaneous crew), Gary Sievers (actor), Harland Williams (actor), Christopher McDonald (actor), Joel David Moore (actor), Gary Cole (actor), Willie Nelson (actor), Doug Jones (actor), Beans Morocco (actor), David E. Van Houten (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Cousins Bo, Luke and Daisy are sent to Hazzard County, Georgia for the first time to live with their Uncle Jesse. Jesse is a farmer and a moonshiner and is constantly battling his old rival Boss Hogg who is the corrupt city commissioner of the small town. This film is a prequel set before the time period established in the 1979 Hit TV Series.

Keywords: 1969-dodge-charger, bar, bare-breasts, bed, bikini, blonde, blue-panties, brunette, character-name-in-title, cleavage
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: These are the Duke boys... from the beginning

Quotes:

Daisy Duke: [after being whistled at by numerous people in jail] I don't see what all the fuss is.::Luke Duke: It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.::Bo Duke: And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.

Bo Duke: [Takes of Shrit] Ladies, Do Me!

Narrartor: Who can blow stuff up!

Luke Duke: Can I be your special helper?::Lulu Hogg: Of course!

Balladeer: When Luke thinks of woman, he thinks of the wrong type of bang!

Rosco P. Coltrane: [to the Dukes] Where's that shine making uncle of yours?

Daisy Duke: I just got rejected by the prettiest man to even step foot in Hazzard!::Bo Duke: [Daisy storms away] But I just got here.

Balladeer: [from trailer] Bo's first chase; Luke's first time; Daisy's first Dukes... Rosco gets his badge; Boss Hogg starts the feud; and Uncle Jesse gives advice

Cooter: People used to dare each other to jump the ravine. Some stupid son of a bitch tried.::Luke Duke: Sounds like he didn't make it.

Bo Duke: You can kill a man with your thumb?::Uncle Jesse Duke: It's not that hard, really, once you know how.

Strange Bedfellows (2004)

Actors: Roy Billing (actor), Pete Postlethwaite (actor), Michael Carman (actor), Peter Carrodus (editor), Dale Cornelius (composer), Paul Hogan (actor), Serena Gattuso (miscellaneous crew), Monica Maughan (actress), Jane Forbes (miscellaneous crew), Michael Caton (actor), Stewart Faichney (producer), Rob Carlton (actor), Dean Murphy (producer), Dean Murphy (writer), Stewart Faichney (actor),

Plot: A struggling widower businessman finds a new tax loophole offered in Australia to same sex couples. Needing a tax break, he cajoles his best friend, also a widower, into filing papers indicating they are a gay couple living together and assuring him that the small town (population 652) they live in will never have a clue. However, their return letter from the government pops open and the town busybody soon has it spread all over town without the two men's knowledge. Meanwhile, the letter tells the men that a tax inspector will be coming to investigate their claim. The two decide they have to learn to act gay, so they get lessons from a local hair dresser and visit a gay nightclub in Sydney.

Keywords: australia, bar, gay, gay-interest, posing-as-a-gay-couple, pretending-to-be-a-couple, pretending-to-be-gay, sydney-australia
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're close mates, but not that close. A laugh OUT loud comedy

Quotes:

Ralph Williams: Now, I know some of you are wondering what's going on, and others have probably made up their minds up already. But for starters, I like you to welcome some friends of Vince and mine from Sydney. They're all wonderful people, that I know you're gonna love, once you get to know them. Okay, now I understand there has a bit of speculation around town about Vince Hopgood and myself. And it's nobody's business but ours what goes on between Vince and I. We've been mates since we were kids. Most of you have knows us all your lives. Crikey, we've lived and worked amongst you for years. That's what you should be judging us by, not about what may or may not happen between us in private. Vince has been part of every important event in my life: he was my best man; he was there when my daughter was born; and when my wife, Helen, passed away. He was a tower of strength for me. See it doesn't matter who you are, if you have one real friend in your life, one person you can truly trust, then you are very lucky indeed. Vince Hopgood, as been the best mate a man could have. And yes, for anyone out there who is interested, I love him, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Ralph Williams: Vince! We're fucked!::Vince Hopgood: No. Look, I'll keep Faith away from Russell; you come up with an excuse for the dancing; the ball will be finished, and we're done. [Ralph and Vince's gay friends from Sydney arrive on motorcycles] We're fucked.

Sales Assistant: You look... divine. They seem to fit very well.::Vince Hopgood: Yeah. Turn around.::Ralph Williams: Nah.::Vince Hopgood: C'mon mate, turn around.::Ralph Williams: Nah.::Vince Hopgood: Ralphie... c'mon, turn around.::Ralph Williams: [firmly] No!::Sales Assistant: Perhaps I can find a pair with the bum still in them. That might help.::Ralph Williams: Yeah, that'll be lovely. Thank you.

Ralph Williams: Vince, you are not gay. I am not gay. This bloke is gonna be an expert on gayness! [Sits down, head in his hands] He's probably done a course on it.

