Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 (2012)
Actors:
Rob Paulsen (actor),
Jim Meskimen (actor),
Michael McKean (actor),
Sam McMurray (actor),
Yuri Lowenthal (actor),
Carlos Alazraqui (actor),
Dee Bradley Baker (actor),
Carlos Alazraqui (actor),
Dee Bradley Baker (actor),
Yuri Lowenthal (actor),
Dee Bradley Baker (actor),
Maurice LaMarche (actor),
Maurice LaMarche (actor),
Yuri Lowenthal (actor),
Rob Paulsen (actor),
Genres:
Action,
Animation,
Taglines: Old heroes never die. They just get darker. The last fight begins.
Quotes:
Mutant Leader: We will kill the old man, Gordon. We will chop him, we will grind him. We will bathe in his blood. I, myself, will kill the fool Batman. I will rip the meat from his bones and suck them dry. Don't call us a gang. Don't call us criminals. We are the law. Gotham City belongs to the Mutants.
Rookie Cop: You're under arrest, mister. You just crippled that man.::Batman: He's young. He'll walk again.::Batman: [to Femur] But you'll stay scared, won't you, punk?
Veteran Cop: Damn, that sucker can move.::Rookie Cop: What the hell is that?::Veteran Cop: Can't exactly look right now, kid.::Rookie Cop: Up there. Freaking weird.::Veteran Cop: You gonna tell me or - Holy...::Rookie Cop: You're slowing down?::Veteran Cop: Yeah. We're in for a show, kid.
Commissioner Gordon: That was some stunt you pulled at the racetrack.::Bruce Wayne: Keeps the blood flowing.::Commissioner Gordon: So long as most of it stays inside you.::Bruce Wayne: Worried about me?::Commissioner Gordon: Let's just say I'm glad you survived Batman's retirement and I was hoping you'd keep it that way.
Batman: You try to hold me back, but you're weak. You know it in your soul. You're nothing but a hollow shell. A rusty trap. The time has come.
Alfred Pennyworth: If it's suicide you're after, I have an old family recipe. It's slow and painful. You'd like it.
Harvey Dent: Cut it out. Just look at me and have your laugh. Get it over with. At least both sides match now, right? Look at me and have your laugh. Who are we kidding? They couldn't fix me. Nothing can change what I am.::Batman: You and me both.
Mutant Leader: That a tickle?::Batman: That was a nerve bundle in your deltoid. Might not hurt, but you won't be moving that arm for a while.
Mutant Leader: [picks up Batman out of mud] You finished, old man.::Batman: [headbutts Mutant Leader in broken nose] You don't get it, son. This isn't a mud hole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
[last lines]::Joker: Buh-buh... Ba-Batman... Darling!
Art Thief Musical! (2004)
Actors:
Jack Wallace (actor),
Matt O'Toole (actor),
Autumn Reeser (actress),
Linus Lau (director),
Linus Lau (writer),
Linus Lau (producer),
Sean Smith (actor),
Andrew Kaiser (composer),
Peter Samet (editor),
Jeff Pickett (actor),
Stephanie Denise Griffin (actress),
Sasha Craig (actress),
Eli Craig (producer),
Jim Blanchette (actor),
Rob Lanza (actor),
Plot: Redemption, second chances, and the healing power of love are the themes in the COMPLETELY SUNG musical extravaganza "Art Thief Musical!" A sexy, cat-suit-wearing burglar named Clarity meets and falls in love at first sight, with a lonely museum custodian Salvation. Fate brings them together, but do they possess the strength to take it to the next step? They've made their choices in life, but are they bound by the repercussions of those choices? She is wanted by the police. He has nothing to give her. But somehow it all ends up okay...
Keywords: abstract-art, art-museum, chance-meeting, opera, surprise-ending
Genres:
Musical,
Short,
Taglines: See what everyone's been singing about.
Quotes:
Salvation: You are the most amazing kisser.::Clarity: I know!