Angry Samoans

War Is Declared!

The Angry Samoans celebrate Carrie Gold's birthday. Hey, where's Gregg?

Deadly As A Gun! (MP3)

Metal Mike demo immortalizes Gregg Turner's Golden Gun, July 1978,
2 Megabytes of rich MONO goodness straight from the Metal Man's Sony cassette!

100% Fake Samoans may strike again at a club near you!

"ALL PHONY, ALL THE TIME!"
"And remember, folks... watch out for flying chairs!"

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Can't get enough stupd? Deconstruct this, baby!
"...the Angry Samoans are a postmodern shitstorm from hell."

"Parasites Like Me: The Angry Samoans Deepest Secret " - Chris Ziegler

And a pertinent and most astute assessment from an industry insider: "The Samoans are assholes and they're proud of it."
- Bob Merlis, Warner Bros. Records - What's Up America @ 6:27.

In the beginning... -- let there be VOM!

"I read Bonze's version, I read Gregg's version, and then... I ATE THEM!"

Fallout from the family tree: Auld l'Anxiety and Mooseheart Faith.

Puzzling evidence from the Center for Revisionist Angry Samoan History...

LYRIC SHEETS Genuine scans of historically authentic lyric sheets!

-- Are You A Square -- Carson Girls -- Get Off The Air -- Hot Cars -- I'm A Pig -- I'm In Love With Your Mom -- Inside My Brain -- Lights Out -- My Old Man's A Fatso -- Not Of This Earth -- Right Side Of My Mind -- The Todd Killings -- Too Animalistic -- You Stupid Asshole --

... and a few suspicious reconstructions ... Death of Beewak -- Gas Chamber -- HOMO-SEXUAL -- High On Drugs -- Staring at the Sun -- Steak Knife --

Angry Samoans TODAY

Do the Angry Samoans still exist? Well, sort of--which is the same status as always.

The Samoans have been gigging again since Spring 1996. In 2007 they did a whirlwind tour of Germany... California towns covered include Gilman St./Berekeley, San Francisco, Santa Cruz, Petaluma, Sacramento, Sonoma, Gilroy, Davis, San Jose, San Diego, Corona/Riverside County, and San Joaquin Valley towns Manteca, Oakhurst, and Sonora.

The present lineup of the Samoans:

• Mike Saunders: Guitar, Vocals
• Bill Vockeroth: Drums, Vocals
• Colin Alflen: Guitar, Vocals
• Matt "Malice" Vicknair: Bass Guitar

The current set list, September 2007:

     ELECTROCUTE YOUR COCK
     RIGHT SIDE OF MY MIND
     GIMME SOPOR
     GAS CHAMBER
     -------------------------------
     LITTLE BLACK EGG
     BBC
     I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOM
     HOT CARS
     THE TODD KILLINGS
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     HELP (damned verson) 
     TIME TO FUCK
        (mike switches to drums)
     TEQUILA/KNOWLEDGE (dance contest)
     NOT OF THIS EARTH
     YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
     SLAVE TO MY DICK
        (bill back to drums)
     STEAK KNIFE
     LIGHTS OUT
     YOU STUPID JERK
     HOMO-SEXUAL
     PSYCH-OUT 129
     CARSON GIRLS
     INSIDE MY BRAIN
     BABY ONE MORE TIME (30 sec only)
     TIME HAS COME TODAY (short) / into
        HAIZMAN'S BRAIN IS CALLING (short)
     BALLAD OF JERRY CURLAN
     THEY SAVED HITLER'S COCK
     GET OFF THE AIR
     WASTED / NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
     MY OLD MAN'S A FATSO
     ---------------end of basic set------------
     I'M A PIG (bill vocals / mike drums)

SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE DONE LATELY, WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST 40 GIGS?

Metal Mike's 100% Utterly Official Scrapbook

Click on the pig to get a smaller image for non-broadband users!

• 10/28/78 -- The Angry Samoans share their first billing with The Aliens (minus Roky!) presaging "The Shapes of Things to Come".
  
  
• 2 -- Blazing trails at Samo High. "Got milk?" True Story: The Samoans appearance at Santa Monica High initiated a trend of throwing milk cartons at bands making the noontime gig!
  
  
• 5 -- Club 88.
  
  
• 6 -- Mabuhay Gardens witnesses the first performance of "Get Off The Air!" 2/10/79!
  
  
• 7 -- The Mab again on 2/11/79 with the AMAZING Subhumans.
  
  
• 8 -- J. Michael's Goodtime Bar.
  
  
• 9 -- Club 88.
  
  
• 10 -- CAMARILLO State Hospital Unit 28: The Angrie Samouns' first top billing! "T.U.M.O.R.S." featured guitarist P.J. Galligan, who will soon become the Samoan's new first guitarist.
  
  
• 12 -- The Samoaners return to Camarillo's Auditorium with the Plimsouls!
  
  
• 13 13 13 -- The Rhino gig, May 6, 1979, enshrined on "Live at Rhino Records". This is Kevin Eric "Bonze" Saunders' last appearance with the Samoans; the Samoans soon play Camarillo again with Harlan Hollander of Tremors on guitar, this time sharing the billing with Fear (July 20, 1979).
  
  
• PJ's Job Application June 24, 1979, pg. 1 -- .
  
  
• PJ's Job Application, pg. 2 -- .
  
  
• PJ's Job Application, pg. 3 -- .
  
  
• PJ's Job Application Postmarked June 24, 1979 -- .
  
  
• 15 -- The Mabuhay.
  
  
• 17 -- Madame Wong's and The F.U.B.A.R.
  
  
• 19 -- Black Flag headline at the El Capulin Anti-Club 11/1/79.
  
  
• 22 -- Lester Bangs sneaks the Samoans into the Village Voice's Pazz and Jop critic's poll.
  
  
• "Get Off The Air!" -- Rodney Bingenheimer blacklists the Angry Samoans!
  
  
• "Letter from Lou" -- So Rodney might say ... "I'm under contract too!"
  (Just like Paul Williams as the head of "Death Records" in "Phantom of the Paradise"!)
  
  
• 24 -- Mabuhay.
  
  
• 25 -- Club 88.
  
  
• Slash Interview November 1979 -- .
  
  
• Slash #2 -- .
  
  
• 27 -- Two gigs with the Suburban Lawns and Fear headlining, respectively.
  
  
• 32 -- UC Irvine.
  
  
• 34 -- Blackie's.
  
  
• 35 -- The Hong Kong Cafe with Fear and Eddie and the Subtitles May 3, 1980.
  
  
• 36 -- Fear headlines at the Fleetwood.
  
  
• 37 -- The Troubadour.
  
  
• 38 -- The Hong Kong Cafe.
  
  
• 39 -- A couple of headline gigs at obscure venues.
  
  
• 41 -- Lee Ving of Fear "distances himself" from the Samoans! Crime does not pay and neither does insulting Rodney!
  
  
• More Rodney Hoo-ha -- July/August 1980.
  
  
• 42 -- The Mabuhay. "The Wages of Punk Rock"...
  
  
• Slush weighs in -- with an incisive critical summary October 1980.
  
  

"People talk, I can't understand a word they say"

• Samoans... PUNK rockers in denial? from Stewart Home's "Cranked Up Really High".
• Do the Trouser Press Baby.
• Another Genuine Arkansan declares the Samoans an unimpeachable source for punk misanthropy!
• Number One! "Live at Rhino Records"??? Mysteriously linked with... Budgie?
  "You say my hair is much too long/And you are right and I am wrong... You want to cut my hair!" -- Rape of the Locks: Budgie rewlz!