Kung Fu Panda 3 (2015)

Actors: Guillermo del Toro (producer), Bryan Cranston (actor), David Cross (actor), Dustin Hoffman (actor), James Hong (actor), Mads Mikkelsen (actor), Seth Rogen (actor), Angelina Jolie (actress), Lucy Liu (actress), Jack Black (actor), Rebel Wilson (actress), Melissa Cobb (producer), Julio C. Talavera (miscellaneous crew), Glenn Berger (writer), Jonathan Aibel (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family,

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Actors: Jean-Claude Van Damme (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Fred Tatasciore (actor), David Cross (actor), Fred Tatasciore (actor), Gary Oldman (actor), Seth Rogen (actor), Dennis Haysbert (actor), Dustin Hoffman (actor), James Hong (actor), Jack Black (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Victor Garber (actor), Paul Mazursky (actor), Angelina Jolie (actress),

Plot: In the Valley of Peace, Po Ping is revelling in his fulfilled dreams as he serves as the fabled Dragon Warrior protecting his home with his heroes now his closest friends. However, Po and company learn that the murderous Lord Shen of Gongman City is threatening the land with a fearsome new weapon that could mean the end of kung fu. They attempt to stop him, but the panda is burdened with crippling memory flashbacks linked to this villain. Now with China in the balance, Po must learn about his past and find true inner peace against all opposition.

Keywords: abandoned-child, ancient-china, animal-in-title, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, bo-staff, brawl, cannon, chinese-noodles, courage
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Ska2oosh! Prepare for the return of awesomeness.

Quotes:

Mr. Ping: My son saved China - you, too, can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!

Mantis: I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born...

Shen: My parents hated me. Do you understand? They wronged me. And... I will make it right!::Soothsayer: They loved you! They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them! [Shen stands still in silence for some time]::Shen: The dead exist in the past. And I must tend to the future.

Po: My fist hungers for justice!::[his stomach belches]::Po: That was... my fist.

[from trailer]::Po: Kung-fu staring contest! GO! [stares at the viewer for 16 seconds]::Po: You guys look amazing, by the way...

Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.::Po: But I just got Kung Fu !::Shifu: And now, you must SAVE it !

Po: [stares up a long passage] Ah. My old enemy... stairs!

Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.::Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!::Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?::Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?::[both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]::Po: Why are we laughing?

Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. it is the rest of your story, who you choose to be... So, who are you, Panda?

Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything, I scarred you for life...::Po: See that's the thing, Shen, scars heal.::Shen: No they don't. Wounds heal.::Po: Oh, yeah... what do scars do? They fade, I guess...::Shen: I don't care what scars do...!::Po: You should, Shen. You got to let go of the stuff from past - because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.::Shen: Alright. Then I choose THIS!::[Shen attacks Po and they fight until Shen accidentally cuts the ropes holding up his downed weapon causing it to fall and crush him]

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters (2011)

Actors: Hans Zimmer (composer), Todd Berger (writer), John Powell (composer), Michelle Ruff (actress), Jack Black (actor), Dustin Hoffman (actor), David Cowgill (actor), Todd Berger (actor), Todd Berger (actor), Seth Rogen (actor), Paul Scheer (actor), Dennis Haysbert (actor), Angelina Jolie (actress), Steve Alterman (miscellaneous crew), Edie Mirman (actress),

Plot: Po breaks into the Hall of Heroes with Tigress and Mantis to see the new exhibits, especially for the ones featuring Masters Thundering Rhino, Storming Ox and Croc. Once there, Po tells the story of how that trio began as small time street fighters until the villainous Wu Sisters escape with plans to conquer China. Against this threat, Master Oogway convinces the selfish trio to accompany him on a quest to stop the sisters. In the challenges that follow, those masters find that the grandiose promises of riches they heard are fading as they learn that there are things far more worthy to fight for.

