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CB4 is a 1993 American comedy film directed by Tamra Davis, and starring Chris Rock. The film follows a fictional rap group named 'CB4', named after the prison block in which the group was allegedly formed (Cell Block 4). The movie primarily parodies the rap group N.W.A among other gangsta rap aspects, and contains short segments featuring celebrities and musicians such as Halle Berry, Eazy-E, the Butthole Surfers, Ice-T, Ice Cube, Flavor Flav, and Shaquille O'Neal.
Three young friends and aspiring rappers, Albert (Chris Rock), Euripides (Allen Payne), and Otis (Deezer D) want to make their big break. In order to get their name heard, they appeal to local crime kingpin and nightclub owner Gusto (Charlie Murphy), but during a failed meeting the police rush in and throw Gusto in jail. Gusto believes that the trio set him up, swearing revenge when he is released from prison. However, while Gusto is locked up, Albert steals his criminal background and identity to become "MC Gusto", and forms the hardcore gangsta rap group CB4 (Cell Block 4). CB4 becomes the hottest band on the charts with controversial hits like "Sweat of my Balls" and "Straight Outta Locash", and their rise to fame is documented by an aspiring director (Chris Elliott) and his cameraman.
A "rockumentary", covering the rise to fame of MC Gusto, Stab Master Arson, and Dead Mike: members of the rap group "CB4". We soon learn that these three are not what they seem and don't apear to know as much about rap music as they claim... but a lack of musical ability in an artist never hurts sales, does it? You've just got to play the part of a rap star...
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Euripides: Turn around and eat your big ass biscuit!
Virgil Robinson: Any person who would defile America's pastime by wearing a baseball cap backwards... well, that's an evil that speaks for itself!
Euripides: Yeah, yeah, I'm lickin' your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large, just big balls, I don't care. You just got big balls.
Albert Sr.: Don't be wasting my electricity on that rap mess.::Albert: But, pop...::Albert Sr.: Don't "but" me. I'll beat your ass in front of your woman.
Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?::Albert: Yeah.::Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?::Albert: Yeah.::Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?::Albert: Whenever possible.::Trustus: Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?::CB4: [pull out guns]::Trustus: Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?::CB4: Not a goddamn thing.::Trustus: You got a deal.
Albert: Man, she ain't nuttin' but a groupie with a pen.::Eve: I hear a pen is all you have in your pants and it's already out of ink.
Video Set Dancer: MC Gusto, you gotta help me get my revenge. It's one thing that they killed him on the toilet but they could've wiped his ass. They didn't have to leave him there like that. That's cold-blooded. They gots to pay. They... got... to... pay!
Euripides: Did you know a black man invented ice cream?::Albert: No, no, no. Now how the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? Tell me that!
Grandma: Shut up girl. You just think you so smart 'cuz you can read.
Albert Sr.: You ain't tough. There are real some kids out there that are going to kick your narrow ass. You ain't from the street, I'm from the street. And only somebody who wasn't would think it was something to glorify.
[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress
[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass [censored]
[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer
[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players [scratch]
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it
[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob
[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your [woof] in the sky
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)