- published: 12 May 2012
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Actors: Tim Turner (miscellaneous crew), Larry King (actor), Elsa Ramo (miscellaneous crew), Erika Canchola (miscellaneous crew), Kristopher Hoffman (miscellaneous crew), Lon Haber (miscellaneous crew), Emily D. Haley (actress), Anthony Anderson (actor), Navid Negahban (actor), Christian Slater (actor), Christopher Walken (actor), Logan Douglas Smith (actor), Jesse Bradford (actor), James T. Bruce IV (miscellaneous crew), David Shackelford (actor),
Plot: Spies, cops, holy fools and well-armed children cross paths on a day of danger, mystery and possible transformation. 'The Power of Few' unfolds over twenty minutes on one New Orleans afternoon, experienced through the lives of five unusual characters who unknowingly are connected to an extraordinary smuggling operation as religious conspiracy collides with urban crime.
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,Actors: Ian Fisher (actor), James Cullen Bressack (actor), James Cullen Bressack (producer), Michael Q. Schmidt (actor), Sophie Dee (actress), Doug Waugh (producer), Doug Waugh (actor), Imani Rose (actress), Miles Dougal (actor), James J. Coker (actor), Jody Barton (actor), JD Fairman (actor), Jayden Star (actress), Alex Powers (actor), Alex Powers (producer),
Plot: A steamy, raunchy, horror/comedy, in the style of a classic, campy, strait to video, 1980s horror movie. The film tells the story of a three hundred year old, Hungarian vampire/succubus disguised as a female high school teacher. The teacher seduces all of her small-minded popular students, and then possesses them to kidnap all the school sluts with the intention of draining and drinking their blood, in order to retain her erotic beauty. The only people that can stop her rain of terror are three social outcasts, and a psychotic janitor. "Sadistic Eroticism" is full of hilarious, politically incorrect, and edgy humor, as well as steamy sex and slap stick violence.
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller,Actors: Joe Grisaffi (actor), Kerry Beyer (editor), Chuck Norfolk (producer), Chuck Norfolk (director), Chuck Norfolk (writer), Nick W. Nicholson (actor), Sara Gaston (actress), Patrick Sane (actor), Brittney Karbowski (actress), Michael Allmon (editor), Lauren Galley (actress), Courtney Sandifer (actress), Kenneth Andrews (producer), Denise Boucher (actress), Kenneth Andrews (actor),
Genres: Musical, Short,Actors: Christopher James Miller (writer), Christopher James Miller (director), Christopher James Miller (composer), Christopher James Miller (writer), Christopher James Miller (actor), Christopher James Miller (editor), Christopher James Miller (producer), Carl Crew (actor), Sean Stearley (editor), Sean Stearley (actor), Santino Ramos (editor), Todd Brown (actor), Todd Brown (actor), Erin Blaisdell (actress), Justin Apone (actor),
Plot: This DVD consists of 3 fairy tales, our short film in clay animation, Skye the Rejected, Little Troll, Frankenstein Goes To Camp By Chris Miller. Also includes numerous learning segments, puppets, a magic show by the Amazing Zoltar, and over 2 dozen cartoons. Our segments use many different mediums to keep learning fun and interesting. These mediums include clay animation, computer graphics and traditional 2-D animation.
Keywords: children, claymation, computer-graphics, fairy-tale, puppet, stop-motion, surrealism, variety-showActors: Bridget Hoffman (actress), Eugene Levy (actor), Jeannie Elias (actress), Garry Shandling (actor), William Shatner (actor), Nick Nolte (actor), Bruce Willis (actor), Kirk Baily (actor), Omid Djalili (actor), Nicholas Guest (actor), Steve Alterman (actor), Thomas Haden Church (actor), Steve Carell (actor), Avril Lavigne (actress), Allison Janney (actress),
Plot: Traveling raccoon con artist, RJ, arrives in a woods outside a human city in the Midwest, excited about the wonders that living near humans can bring hungry animals. What he finds, however, is an Amish-like community that is deathly afraid of humans, after their leader, Vern the tortoise (Shandling), has an encounter with human boys that terrifies him. Encouraged by RJ, however, the animals slowly venture over the hedge that separates them from the brand new suburban development that appeared over the winter while they were sleeping, and what RJ shows them is a whole new world where humans leave tin cans full of fish and other food in big canisters, ripe for the taking. As they get closer and closer to humans, however, their comfortable lives in the woods appears to be threatened...
