Described as “the Eloise from hell,” Fannie Lowenstein made the Plaza Hotel her playground. She was apparently such a terror that even Donald Trump placated her by giving in to the demand that he meet with her privately, after buying the hotel in 1987.

Jimmy Kimmel is helping.

NRA Family, the National Rifle Association’s blog for families, recently began publishing a series of classic fairy tales, reimagined to include guns: “Red felt the reassuring weight of the rifle on her shoulder and continued down the path, scanning the trees, knowing that their shadows could provide a hiding place.”

In addition to the Zika virus, officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are warning the government about the resurrection of yellow fever. The recent outbreak in Angola has severely depleted the vaccine stockpile for the disease, and cases are spreading globally.

What is there left to say about how hot Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is? At this point, I kind of feel like he’s messing with us. In this video from Vox, Trudeau talks about raising his daughter and his sons to be feminists. I mean.

In an interview inspired by the inexplicable new movie Bridget Jones’s Baby, Renée Zellweger was asked once more about her face. Her human face, that looks totally normal and lovely. What’s up with it?

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued new recommendations for couples who are trying to conceive and have been either exposed or infected with the Zika virus. Officials at the CDC recommended a waiting period based on current knowledge of how the Zika virus works and its links to birth defects,…

In today’s Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono makes an excellent point, Olivia Wilde gives Kanye West some completely unnecessary encouragement and Tyra Banks is on-brand.

Trader Joe’s, where I get all my shampoo/conditioner and face wash products if you must know, is recalling a couple of its tasty chocolate snacks. You might not want to eat them. Want to know which ones?

A tiny bird landed on the lectern at a Bernie Sanders rally Friday in Portland—of course it was Portland—and people lost their entire shit.

One month after toying with the idea of going public, Jessica Alba’s Honest Company has been hit another lawsuit, this time over mislabeled products.

I don’t have many fears, aside from the normal stuff—Beyoncé dying, arugula, unmoderated internet comments. But I am fucking terrified of this baby born with a full head of hair. I’m not proud of myself, but here we are.

Medieval monks probably played up the association between Glastonbury and King Arthur, presumably so they could get some of that sweet, sweet pilgrim trade. I love these scumbag monks.

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Waitress, a story about an unhappy server with a talent for pies and an unexpected baby on the way, opens on Broadway in April (it’s based on the excellent movie of the same name). And it’s the first all-female led musical since 1984.

In 2014, when he was still married to his now-ex wife Dianne, Alabama governor Robert Bentley was secretly recorded talking to his alleged mistress Rebekah Caldwell-Mason, who is also one of his closest advisors. Earlier this week, after months of public speculation regarding his alleged infidelity, Bentley held a…