Thomson, John Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Dementamania

  2013, role: actor , character name: Mikey Moran
• Play in Full Screen Benidorm ER

  2013, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen Northern Soul

  2013, role: actor , character name: Terry the DJ
• Play in Full Screen The Power of Darts

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Narrator
• Play in Full Screen Help Point

  2013, role: actor , character name: Stephen
• Play in Full Screen 50 Greatest Kids Shows

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Goodbye Granadaland

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Pulp

  2013, role: actor , character name: Dave Burns
• Play in Full Screen Strange Hill High

  2013, role: actor , character name: Various
• Play in Full Screen This Day Today

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen No County for Old Men

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Play in Full Screen Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

  2012, role: actor , character name: Mr. Goodigton and The Crabcatchers
• Play in Full Screen Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Comedian
• Play in Full Screen TV Greats: Our Favourites from the North

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Greatest Ever Carry On Films

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Narrator
• Play in Full Screen Jennifer Saunders: Laughing at the 90s

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Charlie Noades R.I.P

  2011, role: actor , character name: Sonny
• Play in Full Screen Being Sold

  2011, role: actor , character name: The Neighbour
• Play in Full Screen Ghost Hunting with the Saturdays

  2010, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen The Road to Coronation Street

  2010, role: actor , character name: Harry Kershaw
• Play in Full Screen The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Stand Up Hero

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Judge
• Play in Full Screen The Big Fat Quiz of the Year

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Labrats

  2010, role: actor , character name: Stumpy
• Play in Full Screen Steve Coogan: The Inside Story

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Stars on the Street

  2009, role: actor , character name: Jesse Chadwick
• Play in Full Screen 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases

  2008, role: actor , character name: Louis Balfour
• Play in Full Screen The Greatest Christmas Comedy Moments

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Inkheart

  2008, role: actor , character name: Darius
• Play in Full Screen Jonathan Ross Salutes 'Dad's Army'

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Don't Blame the Builder

  2008, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actor , character name: Bernard Righton
• Play in Full Screen Engineering the World Rally

  2007, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen Sound

  2007, role: actor , character name: Terry Frayne
• Play in Full Screen The Comedy Christmas

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ghost Hunting with Radio One

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Narrator
• Play in Full Screen Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud

  2006, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen The Prince's Trust 30th Birthday: Live

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Monkey Trousers

  2005, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Play in Full Screen Britain's 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief Does University Challenge

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Greatest TV Comedy Moments

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Red Hot Poker

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Comedians' Comedian

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

  2005, role: actor , character name: Mr. Windfall
• Play in Full Screen Fat Slags

  2004, role: actor , character name: Foreman
• Play in Full Screen The All Star Comedy Show

  2004, role: actor , character name: Various Roles
• Play in Full Screen The British Comedy Awards 2003

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself

Thomson, John Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Play in Full Screen Crackers

  1998, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen Spellbinder

  1995, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Wedlocked

  1994, role: director
• Play in Full Screen The Girl from Tomorrow Part Two: Tomorrow's End

  1993, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Bingles

  1992, role: director
• Play in Full Screen The Girl from Tomorrow

  1992, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Candy the Stripper

  1983, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Tennis Elbow

  1982, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Tennis Elbow

  1982, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Scavenger Hunt

  1979, role: writer

Thomson, John Filmography

• Play in Full Screen The Music of Man

  1987, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen The Music of Man

  1987, role: director
• Play in Full Screen The Snow Queen: A Skating Ballet

  1982, role: director

Famous quotes by John Thomson:

"Then we turn around and three weeks later, we had to leave our homes."

"Nobody's been able to get back in yet."

"They came out aggressive in that inning. Three first-pitch fastballs and they were right on them."

"They're getting their hits in key situations. As far as me, I know I have to make better pitches. If I do, maybe I get a ground ball or a popup in that situation."

"It's almost like they're clicking on all cylinders."

"I felt strong. My location was good other than the pitch to Utley and Howard,"

"Keeping them off my fastball made my fastball that much better. I think that's the big key for that lineup, because they're such a good fastball-hitting team."

"I thought I threw better,"

"You know he's got good stuff, good demeanor, goes after guys. To have two outings, your first two outings, where you give up grand slams — I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. That's got to mess with your head."

"I'm not really too worried. I mean, I've got questions, but I don't think they're anything that can't be answered in my next bullpen sessions. Hopefully I'll get better results my next time out."