The Association (2012)

Actors: Gary Teague (actor), Ryan Wickerham (actor), Ryan Wickerham (producer), Michael Dalmon (actor), Ryan Wickerham (writer), Kevin Nash (actor), James Hampton (actor), Ryan Wickerham (director), Natalie Wilemon (actress), Eloise DeJoria (actress), Matthew Kordelski (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Kordelski (miscellaneous crew), Greg Baglia (actor), Richard C. Jones (actor), Robert H. Lambert (actor),

Plot: When horror romance novelist John Cassidy and his family move to the sleepy suburbs of Harker Heights, they realize John's new found fame comes with a "Price". The neighborhood is populated by a bickering couple, an overzealous ex-cop, a boozing playboy, a nosy neighbor, and a mysterious Homeowners Association head, just like any other upper middle class enclave. But when the busybody turns wallflower, the womanizer becomes more interested in raw meat than female flesh, and unsolved murders begin to pile up, John gets suspicious. He soon discovers the HOA leader, Mr. Price and his minions are even more sinister than they seem. When Price kidnaps John's daughter, he is forced to spring into action and with the aid of his slacker brother Bobby, a rag-tag team of neighbors and guidance from his sleazy agent Vincent Graves, he begins to wage a battle between good and evil. The crew of misfits face a lineup of creatures that seem torn from the pages of John's novels, but the most evil of them may be his agent who proves greed is the worst monster of all. A climactic battle in a classic setting finds John and his gang of ne'er-do-wells in a life or death struggle to find the truth, rescue his daughter, save his neighborhood and perhaps the world.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,

Breakfast of Imbeciles (2005)

Actors: John Lydon (miscellaneous crew), Colin Burrowes (editor), Colin Burrowes (actor), Colin Burrowes (director), Colin Burrowes (writer), Colin Burrowes (producer), Heidi Burrowes (actress), Heidi Burrowes (producer), Heidi Burrowes (director), James Sproul (actor), Samantha Dark (actress), Liam Burrowes (actor), Shawn Henderson (actor), Jeff Sproul (actor), Paul Baker (actor),

Plot: 4 mildly intelligent, that's being very generous with that analysis, rock n rollers trying to make it to a gig at another dead end club, 6 socially retarded misfits, and one small deity all collide for a strange gathering in a rural farmhouse.A twisted tale of sinners sinning, suffering, and paying their dues. A hectic road trip in an autistic automible. Drug addiction, alcoholism, and child abuse. What more could you crave. How about some blasting rock n roll songs, and a few mysterious zombies for good measure all compressed into far too short of a time. Not enough for you huh? crucifixion more your thing. Well we provide one of those as well. Lofi gore effects prevail in this fun and frantic little film. Grade B prime cut!

Keywords: abortion, abortionist, anarchy, beer, camp, coat-hanger, cult, droll, endless, farmhouse
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Dick: Let's gather up the reprobates and get this decline of mentality in gear.::Baio: Dumbing down the world is a calling, it's a way of life like entering the church.

Baio: So uh, what can you do?::Dick: I don't know. I guess I'll just have to wing it. I mean I really really like her but I've never been in a situation like this before you know.::Baio: You mean not in a situation where you weren't paying.::Dick: Yeah fuck you funny guy. I'm just saying that I don't know how to act in a situation like this, ya know? And don't give me none of that just be natural bullshit cause that shit don't fly. This isn't an episode of Friends fucker!::Baio: Okay dick this is just a little social outing. No big fucking deal.::Dick: It is a big deal man. I'm turning 30 in a few months. I haven't even gotten a fucking blowjob yet or a hand job. Never mind a full on fuck. It's been a self service existence so far and I need full service, ya know what I'm saying? I mean there was this stripper one time but she was a little too extreme . She wanted me to lick her asshole and shit. Alittle too much for a beginner.::Baio: Perhaps, but on the other hand you can shit or get off my pot motherfucker. I mean we've heard this shit 1313 different fucking ways. I mean get on with it or shut the fuck up about it.::Dick: I'm just shy dude::Baio: No more of your fairy stories alright. I've got my own fucking worries today.

Michael Tiberius Bucket: Dude relax. I'm not the man. I'm an attorney.::Dee Dee Foster: Do attornies like VCRs?

Dick: Man I'm afraid that the next time I step in this car it's going to explode and kill us all.::Baio: I don't see you driving any fucking car DICK! I just hear you talking about your fucking dick but NO I've got this fucking car to deal with and this fucking dick and this fucking car won't fucking work right. Get the fuck going. Goddamn this fucking car!

