The Stereotypes Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
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MP3:
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Lyrics and vocals by
Ray Johnson
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Beat by
Kurt Hugo Schneider
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***
NOTE***
I did NOT get the
Scottish and
Welsh mixed up.
Yes, the Welsh are known for humping sheep, but to the rest of the world the stereotype applies to the Scottish too.
Please look it up before you start arguing about it. :)
***********LYRICS**************
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think
I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an
Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love those fat
Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love
Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got
100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an
Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an
Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a
Chinese driver.
I love the
Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love
Jamaicans.
Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them
Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from
Poland.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck
Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an
English dude
Or those creepy
Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the
French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a
Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even
Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a
Korean's penis.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love
Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.