Showing posts with label hate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hate. Show all posts

February 14, 2008

The Five Days of Hate - Day 4


To prove that old Nazz has a heart after all, here are some truly romantic songs for Valentine's Day involving sex with porn stars, high school freshmen, fallen pop tarts and twisted old pervs.
Happy V.D. everyone!

Toonage:
David Allan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag
ISM - Man Boy Love Sickie
Mojo Nixon - Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child
Kiss - Christine Sixteen

February 12, 2008

The Five Days of Hate - Day 2

You sucker. She/he doesn't really love you. Hey Romeo, you ever think to check if her heart was still beating before you cashed in? Maybe a mirror under the nose to see if she was breathing? Sucker.


Toonage:

February 11, 2008

The Five Days of Hate - Day 1


Screw all this Hallmark created Valentine's Day commercial hype. The real St. Valentine was a pedophile who was drawn and quartered and ripped apart by angry townspeople.

OK, that's not true. I made that up.

Who cares.

I hate the whole concept.

A true romantic such as myself doesn't need to be reminded to be nice to my loved ones on one day.

So here are a bunch of songs to reflect the holiday season. I'll be posting more up all week.

Humbug.

Toonage: