Gossamer

Bah Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas (2006)

Actors: Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Billy West (actor), Billy West (actor), June Foray (actress), Tara Strong (actress),

Plot: In this adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, Daffy Duck is the greedy proprietor of the Lucky Duck Mega-Mart and all he can think about is the money to be made during the holiday season. Disgruntled employees like Assistant Manager Porky Pig, Marvin Martian, Speedy Gonzales, and Elmer Fudd plead to Daffy Duck for small concessions like a day off on Christmas and discounted toys, but Daffy is relentless in his pursuit of the almighty dollar. It's up to last minute shopper Bugs Bunny; the ghosts of Christmases past (Tweety and Granny), present (Yosemite Sam) and future (Taz); and Porky Pig's young daughter Priscilla to make Daffy see the error of his ways and discover the true meaning of Christmas.

Keywords: christmas
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Musical, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Priscilla Pig: Happy Holidays Mr. Duck. We're collecting donations for needy families.::Daffy Duck: Well, that's an interesting spin on trespassing, pandering, and illegal solicitation... Scram before I send you all to elf prison!

Daffy Duck: Wake up and smell the coffee Fudd! What does he think this is? A holiday?

Speedy Gonzales: Oh Merry Christmas Senor Duck, or as they say in my country Feliz Navidad! [under his breath] Tonto.::Daffy Duck: What did you call me?::Speedy Gonzales: Tonto... it means genius... in Spanish.::Daffy Duck: Well, in that case, I guess I'm the biggest tonto in the world!

Daffy Duck: [with his usual lisp] Stop snacking on store merchandise mister or I'll see to it that you're arrested for stealing!::Bugs Bunny: [wiping his face with Daffy's necktie] You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours.::Porky Pig: M-m-m-maybe you could see a speech thera-pe-thera-pe thera-pe... specialist.

Daffy Duck: I've never liked families. But I do love money!

Bugs Bunny: For shame. For shame! Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?

Daffy Duck: I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy.

Daffy Duck: [startled] What are you doing here?::Bugs Bunny: I asked the little guy in the helmet downstairs if he knew of any cheap skates and he sent me up here.

Daffy Duck: What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!

Daffy Duck: That was despicable.

The Seventh Portal (2000)

Actors: Stan Lee (actor), Robert J. Walsh (composer), Shannon Lawson (actress), Julie Lemieux (actress), Gordon Michael Woolvett (actor), Gordon Michael Woolvett (actor), Lawrence Bayne (actor), Carlos Diaz (actor), Carlos Diaz (actor), Richard Eden (actor), Tony Daniels (actor), Tony Daniels (actor), Peter Wildman (actor), Jovanni Sy (actor), Jovanni Sy (actor),

Plot: There are many dimensions out there. None is more common that Earth. The evil Mongorr, ruler of the dimension Darkmoor, is planning to invade Earth. To do that, he'll need the other half of the artifact that's in the possession of the being called Izayus. Izayus learns about his plan and transports 5 teens from around the world to Darkmoor. Peter Littlecloud of North America is transformed into The Thunderer, a superhero who can generate sound out of his mouth. Rikio Minamoto of Japan is transformed into The Streak, a super-fast superhero. Roberto Diaz of South America is transformed into the super-strong Oxblood. Anna Nehue of India is transformed into Imitatia, who can transform into anyone or anything. Ozubo Monduma of South Africa is transformed into Conjure Man, a magic-talented superhero. Greta Bretch of Germany is transformed into the phasing Gossamer Girl. With there powers, the Data Raiders fight against Mongorr, his daughter Vendetta, as well as the Nullifier members Bearhug, Whipsaw, Slyme, Vultura, and Krog.

Keywords: alternative-reality, internet, shockwave-animation, superhero
Genres: Action, Animation, Fantasy,

Quotes:

[looking at Thunderer and Oxblood trapped in the pit]::Slyme: Why won't Lord Mongorr let us kill them now?::Whipsaw: Because you want to.::Slyme: So, if I pretended I wished them to live...::Whipsaw: Only Mongorr knows.::Thunderer: Hey, Creepsquad! This is your last warning! LET - US - OUT!::Whipsaw: [grumbles] I see your point. If they were dead, they'd be quiet!

Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery (1995)

Actors: Joe Alaskey (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), John Kassir (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Don Messick (actor), Don Messick (actor),

Plot: In this Halloween Special, Babs Bunny plays the part of host as she and the Tiny Toons gang, spoof various popular horror stories. Some of the ones they parody are: "The Twilight Zone" "The Devil and Daniel Webster" "Frankenstein" and "Abbot and Costello"

Keywords: anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, cult-film, cult-film, devil, ghost, gremlin, halloween, haunted-house, horror-for-children
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror,

Quotes:

Babs: [in Rod Serling voice] Behind this curtain lies the scariest picture known to man. It has caused thousands to have horrifying nightmares... [unveils it] It's my third grade school photo! AHHHH! [switches back to Rod Serling and kicks the photo out of view] But, I digress. Here's something *almost* as frightening...

[Plucky arrives at Montana Max's house. The house is in flames]::Plucky Duck: [cringes] Either Monty made a deal with the devil, or Shannon Doherty's spending the night.

Monty: [falling into a hole that leads to hell] You'll pay for this, you cheap shyster!::Plucky Duck: Cheap? Wait 'til you get my bill!

[after Monty and Daniel Webfoot land in Hell]::Monty: Where are we?::Plucky Duck: [gulps] It looks like... I think this is...::Mr. Scratch: That's right, Mr. Webfoot. Sooner or later, most lawyers end up here. [laughs evilly]

Duck Dodgers and the Return of the 24½th Century (1980)

Actors: Chuck Jones (director), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Chuck Jones (producer), Mel Blanc (actor), Chuck Jones (writer), Michael Maltese (writer), Dean Elliott (composer), Mary Roscoe (producer),

Plot: Daffy Duck reprises his famous role of Duck Dodgers in another spoof of Saturday afternoon space serials. Assigned to locate the rack-and-pinion molecule needed for yo-yo polish, Dodgers and his assistant, an eager young space cadet (Porky Pig), crash their spaceship into a giant egg-shell, where they find Marvin Martian, who is, as usual, scheming to destroy Earth. Marvin asks Dodgers to visit the boudoir of Gossamer, a giant, hairy monster in sneakers, and the frightened Dodgers flees. Porky uses electronic clippers to literally haircut Gossamer into nothingness, and Dodgers, jealous of his assistant's heroism, repeatedly fires his ray gun at Porky's rear.

Keywords: 24th-century, alien, cartoon-duck, cartoon-pig, character-name-in-title, duck, duck-dodgers, egg, hair, la-marseillaise
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi, Short,

Hair-Raising Hare (1946)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Edward Selzer (producer), Tedd Pierce (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Chuck Jones (director), Treg Brown (editor),

Plot: A wind-up toy in the shapely shape of a female rabbit lures Bugs Bunny out of his rabbit hole and into the castle of an evil scientist who looks exactly like Peter Lorre. The scientist wants to feed the rabbit to his huge, sneaker-wearing monster. The beast, completely covered in orange hair, is frightening enough to leave our hero temporarily speechless - forcing him to hold up a sign that says, "Yipe!" But Bugs Bunny is not easily cowed, and soon the wily rabbit is disguising himself in turns as a lamp, a chatty manicurist, a figure in a framed portrait and a knight on a charging horse, tricking and frustrating his nightmarish opponent at every turn.

Keywords: 1940s, animal-in-title, axe, barricading-door, bodily-smashing-through-wall, breaking-the-fourth-wall, breaking-the-fourth-wall-by-talking-to-the-audience, candle, cartoon-horse, cartoon-rabbit
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Horror, Short,

Quotes:

Bugs: That's the trouble with some dames. Kiss em and they fly apart!

Bugs Bunny: Listen, Dracula... Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of strange things are upon you? Look, out there in the audience...::Gossamer: PEEEEE-PLE! Aieeeeeeeeeee!

Bugs Bunny: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?::Doctor in audience: I'm a doctor!::Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

Bugs Bunny: And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... 'cause it hasn't.

Bugs Bunny: And so, having disposed of the monster, exit our hero through the front door, stage right, none the worse for his harrowing experience.

Bugs Bunny: And so, having re-redisposed of the monster, exit our... [wind-up decoy walks by]... he... ro. Mechanical. [decoy kisses Bugs] Well, so it's mechanical. [follows decoy]

Bugs Bunny: [to Gossamer/Rudolph] Hey, Frankenstein!

Bugs Bunny: [to Gossamer/Rudolph] Hey, Frankenstein!

Bugs Bunny: Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! [Rushes off and immediately returns with manicurist's table and equipment and begins to do the monster's nails] My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water! [Dips the monster's hands into two bowls where two mousetraps snap shut on them]

[Bugs goes up a flight of stairs but the lights aren't on. Gossamer chases after him, but Bugs runs back down the stairs and runs into Gossamer]::Bugs Bunny: Don't go up there! It's dark!