Keywords: ancient-china, chop-socky, dreamworks-animated-film, kung-fu, kung-fu-fighting, kung-fu-master, martial-artist, martial-arts, martial-arts-master, martial-arts-spoof
Genres: Action, Animation, Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

[opening scene]::Po: [dark screen] Hurry, we're running out of time!::Mantis: Keep it down!::Tigress: Who's hand is that?::Mantis: I don't even have hands!::Po: Quiet! You'll compromise the mission!::Mantis: [inaudible] Does it look like I have hands?

Oogway: Remember the path!

Master Flying Rhino: I'm proud of you, son!

Money Bunny: You fight for money right?::Rhino: [puts the money back in her hand] No, we fight for honor. [takes the Wu Sisters' flag and breaks in in half] It's time to change course!

Pig Server: Ugh, who *cares* who wins? Those three are a disgrace to Kung Fu.::Oogway: [wisely] I fear they will all lose. Until they find a battle *worth fighting.*::Pig Server: [bored] Yeah, hear that all the time. Did you want to see the dessert menu?

Su Wu: Ahhh... There's no place like fortress.

Oogway: When the path you walk always leads back to yourself, you never get anywhere.

Ox: And *how* do you know this?::Oogway: A little birdie told me.::Little Birdie: [emerges] Hey, how's it going?

Ox: Ah! Oh! Bad turtle! Bad turtle! Stay away from me!

Young Croc: *Why* does everyone think we only do things for money?::Su Wu: Because you do.::Rhino: No. We *did*.

Kung Fu Panda Holiday (2010)

Actors: Seth Rogen (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Hans Zimmer (composer), David Cross (actor), James Hong (actor), Lucy Liu (actress), John Powell (composer), Jack Black (actor), Angelina Jolie (actress), Dustin Hoffman (actor), Dan Fogler (actor), Mark M. Tokunaga (miscellaneous crew), Jack McBrayer (actor), Mark Jackels (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Winter Festival is coming and Po is asked to host the great exclusive formal banquet for all the Masters of Kung Fu. However, the occasion is on the same night as his father's restaurant's own party and Mr. Ping, upset at his son's absence, will not cancel it to cook for the masters at Po's request. Burdened by his father's imposed guilt about his conflicting responsibilities, Po finds all the preparations a dispiriting struggle. However, the solution comes from where he least expects it even as the panda must decide who truly needs him more on the big night.

Keywords: action-hero, action-heroine, ancient-china, banquet, celebration, china, chop-socky, christmas, christmas-special, comic-hero
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Po: [Opening line] Steel yourself against my steel, villain. [Uses sword to chop an onion in half] Your reign of tears is over.

Mr. Ping: You think your fancy palace ladle is better than mine? [Picks up ladle, which breaks in half] This is not my A-ladle.

Po: This may be our greatest challenge yet.::Monkey: Bandits?::Viper: Raiders?::Po: No. Place settings.

Po: This is a disaster. I'm going to disappoint everyone. My dad, the Furious Five, Shifu...::Wo Hop: And me. I'm not dead yet.

Shifu: Po, wait. What goes on inside your head I do not always understand. But what goes on in your heart will never let us down.

Mr. Ping: Think of all those lonely people who don't have anyone to spend the holiday with. There's always room for one more at Mister Ping's::Po: Look, dad, I understand how you care for the lonely people...::Mr. Ping: And lonely people pay extra.

Po: Bunny! Finally, a real chef! Look, sorry I banished you and shamed your village for all eternity, but if you could help me chop carrots, it would really...::Wo Hop: I'm not here to chop carrots. I'm here to fight.::Po: What?::Wo Hop: The only way to restore honor to me and my village is to fight the Dragon Warrior. Surely I will perish, but that is the fate I must accept.

Po: I got that, dad.::Mr. Ping: Po? Oh, you came! Oh, Po, I'm... I'm sorry I made you feel so guilty.::Po: Ah, don't be. That's what the holiday's all about. Now, don't we have some cooking to do?

