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Click for full imageGood Show Sir Comments: Prequel to Beach Blanket Bingo Planet
Published 2001
(Average: 8.31 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: Prequel to Beach Blanket Bingo Planet
Published 2001
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March 22nd, 2016 at 2:25 pm
Just those two words make me feel very tired.
March 22nd, 2016 at 2:28 pm
For once, the pull quote is on point.
March 22nd, 2016 at 2:30 pm
Hey! Look over here! I’m pointing at the Roc logo with my robotic index finger!
March 22nd, 2016 at 3:16 pm
@Tom Noir: I’d even question one line of that. The name ‘David Garnett’ in a fantasy context suggests the Bloomsbury chap with the appropriately complicated love life whose novel ‘Lady into Fox’ (about a debutante who transforms into a vixen) was turned into a ballet and ‘Aspects of Love’ was made over by Andrew Lloyd Webber and gave the world Michael Ball. Neither of these is suggested by the words ‘Bikini Planet’, although if Ballet Rambert and Cameron Mackintosh combine their forces they could have a hit.
Maybe.
March 22nd, 2016 at 3:40 pm
This is obviously a photo shoot for men who fantasize about women going into battle in combat-inappropriate attire. I’m sick and tired of that crap.
March 22nd, 2016 at 3:41 pm
The selective reflectivity of the flooring is very disconcerting. It draws the eye from the important parts of the cover.
March 22nd, 2016 at 4:20 pm
@Anne T: You know, the planet is BIKINI Planet, not FEMALE Bikini Planet. Presumably the males of this world must also be donning the proverbial banana hammock. Why couldn’t this cover feature some equal representation?!?
March 22nd, 2016 at 4:55 pm
Starring a Las Vegas cop named Wayne Norton. Kill me, please, as a preemptive measure.
If her gun loses its wire, then is it useless? I’m not even sure how you could pistol-whip with such a rifle.
March 22nd, 2016 at 9:13 pm
@DSWBT: That’s not the only thing here supported by a wire.
March 22nd, 2016 at 11:17 pm
@Tat, Tom: Well, there’s this David Garnett, and then there’s David Garnett….
March 22nd, 2016 at 11:42 pm
@Ikari Gendo: This is what happens when you play “Pull my finger” with a Jedi.
March 23rd, 2016 at 12:28 am
@Anna T: Speaking of the Jedi, I’d like to think that after receiving formal Jedi training, Rey would be smart enough NOT to don the sort of Rob Liefeld-inspired combat gear favoured by Aayla Secura & Ashoka Tano!
March 23rd, 2016 at 12:28 am
Crap concept. Just those two words make me think of crapping. And concepts. Er, and David Garnett. Mostly David Garnett.
March 23rd, 2016 at 2:54 am
ALIEN PINK BIT?
March 23rd, 2016 at 10:38 am
That guy looks like he’s being wronged.
The reviled future cop V alone can pat ladies’ buns, soften them, shave their head.
KNIT PEN ALIBI
Gravid Nadett
“Knit Pen Alibi makes me think of knitting pens and just how to devise a biro, trade land, draw Ts.” — Gin Meal Ian
March 23rd, 2016 at 4:06 pm
I didn’t bring up Jedi. And, speaking of mankinis, by all rights this planet should be equal-opportunity, but going by this cover . . .
March 23rd, 2016 at 4:55 pm
Perhaps they mean ‘Bikini’ in its original sense, a place far enough away from America to be blown up without putting the yanks off their TV dinners.
April 2nd, 2016 at 6:39 pm
Bikini WAX Planet: there’s not an excess body hair on any life form…
April 3rd, 2016 at 4:47 am
From the synopsis on wikipedia, it seems this a rare case of the crappy cover being BETTER than this book deserves.
November 16th, 2016 at 10:56 pm
There may be one or more hermaphrodites on this cover.
There, I said it and I don’t regret it at all. 😛