Shark Bait (2006)
Actors:
Rob Schneider (actor),
John Rhys-Davies (actor),
Freddie Prinze Jr. (actor),
Joel Michaely (actor),
Michael Cornacchia (actor),
Joel Michaely (actor),
Andy Dick (actor),
Richard Epcar (actor),
R. Lee Ermey (actor),
David Fickas (actor),
David Fickas (actor),
David Fickas (actor),
Andy Dick (actor),
Donal Logue (actor),
Rob Schneider (actor),
Plot: After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he meets the love of his life but finds that she already has the unwanted affections of a bully shark. He must follow his destiny to save her and rid the Reef of this menace for good.
Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, computer-animation, fish, scene-during-end-credits, shark, title-spoken-by-character, turtle, underwater
Genres:
Animation,
Family,
Taglines: The adventure continues (Israeli tag-line)
Quotes:
[imitating Darth Vader from 'Star Wars V']::Sharp-toothed baddie sidekick: I am your father. Come to the dark side. Oh wait - you can't come to the dark side because you're not evil enough.
The 51st State (2001)
Actors:
Samuel L. Jackson (producer),
David Wu (editor),
Emily Mortimer (actress),
Ricky Tomlinson (actor),
Angus MacInnes (actor),
Ronny Yu (director),
Michael J. Reynolds (actor),
Meat Loaf (actor),
Mac McDonald (actor),
Rhys Ifans (actor),
Sean Pertwee (actor),
Samuel L. Jackson (actor),
Robert Carlyle (actor),
Julia Jones (miscellaneous crew),
Ava DuVernay (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Elmo McElroy is a streetwise American master chemist who heads to England to sell his special new formula - a powerful, blue concoction guaranteed to take you to 'the 51st state.' McElroy's new product delivers a feeling 51 times more powerful than any thrill, any pleasure, any high in history. But his plans for a quick, profitable score go comically awry when he gets stuck in Liverpool with an unlikely escort and his ex-girlfriend and becomes entangled in a bizarre web of double-dealing and double-crosses.
Keywords: accidental-killing, american-abroad, american-in-the-uk, betrayal, blood, blood-spatter, body-in-trunk, car-accident, car-chase, chase
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Crime,
Thriller,
Taglines: Nice Wheels. Dirty Deals. And One Mean Mother In A Kilt. Have a good trip. Have a Nice Trip In a world of shady characters and dirty deals, this is just business as usual.
Quotes:
Felix: Oh, bollocks!::Elmo: Dog's bollocks?::Felix: No, just plain fucking bollocks!::Elmo: No dog involved?
Elmo: [explaining his new drug to Durant] MDMA utilizes Serotonin. Opiates, like heroin, utilize dopamine. Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. Amphetamines increase adrenaline. And cocaine gets those synapses in the brains firing really fast. My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!::Durant: It's that good?
The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.::Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.
Elmo: Look, if I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris, all right?::Felix: You can still go to France, mate, it's not too far, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks as well!
[as the nightclub gets raided by cops]::Elmo: Aw, fuck... Can't a brother just deal some GODDAMN DRUGS?
[first lines]::Elmo: I mean, rules are like, arbitrary, you know. Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like, you know, like Santa Claus. Hey, but not us, right? I mean, we know what's important. There's a war going on, man. A war. Ain't that a bitch? [cop sucks his teeth] I just graduated today, man. With honors. Got my degree in pharmacology. I'm licensed. Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, I won't be able to practice. So what we're talking about here is, is my life. The rest of it.::[cop lights joint, takes one hit, then discards it]::L.A. Highway Patrol: The Sixties are over... MAN!
Felix: Listen to this, I'm in fucking Florida, right. This southern prat comes up and he's like, uh, "Hey! England's small. You must know that John Fuckin' Smith guy, right?" Fucking Smith. I'm like, "oh yeah, yeah mate. That's right. John Smith, yeah, I do know him, but, uh, he doesn't come from England mate, no, he comes from fucking"::Felix, Frederick: Pricksville, USA.
Shirley DeSouza: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!
Elmo: What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death?::Felix: Fish and chips, national dish mate.::Elmo: More like a national disaster!
Felix: I couldn't take America. It's like fuckin' Albania in neon.