Help fund the new Sunrise Skater Kids release on Indiegogo! CONTRIBUTE HERE: http://igg.me/at/sunriseskaterkids Watch the campaign video: http://bit.ly/1nTVV0J Subscribe to Jarrod Alonge: http://bit.ly/1lbftIp Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1NNJIjd Support on Patreon: http://bit.ly/1Z0CyUl Follow me to stay updated! Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1NNK8Gh Twitter: http://bit.ly/1IWiPZg Instagram: http://bit.ly/1NNKaOl Snapchat username: jarrodalonge Website: http://jarrodalonge.com Listen to my music! iTunes: http://apple.co/1MODEGv Spotify: http://bit.ly/1lQGTYg Google Play: http://bit.ly/1Y3Vr2M Amazon: http://amzn.to/1lQH1qv Written by Jarrod Alonge Mixed/Mastered by Johnny Franck Vocals by Varrick Jay: http://bit.ly/1TslTo3 Guest vocals by Christina Rotondo: http://bit.ly/1vBitkH Vocal editing by Dylan Werle Vocal tracking by Ben Drake Lyric video by Adam Gendler LYRICS... Storming through the kitchen just to find a jar of mayo While I'm packing lunch for a trip on my Winnebago As a kid, made it big, and they all knew me by name My old punk rock band got me money and fame Hanging out at the golf course on the weekend Acting chummy, trading stocks with my best friends I had to pick up my prescription at the drugstore I remember it’s the first time that I realized… I'm getting old, and life is a nightmare I'm getting old, I just found my first gray hair Nobody cares, cause all the kids in today’s pop punk scene were born after 19, 19, 1999 Woohoohoo, 1999 I won’t say goodbye I’m getting older all the time And though I’m not as relevant My old songs are pretty sweet Please don't mind what I’m trying to say cause I, I like the nostalgia when I hear you… … tell me my band is here to stay even though we don't wanna change Modern musicians really freakin’ blow I was once full of joy What happened to Fall Out Boy? They’re not the band that they once were Now they’re all superstars, forgot about their guitars Those days have turned into one big blur Give me a reason to go see a doctor to schedule a date for a prostate exam It might hurt to piss Doesn’t mean that I will go You better keep your thumb away from me Don’t tell me I’m at that age and Don’t call me old, don’t call me old Don’t call me old, don’t call me old I don’t even relate to the youth I don't wanna do the things they do I'm never gonna get the memes they make And I don't ever wanna, I don’t ever wanna be a millennial idiot They all like that boy band from Australia Why should I cater to their entitlement? Those selfish little pampered millennials Whoa, you should speak for yourself You’re not the only old-school Warped band Whoa, I’m pushing 30, doing well for myself And I’m still pretty relevant I got your drift, girl Female singer, count me in ‘cause I realize now why all these artists don’t end up has-beens It might take some time, a little bit of planning with my record label, everything, everything will be just fine, collaborate, with Taylor Swift We’ll just sell out, sell out Drop a song, on YouTube You should all sit back, watch closely as I go mainstream We're selling out now, and we’re changing our sound Much bigger than the early 2000s I'll chart as number one on Billboard I’ve lost some respect, but I’ll just ignore it If I could travel time things would get better Relive the glory days and rock forever Say it ain't so, It will not grow, I need a moment, In the bathroom I know I still can be your thrill, The night will go on, The night will go on, My little blue pill About me! I'm a 22-year-old Tennessean, wannabe comedian, try-hard YouTuber and scene metal enthusiast. On this channel, you will find sarcastic music by the likes of Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst The Grave's Demons, as well as some sketch videos about all those scene memes we've come to love/despise. I occasionally team up with bands like Issues, Blessthefall, August Burns Red, PVRIS, Set It Off and As It Is. Subscribe to stay updated on new projects, and check out my merch!

• published: 29 Jan 2016
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