Shifu: Beautiful. Elegant. Perfect. You made me proud. All 29 kung fu schools and their masters. Excellent. Excellent.

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Actors: Lucy Liu (actress), Angelina Jolie (actress), Jack Black (actor), Laura Kightlinger (actress), Kyle Gass (actor), David Cross (actor), James Hong (actor), Michael Clarke Duncan (actor), Jackie Chan (actor), Seth Rogen (actor), Wayne Knight (actor), Ian McShane (actor), Kent Osborne (actor), John Powell (composer), Dustin Hoffman (actor),

Plot: It's the story about a lazy, irreverent slacker panda, named Po, who is the biggest fan of Kung Fu around...which doesn't exactly come in handy while working every day in his family's noodle shop. Unexpectedly chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, Po's dreams become reality when he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five -- Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Monkey -- under the leadership of their guru, Master Shifu. But before they know it, the vengeful and treacherous snow leopard Tai Lung is headed their way, and it's up to Po to defend everyone from the oncoming threat. Can he turn his dreams of becoming a Kung Fu master into reality? Po puts his heart - and his girth - into the task, and the unlikely hero ultimately finds that his greatest weaknesses turn out to be his greatest strengths.

Keywords: absurdism, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, acupuncture, afterlife, ancient-china, animal, arrow-catching, biting-own-tail, blockbuster, bo-staff
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Prepare for awesomeness. Experience the pandamonium in IMAX Summertime is Pandatime. He's not a big fat panda... he's THE big fat panda!

Quotes:

Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!::Po: Oh, you know this hold?::Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.::Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Tai Lung: You can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda!::[He throws a weak punch, Po catches his hand by the finger]::Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

[first lines]::Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

Oogway: There are no accidents.

Oogway: My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours until you let go of the illusion of control.::Shifu: Illusion?::Oogway: Yes. [points at peach tree] Look at this tree, Shifu: I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.::Shifu: But there are things we *can* control: I can control when the fruit will fall, I can control where to plant the seed: that is no illusion, Master!::Oogway: Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.::Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!::Oogway: Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide, to nurture it, to believe in it.::Shifu: But how? How? I need your help, master.::Oogway: No, you just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu, promise me you will believe.

[last lines]::Po: You wanna get something to eat?::Shifu: [sighing]... Yeah.

Po: [serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star] Careful, that soup is... sharp!

Po: Skadoosh!

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five (2008)

Actors: Carol Kane (actress), Dustin Hoffman (actor), Hans Zimmer (composer), Todd Berger (writer), Tara Strong (actress), John DiMaggio (actor), John Powell (composer), David Cross (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jack Black (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), Meredith Scott Lynn (actress), Chuck Peil (miscellaneous crew), Stephanie Lemelin (actress), Cohl Kenneth Klop (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: With Po's status as the Dragon Warrior proven to all, Master Shifu has a new challenge for him; teaching Introduction to Kung Fu class to a bunch of a rambunctious bunny children. After getting the class to come to order, Po teaches them that fighting is only part of kung fu, while its true meaning is "Excellence of Self." To explain this philosophy, Po tells stories of each of his comrades, The Furious Five, and how they faced formative challenges in their youth that helped define them as true masters of kung fu.

Keywords: ancient-china, anthropomorphic-animal, bo-staff, brawl, cel-animation, chi, china, combat, computer-animation, crane
Genres: Action, Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,
Taglines: Po's All-New Adventure!

Quotes:

Shifu: Tigress? I am Shifu. I am...::Young Tigress: Afraid?::Shifu: No.::Young Tigress: Well you should be! I am Tigress. Tigress the monster. A monster no one wants.::Shifu: You are not a monster. You're just a little girl.

Po: I guess it's easier to laugh at someone than to have someone laugh at you, right?