Cindy Woo: Come back in fifteen minutes I'm going on break.::Michael Tiberius Bucket: I'm hear on business not pleasure although I uh...::Cindy Woo: Make it snappy I've got to wash that man right out of my mouth.::Michael Tiberius Bucket: I understand. I'm an attorney.

Teenager: Dude can I bum a smoke off you?::Earl Ash: No it's my last one. [as he unwraps a fresh package of cigarettes]::Teenager: Very funny dickhead.::Earl Ash: Just my public service for the youth of today.

Michael Tiberius Bucket: Which one of you X file rejects is Kevin Raimi?::Kevin Raimi: Right here Machacho.::Michael Tiberius Bucket: Well don't let any Hershey squirts go in your wonder woman underroos but the conspiracy theory is about to come crashing down all around you.::Kevin Raimi: What?::Michael Tiberius Bucket: Just kidding Fox. I'm from the law firm of Bucket Slugworth and gloop. I'm Bucket.::Kevin Raimi: Let me guess. First name Charlie?

Donna Waters: Guess I've gotta get my shit together.::Billy the Kid: Mommy I'm hungry::Donna Waters: I'm just making coffee::Billy the Kid: I don't like coffee::Donna Waters: Well I'm not sure I like you so I am quite sure I don't give a shit.::Billy the Kid: Please Mommy::Donna Waters: Shut up shut up. My life is quite likely about to change for the better and you ain't invited so I guess you're more of hindrance than help. In fact you're more of an obstacle in my life than a helper. In fact you're more of a piece of shit I wish I could flush than a child that I want to love.::Billy the Kid: But Mommy I love you::Donna Waters: Too bad so sad.::Billy the Kid: [through tears] Mommy please gives me something to eat.::Donna Waters: [Screams] How about a knuckle Sandwich. [She punches her child who falls to the floor whimpering and cowering from her]::Donna Waters: How'd that taste you little tit muncher? [Donna kicks the cowering child. The child passes out]

Cindy Woo: I've tasted better.

Sally Thorn: Cool, this is so cool. Thanks for inviting me dick::Dick: The pleasure is all mine.::Baio: And that's why these things never work out Dick. The pleasure should be a mutual experience you greedy prick. What's good for the goose is extremely good for the Gander. Use that bullshit chivalry where it counts. Do unto her as you would have her do unto you. Reciprocate unless you want to masturbate. Reciprocate RECIPROCATE!::Dick: What the fuck are you babbling about?::Sally Thorn: yeah what the hell was all that dribble about.::Baio: I don't know, I'm just trying to keep my mind off this fucking autistic automobile.

Long Ranger and Tonton: Shooting Stars of the West (1989)

Actors: Bomber Moran (actor), Rey Solo (actor), Rommel Valdez (actor), Romy Nario (actor), Teroy de Guzman (actor), Panchito (actor), Rey Tomenes (actor), Joey de Leon (actor), Joaquin Fajardo (actor), Ernie Forte (actor), Nonong de Andres (actor), Cris Aguilar (actor), Danny Labra (actor), Vangie Labalan (actress), Ruel Vernal (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Western,

Smokey and the Hotwire Gang (1979)

Actors: Randee Lynne Jensen (actress), James Keach (actor), Alvy Moore (actor), George Barris (actor), Stanley Livingston (actor), Tony Lorea (actor), Anthony Cardoza (editor), Anthony Cardoza (producer), Anthony Cardoza (director), Timothy C. Burns (actor), Skip Young (actor), Bill Reardon (producer), Carla Ziegfeld (actress), T. Gary Cardoza (writer), Danny Bravin (composer),

Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: It's Heavy Truckin', Hard Drivin', and Free Lovin'! Grand Theft Auto Was Never Like This!

Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. (1970)

Actors: Cindy Williams (actress), Ben Vereen (actor), Talia Shire (actress), Lennie Weinrib (actor), Frederick Bailey (actor), Bob Corff (actor), Roger Corman (producer), Bud Cort (actor), Roger Corman (director), Raye Birk (actor), Country Joe McDonald (actor), Alan DeWitt (actor), Frances Doel (miscellaneous crew), Pat Patterson (actor), George Armitage (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Invite a few friends over to watch the end of the world!

Quotes:

Coel: My car! my food! my supplies!... my ass!