Vince Hopgood: Bloody women.

Lemon Popsicle 9: The Party Goes On (2001)

Actors: Yoram Globus (producer), Yehuda Efroni (actor), Zachi Noy (actor), Aryeh Moskona (actor), Tzvi Shissel (director), Dvir Benedek (actor), Eli Tavor (writer), Shlomo Vishinsky (actor), Rosina Kambus (actress), Uri Avrahami (actor), Yedidya Vital (actor), Asher Gat (producer), Moti Giladi (actor), Ilana Avital (actress), Miri Bohadana (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: They're back! Wilder, sexier and naughtier than ever. Relive the magic of growing up in the 60's. Featuring an amazing soundtrack.

Still Crazy (1998)

Actors: Ian La Frenais (producer), Ian La Frenais (writer), Ralph Morse (actor), Frances Barber (actress), Dick Clement (writer), Dick Clement (producer), Danny Webb (actor), Philip Davis (actor), Billy Connolly (actor), Bill Nighy (actor), Mackenzie Crook (actor), Timothy Spall (actor), Stephen Rea (actor), Elizabeth West (miscellaneous crew), Phil Daniels (actor),

Plot: "Strange Fruit" had everything that makes a legendary rockband: Money, Fame, Success, Groupies, a Singer who died of drugs and even a divine ending, when lightning struck the stage during an open-air. Twenty years later, all band members are minding their own businesses, the idea of a band reunion is brought up by, well, public request. Tony, the former keyboard player, sets out only to find his former friends working as a roofer, a gardener and a hotel clerk. They all became rather everyday people, married or still single, they definitely are not wild and crazy anymore. But with the help of former manager Karen, who is still dreaming of Brian, the apparently deceased lead guitarist, they all, old, fat and wrinkled as they are, try to catch that spirit again.

Keywords: aging-rocker, bus, concert, condom-machine, drowning, drunkenness, female-nudity, fictional-band, flatulence, reference-to-jimi-hendrix
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Music, Romance,
Taglines: They were "Strange Fruit". Some called them the greatest rock band of the '70s. They haven't played together for 20 years. No wonder they're worried about their performance. A coming-of-middle-age comedy. These middle-aged men won't let you down! When the music still matters and the flame still burns, you're never too old to rock n roll They had it. They lost it. They want it back. 100 watts too loud, 50 pills too many, 20 years too late?

Quotes:

Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... "::Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

Young Beano: You know what they say. "If at first you don't succeed... "::Hughie: "Pull your foreskin over your heed."

Ray Simms: I'm not fifty. I'M NOT FIFTY!

Astrid Simms: Karen will get plane tickets, just give her your credit card number.::Ray Simms: I don't know my credit card number.::Astrid Simms: It's on your credit card, Ray.

Beano: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?::Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.

Beano: [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!::Clare: Objection, your honor!::Hughie: Objection sustained.::Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.::Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical.::Beano: It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand!

Hughie: It's like 'Night of the Living Dead Two'! I'm gonna get some of those Organ Donor cards!

Karen Knowles: Tell me Astrid, how are Kirby, Steele and Oakes?::Astrid Simms: I don't listen to their music.::Karen Knowles: They're your estate agents, the ones trying to offload Wuthering Heights, so don't pretend you don't need this.::Astrid Simms: You are a bloody nosy bitch Karen, and also a slut. I remember Isle of Wight.

Ray Simms: I can see you Brian, so clearly, do you have a message?::Brian Lovell: Got a gig on Saturday man.::Ray Simms: Wha-what?

Ray Simms: Beano, you are definitely our strongest link to the past. In all the time I've known you man, spirtually, emotionally there's been like zero growth. You're what they call a "flat liner".::Beano: Well it's better than being a wanker!

Die ene dag (1969)

Actors: Jo De Meyere (actor), Vic Moeremans (actor), Dré Poppe (director), Paula Sleyp (actress), Jos Simons (actor), Annelies Vaes (actress), Alan Seymour (writer), Meia Albarda (writer),

Genres: Drama,

They All Come Out (1939)

Actors: Lester Dorr (actor), John Dilson (actor), Hooper Atchley (actor), Roy Barcroft (actor), George Anderson (actor), Don Dillaway (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Eddy Chandler (actor), Gene Coogan (actor), George Cooper (actor), Hal Craig (actor), Joseph Crehan (actor), John Butler (actor), John Daheim (actor), Budd Fine (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Nameless Men (1928)

Actors: Martin G. Cohn (editor), Stepin Fetchit (actor), Eddie Gribbon (actor), Antonio Moreno (actor), Claire Windsor (actress), John M. Stahl (producer), Jack Natteford (writer), Christy Cabanne (director), Charles Clary (actor), Sally Rand (actress), Ray Hallor (actor), Viola Brothers Shore (writer), Carolynne Snowden (actress), Harry Braxton (writer), E. Morton Hough (writer),

Genres: Drama,