Titan A.E. (2000)

Actors: David Kirschner (producer), Graeme Revell (composer), Ron Perlman (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Breuer (actor), Joss Whedon (writer), Janeane Garofalo (actress), Bill Pullman (actor), David L. Lander (actor), Nathan Lane (actor), John Leguizamo (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Drew Barrymore (actress), Stephen Stanton (actor), Charles Rocket (actor),

Plot: In the year 3028 A.D., Earth is being attacked by the Drej, which are aliens made of pure energy! The Drej mother-ship destroys Earth with an energy beam just as hundreds of space vehicles manage to escape with the last of mankind aboard! One of the escapees is Sam's young son Cale, who carries with him a ring given to him by his father. Fifteen years later, Cale works on a salvage station, eking out a rough life and hating his father for having disappeared aboard the Titan so long ago. Without a home planet, surviving humans have been reduced to outer space drifters and are constantly bullied and looked down on by other space-faring races. A human captain named Joseph Korso and his pilot Akima seek out Cale and explain that he must help them find the Titan which contains a mechanism that will create a new Earth and therefore unite all of humanity. Meanwhile, the Drej wants to find the Titan so that they can destroy it. With Korso's help, Cale discovers that the ring his father gave to him contains a genetically encoded map to the Titan, and thus begins his race across the universe with Korso and his ship and crew, including Preed, a wisecracking rat-like humanoid, Gune, an eccentric, green-skinned scientist, and Stith, a tough, hard-as-nails weapons expert who resembles something of a kangaroo. Before long, Cale and Akima finds out that Korso is searching for the Titan in order to hand it over to the Drej.

Keywords: 31st-century, acronym-in-title, alien, alien-race, american-football, anti-hero, assault, bare-chested-male, battle, beating
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Saving the galaxy one planet at a time! Get ready for the human race Prepare for life after Earth. When Earth Ends, The Adventure Begins. The Next Generation In Filmed Animation

Quotes:

Korso: [through clenched teeth] We need a pick up here.

Korso: Exhale.::Cale: You've gotta be kidding me.::Korso: Exhale!::Cale: No. No, no!::Korso: [kicks windshield out]

Akima: You can't call a planet "Bob."::Cale: So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.::Akima: Can't we just call it "Earth"?::Cale: No one said you have to live on Bob.::Akima: I'm never calling it that.

[Surprising a group of aliens attacking Cale]::Korso: If you're going to hunt humans, you should know we travel in packs.

Cale: The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it.

Cale: Hey, for your information, I happen to be humanity's last great hope.::Preed: I weep for the species.

Akima: Should I get out and push?

[Walking around inside the Titan]::Akima: What exactly are we looking for?::Cale: This ship's gonna help us save mankind.::Akima: What *exactly* are we looking for?::Cale: Not a clue.

Preed: Just out of curiosity, do we have a plan B?

Cale: Give me the ring!::Korso: Your not gonna shoot me, kid.

Go! Exercise with the Teletubbies (1998)

Actors: Vic Finch (director), David Hiller (director), Dean Blanke (actor),

Genres: ,

Long zhi jia zu (1988)

Actors: Kent Cheng (actor), Norman Chu (actor), Shui-Fan Fung (actor), Ka-Kui Ho (actor), Chun Hsiung Ko (actor), Feng Ku (actor), Andy Lau (actor), Chia Yung Liu (actor), Kiu Wai Miu (actor), Siu Chung Mok (actor), Fui-On Shing (actor), Alan Tam (actor), Ken Tong (actor), Chia Yung Liu (director), Wai-Chung Yip (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: ,

Xue er (1984)

Actors: Lap Ban Chan (actress), Dennis Chan (actor), Yuen Chor (actor), Run Run Shaw (miscellaneous crew), Siu-Tin Lai (actor), Tony Leung Ka Fai (actor), Boon Chai Yat (actor), Cherie Chung (actress), Po-Nan Wen (miscellaneous crew), Ha-lei Yip (actor), Cheuk-Hon Szeto (writer), Patrick Tam (director), Patrick Tam (writer), Kwok Kuen Cheung (editor), Joyce Chan (writer),

Genres: Drama,