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Cameron Jibril Thomaz (born September 8, 1987), better known by the stage name Wiz Khalifa, is an American rapper. He released his debut album, Show and Prove, in 2006, and signed to Warner Bros. Records in 2007. His Eurodance-influenced single, "Say Yeah", received urban radio airplay, charting on the Rhythmic Top 40 and Hot Rap Tracks charts in 2008. Khalifa parted with Warner Bros. and released his second album, Deal or No Deal, in November 2009. He released the mixtape Kush and Orange Juice as a free download in April 2010; he then signed with Atlantic Records. He is also well known for his debut single for Atlantic, "Black and Yellow", which peaked at number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. His debut album for the label, Rolling Papers, was released on March 29, 2011.
Khalifa was born on September 8, 1987 to a mother and a father serving in the military. His parents divorced when Khalifa was about three years old. His parents' military service caused him to move regularly: Khalifa lived in Germany, the United Kingdom, and Japan before settling in Pittsburgh where he attended Taylor Allderdice High School.
[first llines]::Mrs. Humphries: Who put Jesus in with the iguana?
Wise Man: What's her name?::Jaye Dackers: Jesus.::Wise Man: Oh, but she can't be Jesus, there's already a Jesus. Debbie Bennett is Mary, and she's already got a...::Jaye Dackers: This is Jesus.::Wise Man: But Debbie Bennett...::Jaye Dackers: Say hello Jesus.::Wise Man: Debbie Bennett...::Jaye Dackers: Say hello Jesus.::Wise Man: Hello Jesus!
Debbie Bennett: Well Jesus is more special than Colin.
Angel: Why are you going to be Mary?::Jaye Dackers: Because the prettiest has to be Mary, it's the law. And who's the prettiest out of me and Debbie Bennett?::Angel: Well you are.::Jaye Dackers: I know.
Star of Bethlehem: Your dad can't be Santa Claus because if he was you wouldn't be Christian Jerrums you'd be Christian Claus.
Jaye Dackers: Hey.::Debbie Bennett: What?::Jaye Dackers: I bring wonderful news of great joy.::Debbie Bennett: Do you now?::Jaye Dackers: You're going to have a baby, and it's going to be God's, and it's going to be called Jesus.::Debbie Bennett: I know that.::Jaye Dackers: And it's going to have blond hair.
Ass: Jesus's head's fell off.
[last lines]::Angel: [as her mother] Have one of these mince pies. Between you and me, those other ones are crap.
Isn't it nice when the rain comes falling
Turns into icicles, melting, mourning
Isn't it good when a friend comes calling 'round?
Isn't it good when you need somebody
People will help you not be lonely
Then you find someone who loves ya, only you
CHORUS:
But never take a love for granted
Give a little in return
Try to be understanding, live and learn
Isn't it good when the sun comes shining
Giving us warmth, see the children smiling
Just the reflections of love around their heart
Oh-o-o, just a start
[duel guitar solo [Pete Ham & Joey Molland]
CHORUS
REPEAT VERSE 3
Oh-o-o, just a start
Just a start, just a start.