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Look I am just saying... I can completely see everything back here... just put on some trousers next time we go adventuring.Click for full image

Hammy Comments: um…no panties
Published 2012

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.06 out of 10)
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26 Responses to “Elfhome”

  1. THX 1138 Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 11:01 am

    “You’re not riding me dressed like that.” (Could apply to either character)

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Look here. She’s an elf. It’s an elf home. Maybe it’s HER elf home. In which case, if she wants to lounge around in the world’s most ridiculous tabard-and-belt combination, that’s her choice. I think she’s being quite polite by letting in the neighbour dragon to help him with the lock to his makeup box.

  3. Noel Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 11:44 am

    Where is this elf home exactly? New York? Dubai?

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    Who received fashion advice from whom?

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    @Noel: Pittsburgh. That’ll be £1.

  6. Tom Noir Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    Once more Buffy fans are finding a lot to like about a book…

    I’m surprised the elf’s high-cut dress doesn’t reveal a tattoo of some sort. Perhaps one reading Coupon Inside?

  7. Bibliomancer Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 1:59 pm

    That must be EL PHOME, the legendary Spanish dragon.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    “Ok, ok, have your fun being the center of attention and all, but remember, tomorrow I get to wear the Wonder Bra®!”

  9. fred Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    Elves got home furnishing catalogues?

  10. Elvraie Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    Is it a case of Elf Phone Home, cause she needs a new wardrobe? And using a jewel-box-looking communicator? Well, obviously, she could not get hold of a mobile phone, I suppose. The Dragon-saurus thingy looks a bit bored.

  11. Ray P Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    Online dating for otherkin creates odd couple.

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    When Juniper invited Draco over for ‘Yew Tube and Chill’, it was only natural that he misunderstood…

  13. Bibliomancer Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    And she is Elle Foamy, dragon El Phome’s elf homie.

  14. anon Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    Eljfhome
    “Wit and intelligence… Furious action…
    Fans of Russian accents should find a lot to like…”

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    Am I seeing a more than passing resemblance to David Bowie during his Diamond Dogs phase?

  16. Ray P Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    …with your silicone humps and your ten-inch stump…

  17. Anna T. Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Having read this book, all I have to say about this cover is that the heroine wouldn’t be caught dead wearing something as ridiculously skimpy as that dress. And the dragons don’t actually look like that. The astonishing thing is that this cover actually does depict a scene from the book . . . sort of.

    And if you think this cover is bad (it’s the third book in the series), the cover for book four made me laugh hard.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 7:47 pm

    @Anna: pix plz kthx.

  19. Bibliomancer Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 8:30 pm

    Here is the fourth cover in the series. Even after all these books, Buffy fans apparently should still find a lot to like.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    @B’mancer, Anna: remarkable! It’s like someone was trying to explain Harry Potter slash fic using a Christmas cracker crown, a plate of calamari, and a dozen whippets.

  21. B. Chiclitz Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    Except for the dog, everyone has a bad 70s hair cut. The dog, on the other hand, seems to be wearing a monkish skullcap. WTF.

  22. Ray P Says:
    December 14th, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    In fairness a Cherub faces awful trouble finding a barber who can accommodate his wings.

  23. Anna T. Says:
    December 15th, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    @B. Chiclitz: Incidentally, the dog is the only one present portrayed even slightly accurately. Those twin boys with bad eighties haircuts? Are actually girls. And the tengu boy looks absolutely horrible.

  24. B. Chiclitz Says:
    December 15th, 2015 at 7:03 pm

    @Anna T.—the dog is also the only character who looks even remotely intelligent.

  25. A.R.Yngve Says:
    December 16th, 2015 at 9:22 am

    Another cover in the old tradition of “Made You Look!”

  26. A.R.Yngve Says:
    December 16th, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Dragon: “Hey girlfriend, why do you keep wearing those ridiculous outfits? It’s cold in the city this time of year!”
    Elf: “It distracts people from ogling my giant ears. I’m very self-conscious about them.”

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