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What motivates the brutal terrorist group to commit its atrocities and how does it use technology to spread fear worldwide? The Onion explains the horrifying spread of ISIS.
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On Today Now!, the incredible Tyler Morgan shows off the binge drinking talent that got him into Ohio State.
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- published: 26 Feb 2015
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews Star Wars: The Force Awakens in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 21 Dec 2015
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews Spectre in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 06 Nov 2015
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- published: 06 Feb 2015
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Defensive driving instructor Danny Preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execute long-term psychological torment on aggressive drivers.
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- published: 04 Feb 2015
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at 'Back To The Future' in this week's Film Standard.
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- published: 23 Oct 2015
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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."
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- published: 13 Feb 2012
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Jurassic World’ in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 12 Jun 2015
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While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless wasteland — food and water are scarce, social institutions have crumbled, and a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States.
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- published: 13 May 2013
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- published: 09 Mar 2010
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Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.
- published: 18 May 2011
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The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 400,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old. Since 2007, the organization has been publishing satirical news audios and videos online, as the "Onion News Network". Web traffic on theonion.com amounts to some 7.5 million unique visitors per month.
The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and fictional. It parodies such traditional newspaper features as editorials, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes on a traditional newspaper layout with an AP-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy and by playing on commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drug War."
A second part of the newspaper is a non-satirical entertainment section called The A.V. Club that features interviews and reviews of various newly released media, as well as other weekly features. The print edition also contains restaurant reviews and previews of upcoming live entertainment specific to cities where a print edition is published. The online incarnation of The A.V. Club has its own domain, includes its own regular features, A.V. Club blogs and reader forums, and presents itself as a separate entity from The Onion itself.
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The onion (Allium cepa), which is also known as the bulb onion,common onion and garden onion,[citation needed] is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. The genus Allium also contains a number of other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (A. fistulosum), Egyptian onion (A. ×proliferum), and Canada onion (A. canadense). The name "wild onion" is applied to a number of Allium species.
The vast majority of cultivars of A. cepa belong to the "common onion group" (A. cepa var. cepa) and are usually referred to simply as "onions". The Aggregatum Group of cultivars (A. cepa var. aggregatum) includes both shallots and potato onions.
Allium cepa is known exclusively in cultivation, but related wild species occur in Central Asia. The most closely related species include Allium vavilovii (Popov & Vved.) and Allium asarense (R.M. Fritsch & Matin) from Iran. However, Zohary and Hopf warn that "there are doubts whether the A. vavilovii collections tested represent genuine wild material or only feral derivatives of the crop."
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2:41Onion Explains: The Terrifying Growth Of ISIS
Onion Explains: The Terrifying Growth Of ISISOnion Explains: The Terrifying Growth Of ISIS
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2:4613-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
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3:50The Onion Reviews 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'
The Onion Reviews 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'The Onion Reviews 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'
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3:45The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’
The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’
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2:52Parenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn Kids
Parenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn KidsParenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn Kids
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2:54How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road RevengeHow To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
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2:55The Onion Looks Back At 'Back To The Future'
The Onion Looks Back At 'Back To The Future'The Onion Looks Back At 'Back To The Future'
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3:10Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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3:36The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’
The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’
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10:37The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
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2:02Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening SomewhereBreaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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3:13Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly ClassmatesMissing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
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2:31Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking WorkSony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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4:06The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
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Plot: In 1946 film critic Nino Frank first applied the term "film noir" to some of the films Hollywood was producing during the period. Discussions of noir often center on visual and specifically cinematic elements such as chiaroscuro, extreme camera angles and expressionist distortion. Both literary and cinematic noir are defined by the shifting roles of the protagonist, the ill-fated relationship between the protagonist and society, generating the themes of alienation and entrapment. In Adamo Macri's video piece "One Onion Canon", he attributes the idea of noir as a filmic mise en scène approach to portraiture.
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Onion Explains: The Terrifying Growth Of ISIS
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What motivates the brutal terrorist group to commit its atrocities and how does it use technology to spread fear worldwide? The Onion explains the horrifying sp...
What motivates the brutal terrorist group to commit its atrocities and how does it use technology to spread fear worldwide? The Onion explains the horrifying spread of ISIS.
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- published: 24 Aug 2015
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13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
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The Onion Reviews 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews Star Wars: The Force Awakens in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 21 Dec 2015
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The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews Spectre in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 06 Nov 2015
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Parenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn Kids
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- published: 06 Feb 2015
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How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
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The Onion Looks Back At 'Back To The Future'
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at 'Back To The Future' in this week's Film Stan...
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- published: 23 Oct 2015
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."
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- published: 13 Feb 2012
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The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Jurassic World’ in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 12 Jun 2015
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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
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While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless wasteland — food and water are scarce, social institutions have crumbled, and a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States.
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While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless wasteland — food and water are scarce, social institutions have crumbled, and a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States.
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- published: 13 May 2013
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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- published: 09 Mar 2010
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Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
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- Updated: 18 May 2011
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Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.
Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.
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Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.
- published: 18 May 2011
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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- published: 10 Feb 2009
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The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
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- published: 12 Feb 2015
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.
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- published: 06 Jan 2009
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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
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Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
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Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
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Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
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- published: 05 Feb 2008
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Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
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- published: 20 Aug 2015
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Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.
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- published: 05 Feb 2009
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How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
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Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
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- published: 13 Apr 2011
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Onion Explains: The Rise Of China
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How do you build the world’s second-largest economy? The Onion explains China’s growth.
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How do you build the world’s second-largest economy? The Onion explains China’s growth.
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How do you build the world’s second-largest economy? The Onion explains China’s growth.
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- published: 03 Aug 2015
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The Onion Reviews 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron'
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6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies
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