Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)
Actors:
Donald G. Jackson (director),
Sharon Mitchell (actress),
Lloyd Kaufman (writer),
Trinity Loren (actress),
Lloyd Kaufman (producer),
Lloyd Kaufman (actor),
Paul Borghese (actor),
Michael Herz (producer),
Lloyd Kaufman (writer),
Michael Herz (actor),
Paul Borghese (actor),
Carl Morano (writer),
Carl Morano (writer),
Carl Morano (producer),
Alex Emanuel (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: The class of nuke 'em high is back, and this time they're in college! Tromaville's nuclear factory has been rebuilt and now includes the Tromaville institute of technology. Located inside the nuclear plant, Tromaville Tech is where Prof. Holt has perfected Sub-humanoids.... Living beings without emotions, who have been genetically programmed to perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love. It's too bad the creatures have a tendency to go into spontaneous meltdown. Roger is now determined to save Victoria from this messy fate, but first he'll have to face the giant mutant squirrel, Tromie, who attacks Tromaville tech in the explosive climax.
Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, campy, crude-humor, cult-film, cult-film, famous-line, fart-joke, female-nudity, independent-film, nuclear-power-plant
Genres:
Comedy,
Horror,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Student Power Meets Nuclear power!
Quotes:
Journalism teacher: So, you'd say you witnessed a subhumanoid meltdown?
Roger Smith: I'd never fed squirrels with a girl before - I didn't know what I was missing.
Roger Smith: Just because Victoria had lips on her belly didn't stop me from loving her.
Roger Smith: The whole thing made me want to projectile-vomit.
Roger Smith: I am not proud of this world in which I am an occupant.
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Actors:
Jerry Fielding (composer),
Len Lesser (actor),
John Vernon (actor),
John Mitchum (actor),
Bill McKinney (actor),
John Russell (actor),
Woodrow Parfrey (actor),
John Quade (actor),
Royal Dano (actor),
Richard Farnsworth (actor),
Clint Eastwood (actor),
Robert F. Hoy (actor),
Matt Clark (actor),
Ferris Webster (editor),
Clint Eastwood (director),
Plot: Josey Wales makes his way west after the Civil War, determined to live a useful and helpful life. He joins up with a group of settlers who need the protection that a man as tough and experienced as he is can provide. Unfortunately, the past has a way of catching up with you, and Josey is a wanted man.
Keywords: 1860s, 19th-century, accordion, ambush, american-civil-war, american-civil-war-veteran, anti-hero, anti-war, arizona, army
Genres:
Western,
Taglines: ...an army of one.
Quotes:
Laura Lee: Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine.::Josey Wales: Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Jamie: [after Jamie and Josie kill Abe and Lige] I figured you could use some help.::Josey Wales: You get those holes a-leakin', I'm gonna whomp you with a knotted plow line.
Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
Josey Wales: Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
Josey Wales: You have any food here?::Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.::Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Lone Watie: We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.
Lone Watie: I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.::Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.