The Noize (2013)
Actors:
T.C. De Witt (writer),
T.C. De Witt (actor),
T.C. De Witt (director),
Chris Moehr (producer),
Chad Halvorsen (editor),
Chad Halvorsen (actor),
Jessica Moehr (actor),
Candace Ostler (actor),
Kris Schulz (director),
Kris Schulz (writer),
Dale Ihde (actor),
Erik Rasmuson (actor),
Alexander Hoggard (composer),
Julia Smith (actor),
C.S. Lane (actor),
Plot: Oliver is a complete slacker. The day his girlfriend has had enough and is leaving him, he lucks out and wins a 10,000 dollar prize from the local radio station. All he has to do is get to the station, in person, in 30 minutes. The problem, he has no way to get there except on foot. Running his ass off, and hit obstacle after obstacle, maybe the universe is trying to tell Oliver a little something about his freeloading, selfish ways... Of course, he doesn't see anything wrong with the way he does things.
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Short,
Taglines: 10,000 Dollars. 30 Minutes. Should he make it?
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Actors:
Charles A. Nichols (director),
Alex Lovy (miscellaneous crew),
William Hanna (producer),
Agnes Moorehead (actress),
John Stephenson (actor),
Joan Gerber (actress),
Debbie Reynolds (actress),
Joseph Barbera (producer),
Herb Vigran (actor),
Joan Gerber (actress),
Don Messick (actor),
Henry Gibson (actor),
Bob Holt (actor),
Danny Bonaduce (actor),
Paul Lynde (actor),
Plot: Wilbur the pig is scared of the end of the season, because he knows that come that time, he will end up on the dinner table. He hatches a plan with Charlotte, a spider that lives in his pen, to ensure that this will never happen.
Keywords: animal-human-communication, barn, based-on-novel, castle-thunder, character-name-in-title, compassion, death-of-friend, drying-self-with-towel, farm, ferris-wheel
Genres:
Animation,
Family,
Musical,
Taglines: That humble radiant terrific book is now a humble radiant terrific movie.
Quotes:
Wilbur: [singing] Isn't it great, that I articulate? / Isn't it grand? That you can understand / I don't snort, I don't eep, I don't even squeak or squawk / When I wanna say something, I open up and talk, I can talk, I can talk, talk, talk, I can...::Ram: Why don't you keep it down?::Wilbur: I can talk!
Charlotte: Salutations.::Wilbur: Salu-what?::Charlotte: Salutations.::Wilbur: What are they? And where are you?::Charlotte: Salutations is my fancy way of saying hello.
Avery Arable: Can I have a pig too, Pop?::Arable: I only distribute pigs to early risers, and Fern was up at daylight trying to rid the world of injustice.
[Wilbur is eyeing Charlotte's egg sac]::Charlotte: I'm versatile.::Wilbur: Does versatile mean full of eggs?::Charlotte: [chuckling] Certainly not. Versatile means I can change with ease from one thing to another.
Charlotte: Does anybody know how to spell it?::Goose: I think it's T double-E double-R double-R double-I double-F double-I double-C, C, C.::Charlotte: What kind of an acrobat do you think I am? It would take me all night to write a word like that into my web.::Ram: I would advise you not to consult geese in matters of spelling. The word is spelled T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C.::Goose: I still think it's prettier spelled T-double E-double R-...::Charlotte: Please! Let me spell it my way.
[Charlotte is looking for a new message to write in her web]::Lamb: How about "Pig Supreme"?::Charlotte: No good. It sounds like a rich dessert.::[Templeton walks past with an apple core towards the trough, and Charlotte glares at Templeton]::Goose: How about terrific, terrific, terrific?::Charlotte: Cut that down to one terrific and it will do nicely. I think terrific might impress Zuckerman.::Wilbur: But Charlotte, I'm not terrific.::Charlotte: You're terrific as far as I am concerned.::[Templeton, while holding a piece of orange in his mouth, smacks Wilbur's face with his tail and walks off to the trough]::Charlotte: [after glaring at Templeton] Does anybody know how to spell it?::Goose: I think it's T, double-E, double-R, double-R, double-I, double-F, double-I, double-C, C, C!::Charlotte: [Charlotte's remark, from shock babk to the goose] What kind of acrobat do you think I am?
Goose: [to Templeton] If Wilbur is killed and his trough stands empty day after day, you'll grow so thin we can look right through your stomach and see objects on the other side.
[when Templeton sees all the food on the ground at the fair]::Templeton: The goose was right, this fair is rat's paradise. Bye-bye, my humble Wilbur. Fare thee well Charlotte, you old schemer. This will be a night to remember!
Ram: Sheep do not play with pigs.::Wilbur: Why not?::Ram: Oh, it's a matter of status. Sheep, for instance, are highly regarded by Zuckerman, because we furnish him with good quality wool. With pigs, on the other hand, it's just a matter of time.::Wilbur: Time to what?::Ram: Till you're fat enough to kill.::Wilbur: What did you say?::Ram: Oh, everybody knows it. In the fall, you'll be turned into smoked bacon and ham. Just as soon as cold weather sets in, they'll kill you.
Wilbur: Will you play with me?::Goose: I'm no flibberty-ibberty-gibbit! I'm staying here and hatching my goslings.