The Five Days of Hate - Day 4

To prove that old Nazz has a heart after all, here are some truly romantic songs for Valentine's Day involving sex with porn stars, high school freshmen, fallen pop tarts and twisted old pervs.
Happy V.D. everyone!

Toonage:
David Allan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag
ISM - Man Boy Love Sickie
Mojo Nixon - Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child
Kiss - Christine Sixteen