American Wedding (2003)

Actors: Willam Belli (actor), Chris Bender (actor), Jason Biggs (actor), John Cho (actor), Michael Coleman (actor), Neal Flaherty (actor), Peter Gaddis (actor), Reynaldo Gallegos (actor), Patrick Gallo (actor), Tony Gatto (actor), Max Goudsmit (actor), Brad Hammer (actor), Justin Isfeld (actor), Eric Allan Kramer (actor), Logan Bartholomew (actor),

Plot: Jim Levenstein has finally found the courage to ask his girlfriend, Michelle Flaherty to marry him. She agrees to get married, but the problems don't stop there for Jim. Now along with Paul Finch and Kevin Myers, Jim must plan the wedding. Unfortunately Steve Stifler is in town and won't let the wedding go past without having some fun himself, which includes setting up a secret bachelor party.

Keywords: 2000s, air-vent, airport, american-football, angst, animal-attack, apology, bachelor-party, band, bar
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: This time they're going all the way. Forever hold your piece. "Jim's finally taking her up the aisle"

Quotes:

Michelle: How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?::Jim: How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?::Michelle: I'm still a nympho.::Jim: Well, I'm still a perv.

[repeated line]::Steve Stifler: Fuckin' right, doggie!

Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?::Michelle: I don't know. I just call it "boning".::Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?::Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone.::Jim's Dad: But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.::Michelle: Oh, you've never tried it?::Jim's Dad: I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.

Paul Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.::Steve Stifler: They're gay?::Paul Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.::Steve Stifler: So, they're gay.

[first lines]::Jim: Well, Michelle, we did it. Happy graduation.

[last lines]::Paul Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom!

Steve Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

Jim: Alright, Stifler. Um, this... this is a little, uh, difficult to explain. Look, you're... you're okay. You're okay. I... I... I mean, uh... I mean, I like you.::Steve Stifler: Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice. I'm working, dude.::Jim: Well, dude.::Steve Stifler: [Jim and Stifler are both on the tackling sled] Come on. Work it! Hustle!::Jim: See my mom didn't know that there was a misunderstanding.::Steve Stifler: Push it! Move it! Come on!::Jim: You're not invited!::Steve Stifler: Hold! [Jim and Stifler jump off the sled] Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.::Jim: You what?::Steve Stifler: Ohhhh! Ohh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying. The Stif-man showed him the way. Can I get a 'Hallelujah'?::Football Team: Hallelujah, Stifler!::Steve Stifler: But, my fuckers, this mofo right here does not want the Stifmeister, the grand fucking facilitator to attend the wedding. Who sucks donkey dick?::Football Team: [chanting] Jim sucks donkey dick!::Jim: The answer is no. Okay? I'm sorry!::Steve Stifler: I can dance.::Jim: What?::Steve Stifler: I can dance.

Steve Stifler: Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school.::Jim: Oh, hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable?::Steve Stifler: Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. 'Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar'.::Jim: I put serious thought into that letter.::Steve Stifler: Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Steve Stifler: It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

American Pie 2 (2001)

Actors: Jason Biggs (actor), Adam Brody (actor), John Cho (actor), Don 'Tex' Clark (actor), Curt Clendenin (actor), Kevin Cooney (actor), Larry Drake (actor), Luke Edwards (actor), Mike Erwin (actor), Matthew Frauman (actor), Nigel Gibbs (actor), Marc S. Gordon (actor), Derrick Harper (actor), Phil Hawn (actor), Casey Affleck (actor),

Plot: The whole gang are back and as close as ever. They decide to get even closer by spending the summer together at a beach house. They decide to hold the biggest party ever to be seen, even if the preparation doesn't always go to plan. Especially when Stifler, Finch and Jim become more close to each other than they ever want to be and when Jim mistakes super glue for lubricant.

Keywords: 2000s, angst, bad-taste, band, band-camp, bare-breasts, beach, beach-house, bikini, black-panties
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: This Summer It's All About Sticking Together. Get Ready For Another Slice of Pie! Times Change. People Change. But Friends & Family Are Forever. Time for your next piece of pie! It's time for a second helping.

Quotes:

Kevin: My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.

Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.::Jim: Thanks, Dad.::Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.::Michelle: He's my bitch.

Jim's Dad: [to Natalie's Dad] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I didn't get your daughter's name, but hopefully my son did.

[Stifler thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony]::Stifler: I can taste the bubbles.

[during drive to lake]::Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Jim: I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.

Jim's Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.::Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, I was trying to use lubricant.::Jim's Dad: Oh... oh...::Wheelchair Lady: [looking at Pussy Palace] Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home?::Jim's Dad: Excuse me?::Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.::Jim's Dad: Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?::Jim: That's right. Thanks Dad.::Jim's Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is not a priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do?

Heather: [Interrupted during phone call] Hey, Marco, could you get your balls off me? [talking about soccer balls]::Oz: Hey, what the heck's goin' on over there?::Heather: Oh, those are just my flat-mates.

American Pie (1999)

Actors: Travis Cody Aimer (actor), Sami Atayan (actor), Travis Barker (actor), Ryan Bates (actor), Dustan Beitey (actor), Jason Biggs (actor), Markus Botnick (actor), Amon Button (actor), Gian Caputo (actor), Jamar Cargo (actor), John Cho (actor), Tom Christian (actor), Donald J. Collins (actor), Dan Coronel (actor), Casey Affleck (actor),

Plot: Jim, Oz, Finch and Kevin are four friends who make a pact that before they graduate they will all lose their virginity. The hard job now is how to reach that goal by prom night. Whilst Oz begins singing to grab attention and Kevin tries to persuade his girlfriend, Finch tries any easy route of spreading rumors and Jim fails miserably. Whether it is being caught on top of a pie or on the Internet, Jim always end up with his trusty sex advice from his father. Will they achieve their goal of getting laid by prom night? or will they learn something much different.

Keywords: 1990s, angst, auditorium, band-camp, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, beer, blow-job, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brother-brother-relationship
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: There's something about your first piece. Fill that sticky hole! Come again! Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets pie.

Quotes:

Chuck Sherman: I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Finch: God bless the Internet.

Steve Stifler: She called me and asked for my number.

Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.::College Girl: What did you just say?::Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful! [girl laughs] Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.::College Girl: That's pathetic!::Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.

Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.

Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Steve Stifler: [at choir practice] What did you cocks do to him?::Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You came to see me in action?::Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!::Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!

Victoria 'Vicky': I want it to be the right time, the right place...::Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?::Kevin: You want to take this one?::Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.::Jim: Yeah?::Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.::Jim: Apple pie, huh?::Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.::Jim: McDonald's or homemade?