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Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000
Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000
September 25th, 2015 at 10:31 am
Cottingley: Exposed!
September 25th, 2015 at 12:53 pm
These brightly coloured characters makes one think of a children’s programme.
… a Brazilian children’s programme, in all likelihood.
September 25th, 2015 at 1:09 pm
Its got that Avatar vibe. Must be “contemporary science fiction.”
September 25th, 2015 at 1:23 pm
If that ship isn’t crewed by Cat People I will be very disappointed.
September 25th, 2015 at 1:39 pm
Late last night, the neighbours decided to split the difference between Canada Day/Independence Day and Guy Fawkes’ by setting off some fireworks. At our windows. Not outside, at. The subsequent lack of sleep is not helping my head cold, my day at work or my plans for my business trip tomorrow.
So, how do I pick me up? Why, I come on to GSS, see contemptible artwork and snark. And while I’m not sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, I feel a little better. Thank you all!
September 25th, 2015 at 1:41 pm
A notable theme running through his work (most notably the ‘Dead’ trilogy) is agalmatophiliac male lust for young female gynoids, as well as the darker undercurrents of British national culture. His novels and stories have links and plot overlaps between one another, and together form a mythos. His “epic masterpiece” (“Reading Richard Calder”, Claude Lalumière) is said to be Malignos (2000).
Yes, it certainly sounds like a three space sheep novel.
September 25th, 2015 at 1:42 pm
@DSWBT—glad to hear you are soldiering on. A day without Dead Stuff is like a day without a naked babe riding a rat.
September 25th, 2015 at 2:44 pm
They need those rats to carry all that hairspray they must need.
September 25th, 2015 at 6:05 pm
RIDDLING MASCARA CHOLER
HANDSOMER CARDIAC GRILL
REGARD MONARCHICAL LIDS
ANARCHIC DRILLED ORGASM
SCORCHED MALARIAL GRIND
ACCLAIMED HORRID GNARLS
LORDLIER HARM CASCADING
SACCHARIN GLAMOR RIDDLE
ARCHAIC MANDRILLS GORED
MIDDLING CHARCOAL REARS
HARD GRILLED CARCINOMAS
ORCHARD’S GRIM DALLIANCE
CARDIOGRAM DILL RANCHES
and my personal favourite:
CHRONICLED ARMADA GIRLS
September 25th, 2015 at 6:11 pm
They have wings, so why are they riding horses?
Or are they a “scientifically accurate” kind of winged humanoid, who are too heavy for their wings to carry them?
Questions, questions . . .
September 25th, 2015 at 6:59 pm
@Anna T:”They have wings, so why are they riding horses?”
Well, they’re riding rats, so presumably they’re really small and wings wouldn’t get them anywhere against any kind of headwind. Like people breathing. In the next town.
The thing is, I don’t think those can be wings as they are attached to the shoulder itself and not the scapula. It’s probably their sound-system. They play the effect of thundering hooves so people think they’re mighty warriors and don’t look down to see two scabby bints on rodents. With Don King hairdos.
September 25th, 2015 at 7:07 pm
Rat 1: Hey, Willard, I thought we were supposed to desert sinking ships. So why are we heading toward that hulking vessel offshore?
Rat 2: Sniff, sniff, is that patchouli?
September 25th, 2015 at 8:32 pm
@ Anna T. An alternate, much less explicitly detailed cover does show one in flight.
http://cloud1.todocoleccion.net/libros-segunda-mano-ciencia-ficcion-fantasia/tc/2015/01/15/12/47200821.jpg
But on the other hand…….GIANT RIDEABLE RATS.
September 25th, 2015 at 8:53 pm
@fred: Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist.
September 26th, 2015 at 1:18 am
Philip Hinchcliffe reveals the original version of the giant rat scene in ‘Talons of Weng-Chiang’ was even more Mary Whitehouse-unfriendly.
September 26th, 2015 at 11:14 am
@Dead Stuff. If I were to google “agalmatophiliac”..l would I regret it?
September 27th, 2015 at 12:34 am
@RachelJ: as long as you do NOT do an image search, you should be fine.
(Note, I had to do both to answer this question of yours…)
September 28th, 2015 at 10:44 pm
Rodents of Unusual Size. I see.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have some escapees from the Fire Swamps here.
September 29th, 2015 at 4:49 pm
At a recent NASA press conference, a committee of scientists explained that the probability of encountering aliens on other planets who resemble attractive human women is zero percent.
Howls of protest came from the audience.
September 29th, 2015 at 5:20 pm
@A.R. Yngve—However, according to those same scientists, the probability of encountering giant rats fit for riding appears to be quite high.