Shooting Fish (1997)

Actors: Roger Phillips (miscellaneous crew), Peter Capaldi (actor), Kate Beckinsale (actress), Nickolas Grace (actor), Steve Morphew (miscellaneous crew), Julia Jones (miscellaneous crew), Annette Crosbie (actress), Stanislas Syrewicz (composer), Ralph Ineson (actor), Phyllis Logan (actress), Arabella Weir (actress), Stuart Townsend (actor), Geoffrey Whitehead (actor), Jane Lapotaire (actress), Alan Strachan (editor),

Plot: Dylan and Jez are con artists, Dylan is a charming American who's run from some characters in the states and Jez is an English techno nerd. During one of their scams selling a voice recognition computer they hire Georgie as a secretary for the job. The romantic triangle between Dylan, Jez and Georgie appears, but she is also not a secretary, but a student, and her marriage with rich Roger is upcoming.

Keywords: bicycle, binoculars, blow-up-doll, boy, boys'-school, breaking-and-entering, brother-sister-relationship, burglary, business, businessman
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Romance,
Taglines: As con artists they were hard to beat. But they were easy targets for LOVE. Fat cats are too easy. Go for the big fish.

Quotes:

Dylan: We're about to become the proud possessors of 2 million quid in useless notes because the queen doesn't like her picture. Jesus Christ, it's self, self, self for some people!

Dylan: Would you allow me the pleasure of taking you to the theatre on Saturday night?::Georgie: Do you ask all your secretaries to go to the theatre with you on their first date?::Dylan: Actually, it's something of a tradition. Yes, I do.::Georgie: Oh. Well, who am I to deprive an American of what little tradition he can get?

[inside the night-club]::Dylan: [seductively] I want to pleasure you with my tongue.::[Georgie walks away in disgust. She sees Jez who has been waiting for her outside the night-club, dressed in his shorts after escaping from his "quick-release trousers"]::Georgie: Hello.::Jez: Hi.::Georgie: This is a surprise.::Jez: Yeah, isn't it.::Georgie: What are you doing here? Was it Scouts tonight?::Jez: No, no. I was just passing. Are you OK?::Georgie: [unconvincingly] Yeah.::Jez: Did he try to "pleasure you with his tongue"?::Georgie: Is it that obvious?::Jez: It's kind of a compulsion with him. He has to exchange fluids with everyone he meets. That's why we never have pets.

Jez: Dylan's completely trustworthy. He's just a bit unreliable in some areas.

Georgie: I feel like Wedding-Day Barbie. I couldn't be happier.

Dylan: Now *that* is a thing of beauty.::Jez: Who you're flirting with.::Dylan: You fallen?::Jez: No I haven't.::Dylan: Jez, you've got a little bit of a crush? You're wasting your time.::Jez: I know: you're good looking and I'm too technical.::Dylan: Jez, you've got to stop punishing yourself. You're not too technical, just ugly, gross ugly.

[helium voice]::Jockey: I knew if he got the right conditions we'd be flyin'.

Friend of Lady Georgina: Well done! Marvellous race, Lady Georgina.::Georgie: Oh thank you. Oh, I forgot to mention that.::Jez: *Lady* Georgina?::Georgie: You're not cross, are you? No you're not, you're pleased.::Dylan: Doctor, peer of the realm and secretarial skills? Who'd be cross?

Police detective: Sir, so far the only proof of a burglary is that someone stopped your video taping Blind Date.::Mrs Ray: Bastards!::Mr Ray: Oh, shut it!

Georgie: How long have you been in England?::Dylan: Five years.::Georgie: And you still stay 'bucks' and 'babe'?

Burning Up Broadway (1928)

Actors: Max Asher (actor), Robert Frazer (actor), Sam Hardy (actor), Ernest Hilliard (actor), Helene Costello (actress), Joe Rock (producer), Norman Houston (writer), Phil Rosen (director), Frances Guihan (writer), Frances Guihan (writer), Michael Hoffman (composer), Leotta Whytock (editor), Jack Rich (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Blooming Angel (1920)

Actors: Vera Lewis (actress), Victor Schertzinger (director), William Courtright (actor), Arthur Housman (actor), Pat O'Malley (actor), Margery Wilson (actress), Madge Kennedy (actress), James Robert Chandler (actor), Wallace Irwin (writer), B.F. Blinn (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

The Tardy Cannon Ball (1914)

Actors: Sam De Grasse (actor), Eugene Pallette (actor), Francelia Billington (actress), John G. Adolfi (director), Florence Crawford (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,