Stop Eating That SEXY BANANA! - Weekly Weird News
Bananas may be healthy and delicious, but the
Chinese government thinks they're just too damn erotic. ALSO, a woman in charge of testing drugs for the police reveals that she was high on the job for eight years, a moron mistakes math problems for a terrorist plot, and little people get mistaken for children.
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SOURCES
Drug lab chemist was high the whole time
http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/05/03/state-chemist-high-job-jeopardized-untold-number-cases-report-finds/8BXJcKSpOaveHxdmKt6eoK/story
.html
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/2823331/AGOReportFarakAmherstDrugLab
.pdf
China bans banana livestreams
http://www
.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36226141
Little Guy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581518/Six-year-old-boy-picked-bra-tycoon-Michelle-Mone-3-000
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