Pandy

Bola (2012)

Actors: Simon Ibarra (actor), Suzette Ranillo (actress), Jerry Gracio (writer), Jeff Luna (actor), Arnel Ignacio (actor), Pepe Manikan (composer), Sofia Valdez (actress), Antonio de Guzman Jr. (producer), Dustin Jose (actor), Roberto Yap (producer), Olivia Madrigal (producer), Lemuel Lorca (director), Kenneth Salva (actor), Marx Topacio (actor), Rico Lazaro (actor),

Plot: An indie film called BOLA is currently making waves as it delves into the controversial subject of corruption in the setting of small-time barangay basketball leagues.BOLA stars newcomer Kenneth Salva as Lester, the star player of their community basketball team who dreams of playing at the country's premier league, but encounters a problem on the way to PBA (Philippine Basketball Association).He meets Pandy (Arnel Ignacio), a couturier who is smitten by Lester's looks. Pandy becomes the team's manager and helps him become part of the college's varsity team.Pandy is obviously in love with Lester, a straight guy devoted to his childhood sweetheart Denise (Sofia Valdez). Lester is at a loss when Pandy's love for him turns into an obsession.Directed by Lem Lorca with a screenplay by Jerry Gracio. Also starring, Jacob Miller, Simon Ibarra, Suzette Ranillo and introducing Geeca Topacio.Produced by R & B Entertainment Production

Keywords: basketball, basketball-jersey, basketball-league, basketball-team, devotee, male-rear-nudity, manager, revenge, shower-room, solicitation
Genres: Drama,

Dead Leaves (2004)

Actors: Kappei Yamaguchi (actor), Kiyoyuki Yanada (actor), Wataru Takagi (actor), Yûko Mizutani (actress), Nobuo Tobita (actor), Amanda Winn Lee (actress), Mitsuo Iwata (actor), Jason Lee (actor), Jason Miller (actor), Takako Honda (actress), Masami Iwasaki (actor), Eiji Takemoto (actor), Hidenobu Kiuchi (actor), Yasuyuki Kase (actor), Chad Fifer (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Breaking out of prison was never this much...fun?

Quotes:

Retro: Since I'm now the head bad-ass, you're ALL my bitches!

Retro: [Retro has just been hooked up to the "poop removal" device] Oh dear God! NGH! It's sucking my aaa...!::Chinko Doll: Just go with the flow.

666: TIME TO POOP!::Retro: ...Poop?::Chinko Doll: Poop.

Retro: [Crawling all over Pandy in his strait-jacket] Saaay... have you ever made it with a WORM?

Chinko Doll: That sex the two of you had was so totally incredible! Then you busted in and broke us out of our restraints like it was absolutely nothin'! It's like your amazing unit was meant to lead us all to the promised land! At last, I've met my penile master!

Dr. Yabu: Looks to me like someone's a little bit PREGNANT!

Retro: Hey Chinko, we need your wang!::Chinko Doll: Should I kiss you first or just stick it in?

Retro: That thing around your eye makes you look like a panda bear!::Pandy: Yeah, well, that retro TV on your head makes you look like an asshole.

Dead Leaves (2004)

Actors: Kappei Yamaguchi (actor), Kiyoyuki Yanada (actor), Wataru Takagi (actor), Yûko Mizutani (actress), Nobuo Tobita (actor), Amanda Winn Lee (actress), Mitsuo Iwata (actor), Jason Lee (actor), Jason Miller (actor), Takako Honda (actress), Masami Iwasaki (actor), Eiji Takemoto (actor), Hidenobu Kiuchi (actor), Yasuyuki Kase (actor), Chad Fifer (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Breaking out of prison was never this much...fun?

Quotes:

Retro: Since I'm now the head bad-ass, you're ALL my bitches!

Retro: [Retro has just been hooked up to the "poop removal" device] Oh dear God! NGH! It's sucking my aaa...!::Chinko Doll: Just go with the flow.

666: TIME TO POOP!::Retro: ...Poop?::Chinko Doll: Poop.

Retro: [Crawling all over Pandy in his strait-jacket] Saaay... have you ever made it with a WORM?

Chinko Doll: That sex the two of you had was so totally incredible! Then you busted in and broke us out of our restraints like it was absolutely nothin'! It's like your amazing unit was meant to lead us all to the promised land! At last, I've met my penile master!

Dr. Yabu: Looks to me like someone's a little bit PREGNANT!

Retro: Hey Chinko, we need your wang!::Chinko Doll: Should I kiss you first or just stick it in?

Retro: That thing around your eye makes you look like a panda bear!::Pandy: Yeah, well, that retro TV on your head makes you look like an asshole.

Daniel Eskultor: Hindi umaatras sa laban (1997)

Actors: Ronald Stephen Monteverde (producer), Rommel Valdez (actor), Ruel Vernal (actor), Ernie Zarate (actor), Dindo Arroyo (actor), Robert Miller (actor), Romeo Rivera (actor), Efren Reyes Jr. (actor), Philip Gamboa (actor), Zoren Legaspi (actor), Rez Cortez (actor), Tirso Cruz III (actor), Ernie David (actor), Jessie Lasaten (composer), Joey Galvez (actor),

Genres: Action,

Bad Boy Bubby (1993)

Actors: Nicholas Hope (actor), Norman Kaye (actor), Suresh Ayyar (editor), Rolf de Heer (producer), Rolf de Heer (director), Andy McPhee (actor), Domenico Procacci (producer), Rolf de Heer (writer), Ralph Cotterill (actor), Grant Piro (actor), David Lightfoot (producer), Syd Brisbane (actor), Tom Heuzenroeder (miscellaneous crew), Carmel Johnson (actress), Audine Leith (actress),

Plot: Bad Boy Bubby is just that: a bad boy. So bad, in fact, that his mother has kept him locked in their house for his entire thirty years, convincing him that the air outside is poisonous. After a visit from his estranged father, circumstances force Bubby into the waiting world, a place which is just as unusual to him as he is to the world.

Keywords: anal-rape, animal-abuse, animal-cruelty, australia, black-comedy, blow-up-doll, buxom, character-name-in-title, childbirth, controversy
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: All he needs is love. He's been in his room for 35 years. It's time to let him out!

Quotes:

Bubby: Christ, kid, you're a weirdo.

Bubby: Pop get pizza for cat!

Bubby: Bubby being left to die... me Pop now!

The Scientist: [plays organ music in church]::Bubby: Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!::The Scientist: Come down.::[Scene change; they are in a factory]::The Scientist: You see, no one's going to help you Bubby, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles - we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.

Bubby: Well, if that's all there is... we're stuffed.

Bubby: And if the poison doens't get you... God will.

Bubby: Me be pop now.

[approaching buxom Angel for the first time]::Bubby: You're a sexy woman. God, you've got great tits. Great big whoppers, if you can say.

[after nurse Angel lets Buddy see her huge breasts while she gives him a shower]::Bubby: They be beautiful... like mom.::Angel: You don't think they're too big?::Bubby: They make perfection.

Bubby: I think Angel is beautiful.::Angel's Father: She's a fat slut.::Angel's Mother: Watch what you say, dear.::Angel's Father: Better be known that she's a fat slut.::Angel's Mother: If God had wanted us to be fat, he'd just made us all the same way, wouldn't he? But he didn't! God doesn't like fat people! Fat people are an abomination in his eyes!