Cilla: You're first.::Rapist: This is none of your business.::Cilla: I'm the rapee, I should have something to say.::[pointing]::Cilla: You're next, and then you. Come on, honey.

Marissa: Listen, I just can't bring a child into this kind of a world. Maybe later. Huh, Carlos?... Huh?

Marshal McLuhan: You know? A good woman is like a steel brush. Think about it.

Marshal's man: I say we run them out of town::Marshal McLuhan: That's not the American way! Underneath those ridiculous clothes and destructive attitudes there beats a heart crying: Give me another chance! Who knows, they may be just around a dog lick from... good citizenship.

Marshal McLuhan: [to Coel] Everything you need to make it here is in that machine. Opportunity. Security. Self respect. [showing his jacket's back] One day you may be wearing these insignia. And that's democracy in action.

Strange Lady in Town (1955)

Actors: Harry Hines (actor), Russell Johnson (actor), Sam Harris (actor), Sam Harris (actor), William Boyett (actor), Al Ferguson (actor), Robert Foulk (actor), Marshall Bradford (actor), Dana Andrews (actor), James Conaty (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Frank DeKova (actor), Paul Birch (actor), Roy Engel (actor), Douglas Kennedy (actor),

Genres: Western,

I Shot Billy the Kid (1950)

Actors: John Merton (actor), Kansas Moehring (actor), Don 'Red' Barry (actor), Rube Dalroy (actor), Victor Adamson (actor), Merrill McCormick (actor), John L. Cason (actor), Al Haskell (actor), Jack Hendricks (actor), Carol Henry (actor), Bill Kennedy (actor), Frank Ellis (actor), Robert Lowery (actor), Don 'Red' Barry (actor), Tom Monroe (actor),

Plot: Another in the series of Don Barry starring films (who NEVER used Don 'Red' Barry as his billing except in his series of Republic westerns from 1940-44 and the serial "The Adventures of Red Ryder"), financed by Robert L. Lippert and produced by William Berke all as A Donald Barry Production in the late 40's and early 50's, this one pretty much follows the semi-inaccuracies and myths found in the vast majority of the films about Billy the Kid, while adding a narration - a trend found in many B-westerns of this period evidently under the mistaken impression it would add some class to the proceedings. It didn't. And having a 38-year-old actor play an outlaw who died when he was 21 gave Barry an opportunity to darken his hair to nearly black and pull out, what appears to be, the forelock hairpiece he used for the Red Ryder serial in 1940 to make him look more like the character as drawn by Fred Harman. It didn't make him look much like the real Billy the Kid, though.

Keywords: american-southwest, amnesty, based-on-true-story, billy-the-kid, card-game, character-name-in-title, double-cross, first-person-narrative, first-person-title, flashback
Genres: Western,
Taglines: TRUE, UNTOLD STORY OF THE OUTLAW TERRORIST! (original ad - all caps) The TRUE story of New Mexico's most fabulous Outlaw! FLAMING TERROR Of The Lincoln County Wars!

Quotes:

Mrs. Alec McSween: Don't you think it's time now, Alex, that you traded your Bible for a gun?::Alec McSween: No. I may perish by the sword, but I'll never live by it.

Sheriff Pat Garrett: [Narrating] I guess Billy figured that the governor and I had double-crossed him, and he was getting even, but we hadn't. Billy double-crossed himself!

The Outlaw (1943)

Actors: Joe Sawyer (actor), William Steele (actor), Ethan Laidlaw (actor), Ben Johnson (actor), Dickie Jones (actor), Lee Shumway (actor), Walter Huston (actor), Ted Mapes (actor), Thomas Mitchell (actor), William Newell (actor), Emory Parnell (actor), Edward Peil Sr. (actor), Martin Garralaga (actor), Julian Rivero (actor), Harry Strang (actor),

Plot: Newly appointed sheriff Pat Garrett is pleased when his old friend Doc Holliday arrives in Lincoln, New Mexico on the stage. Doc is trailing his stolen horse, and it is discovered in the possession of Billy the Kid. In a surprising turnaround, Billy and Doc become friends. This causes the friendship between Doc and Pat to cool. The odd relationship between Doc and Billy grows stranger when Doc hides Billy at his girl, Rio's, place after Billy is shot. She falls for Billy, although he treats her very badly. Interaction between these four is played out against an Indian attack before a final showdown reduces the group's number.