Keywords: animal-driving-car, barbecue, based-on-comic-strip, bullet-time, cartoon-bear, cartoon-cat, cartoon-dog, cartoon-opossum, cartoon-porcupine, cartoon-possumActors: John Swihart (composer), Beth Grant (actress), Keith Carradine (actor), Adam W. Rosen (miscellaneous crew), Cheryl Hines (actress), Rhoda Griffis (actress), Allison Janney (actress), Jason Ritter (actor), Dale Dickey (actress), Danny Vinson (actor), Courtney Gordon (miscellaneous crew), Autumn Reeser (miscellaneous crew), Autumn Reeser (actress), Hilarie Burton (actress), John Will Clay (actor),
Genres: Drama,Actors: Lauren Holly (actress), Thomas Lennon (actor), Tony Goldwyn (actor), Mark Borchardt (actor), Gregory Paul Smith (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Schooley (miscellaneous crew), Donn Aron (editor), Donn Aron (producer), Brian R. Etting (producer), Amanda Riley (costume designer), Duane Sharp (actor), Jimmy Pardo (actor), Steve Seagren (actor), Dennis LaValle (actor), Lance Barber (actor),
Plot: Joe Keegan is the 'Rocky' of stand-up comedy. A fifteen-year comedy veteran who was pegged for stardom early on in his career but has blown every major audition he has ever had in legendary fashion. Fresh off a recent fiasco with a heckler that included a broken nose, Joe's friend Kenny tells him he can get them an audition for 'The Tonight Show' and that it's 'a can't miss.' The one catch is that it's at a roadside bar in tiny Pine Lake, Wisconsin, hometown of Tonight Show Talent scout, Harvey Skorik who never misses 'Rocktoberfest.' Having doubts but needing a break from L.A., Joe reluctantly agrees to go. Arriving in Wisconsin, Joe bombs his first night on stage when local emcee Dug sabotages him. Joe cannot get a break until he encounters his former high school English teacher, the beautiful Molly Mahoney who is also at a crossroads in her life, coming off a failed marriage. Molly is excited for Joe's 'Tonight Show' opportunity. Joe tells her he just wants to prove to himself that he hasn't been wasting the last fifteen years of his life. Molly makes him realize just the opposite - that he has been living his dream. Things finally start looking up for Joe Keegan until he finds that the biggest audition of his life will be in front of his toughest crowd yet; Packer fans, Deer Hunters and The Godfather of Green Bay, Big Jake Norquist, a former high school football star turned drug dealer who is also in love with Molly.
Keywords: color-in-title, place-name-in-titleActors: John Further (composer), Tom Byron (actor), Jon Dough (actor), Mike Horner (actor), Bruce Seven (actor), John Stagliano (actor), Ray Victory (actor), Michael Cates (editor), Buck Adams (actor), Bruce Seven (director), Sharon Mitchell (actress), Bruce Seven (producer), Raven Touchstone (writer), Kathleen Gentry (actress), Barbii (actress),
Genres: Adult,Actors: Pepe Serna (actor), Ray Danton (director), Hector Elizondo (actor), Raymond Forchion (actor), Nick Mancuso (actor), Robert Hooks (actor), Lisa Eichhorn (actress), Lenny Juliano (actor), Alberto Martín (actor), Paula Kelly (actress), Barney Rosenzweig (miscellaneous crew), Richard E. Rabjohn (editor), Jack McDermott (actor), Dennis Madalone (actor), Edward K. Milkis (producer),
Plot: Nick Mancuso is a wacky P.I. (and ex-cop) in Key West, Florida, who is in love with a know-it-all district attorney (Eichhorn), who also happens to be his nemesis as he tries to stop a slew of drug-runners.
Keywords: detectiveActors: Abe Vigoda (actor), Vic Tayback (actor), Titos Vandis (actor), Desi Arnaz Jr. (actor), William Bryant (actor), James Gregory (actor), Charles Napier (actor), Larry Hankin (actor), Howard Hesseman (actor), John Beck (actor), Michael Lerner (actor), Noah Beery Jr. (actor), James McEachin (actor), Ed McMahon (actor), Paul Willson (actor),
Genres: Comedy,(chorus)
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the bastard buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off
I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair
(chorus)
She was drivin' down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing "Dixie"
on the spokes
(chorus)