'Platoon' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Shekvarebuli kulinaris ataserti retsepti (1996)
Actors:
Aleksandr Baluev (actor),
Kakhi Kavsadze (actor),
Guram Pirtskhalava (actor),
Jean-Yves Gautier (actor),
Goran Bregovic (composer),
Pierre Richard (actor),
Micheline Presle (actress),
Ramaz Chkhikvadze (actor),
Givi Tokhadze (actor),
Aleksandr Ilin (actor),
Irakli Kvirikadze (writer),
Elgudzha Burduli (actor),
Nana Dzhordzhadze (director),
Vessela Martschewski (editor),
Nino Kirtadze (actress),
Plot: The story of Pascal Ichak, a larger-than-life French traveller, bon vivant, and chef, who falls in love with Georgia and a Georgian princess in the early 1920s. All is well until the arrival of the Red Army of the Caucasus, as the Soviet revolution that has swept Russian comes to Georgia. Told as a flashback from the present, as a French-Georgian man whose mother was Pascal's lover translates his memoirs for Pascal's niece.
Keywords: caucasus, cooking, explosive, food, georgia-europe, gourmet, love, niko-pirosmani, niko-pirosmanishvili, paris-france
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.
Dad's Army (1971)
Actors:
Sam Kydd (actor),
Fred Griffiths (actor),
Liz Fraser (actress),
Clive Dunn (actor),
David Croft (writer),
Frank Williams (actor),
Robert Raglan (actor),
Bernard Archard (actor),
John Le Mesurier (actor),
Arthur Lowe (actor),
John Laurie (actor),
Ian Lavender (actor),
Arnold Ridley (actor),
Wilfred Burns (composer),
Fred Wood (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
War,
Taglines: At last! Their epic story invades the Big Screen!
Quotes:
[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One thing, Jones. I don't think you should have added the bicarbonate of soda.
[three Luftwaffe airmen are holding several people hostage in the Church Hall, when the platoon enter disguised as a choir, singing "All Things Bright and Beautiful"]::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Frazer, get behind him.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: And I will get his gun.::L. Cpl. Jack Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his...::Nazi pilot: Halt!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: [leaning close to Mainwaring] I think they've rumbled us.
[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]::Nazi pilot: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!::Nazi pilot: I give you one last warning!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!::Nazi pilot: One!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!::Nazi pilot: Two!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!::Nazi pilot: Three!::Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?::Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.::Pvt. James Frazer: That's two.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?::Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.
Maj. Gen. Fullard: Damn bank clerk.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I happen to be the manager!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.::Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.::Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir.
Pvt. Joe Walker: You know what they say, where there's crowds, there's business.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Just a minute Wilson. I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force and I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way" in that nancy voice.