Keywords: aunt, bar-shootout, bed-spring, billy-the-kid, bird, bound-and-gagged, burial, buxom, canteen, chase
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Western,
Taglines: How'd you like to tussle with Russell?? TRIGGER-FAST ACTION! 'BILLY! LET ME GO!" NOT SUITABLE for CHILDREN (Australia 1950 poster) At last! [Australia] EXACTLY AS FILMED (reissue print ad - all caps) TWO Great NEW DISCOVERIES - The man who gave you "Hell's Angels" brings you two star-destined personalities! Howard Hughes' searing saga of the Southwest presenting two new star-destined discoveries! The original story of Billy the Kid. SENSATION Too Startling To Describe! [1943 general release]

Quotes:

[first lines]::Townsman: Doc Holliday just got off the stagecoach! Do you want me and some of the boys to come along with you?::Pat Garrett: Why do ask that?::Townsman: Well, I certainly wouldn't want to fool around with him if I were alone.::Pat Garrett: I don't blame you, but I ain't gonna make no trouble for Doc Holliday. He's my best friend!

Doc Holliday: I need a little money and I thought maybe you'd like to come in with me.::[Pat laughs]::Doc Holliday: What's the matter?::Pat Garrett: I'll let you have the money, but if the deal's anything like that last one of yours, you better not tell me about it.::Doc Holliday: Why not?::[Pat pulls back his vest and reveals his Sheriff's badge]::Doc Holliday: Where'd you get that?::Pat Garrett: Oh, they stuck it on me about two weeks ago.::Doc Holliday: You're the last man I thought would be so easily satisfied.::Pat Garrett: Well, l... l... , a man's gotta settle down sometime.

Billy the Kid: That was pretty smart putting sand in those canteens.::Rio: I had to give you something for your money, didn't I?::Billy the Kid: Oh, I see. So you sent the Sheriff after us for good measure. No wonder he came alone... all he had to do was take his time and wait for the sun to finish us off.::Rio: Then how did you get back?::Billy the Kid: It was pretty tough, but the more I thought about seeing you, *darling*, the easier it got.

[Pat and Doc rescue Rio, whom Billy has left bound, gagged and strung up by wrists within sight of a desert waterhole]::Doc Holliday: You know, I think he's in love with you.::Rio: What are you talking about?::Doc Holliday: The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.::Rio: He's only crazy about one thing - himself.::Pat Garrett: Hey, that gives me a thought. Maybe we'll get Mr. Billy after all.::Rio: How?::Pat Garrett: Like you said - if he's crazy enought to do you like this, maybe he's crazy enough to come back to turn you loose.

Billy the Kid: Well, go ahead.::Pat Garrett: Go ahead what?::Billy the Kid: Aren't you going to say something over Doc?::Pat Garrett: I don't know what to say. I've never said anything over anybody I've killed before.::Billy the Kid: I think we ought to say something over Doc.::Pat Garrett: You better do it.::Billy the Kid: So long, Doc.

Pat Garrett: I thought you might want to keep Doc's guns as a keepsake.::Billy the Kid: Say, I sure would. Thanks, Pat, thanks a lot. I've never had an extra pair. And black holsters, too! They'd go nice with Sunday clothes if I ever get any.

Billy the Kid: Pat, I want you to know I'm sorry. I honestly am. Last night, I was ready to kill you. But in the daylight, I can see things much better.

Prologue: "The Outlaw" is a story of the untamed West. Frontier days when the reckless fire of guns and passions blazed an era of death, destruction and lawlessness. Days when the fiery desert sun beat down avenginly on the many who dared defy justice and outrage decency.

Doc Holliday: Sonny, that head of yours is sure screwed on tight.::Billy the Kid: If it wasn't, somebody would have knocked it off long ago.

Doc Holliday: Well, Billy, I guess this is it. Men are pretty much like children after all. Have you ever seen two kids wrestling in the yard? They push and they tussle and maybe they look like they're fighting... but they're not. They're really friends and everything is fun. Then pretty soon they play a little too rough. One of them gets mad. And in the end, somebody always gets hurt. So for you and me, this is where somebody gets hurt. But when it's over, and however it turns out, son, no hard feelings.

Land of Liberty (1939)

Actors: Don Ameche (actor), Erville Alderson (actor), Edward Arnold (actor), George Bancroft (actor), John Barrymore (actor), Lionel Barrymore (actor), Warner Baxter (actor), Noah Beery (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), Sidney Blackmer (actor), William Boyd (actor), Walter Brennan (actor), George Brent (actor), Johnny Mack Brown (actor), Harry Carey (actor),

Genres: History,