Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)
Actors:
Peter Cullen (actor),
Michael Berryman (actor),
Barbara Harris (miscellaneous crew),
Jermaine Jackson (actor),
Mike Curb (producer),
Ruth Gordon (actress),
Craig Sheffer (actor),
Malcolm Campbell (editor),
Mert Hatfield (actor),
Wallace Merck (actor),
Brad Sergi (actor),
James Fargo (director),
Pia Zadora (actress),
Tom Nolan (actor),
Marc Jackson (actor),
Plot: Aliens land in the mythical town of "Speelburgh, U.S.A" searching for the source of rock & roll. What they find is a gang of teenagers, led by Dee Dee (the inimitable Pia Zadora) and Frankie, along with Frankie's posse/rock band, the Pack. The leader of the aliens takes a shine to Dee Dee and all sorts of trouble breaks out.
Keywords: alien, chainsaw, high-school, independent-film, spoof
Genres:
Comedy,
Musical,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The spaciest comedy ever launched! Will Dee Dee and Frankie save the world from death and destruction and still sing at the dance Saturday night? ...prepare for a musical invasion! Aliens and Earthlings get set to Rock! Look over there! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its a Rock Alien! The story of a guy, a girl and an alien... and one night they will always remember.
Quotes:
Jaklem: Of all the planets we've ever visited, have you ever seen anything that even remotely looks like you?::1359: No, but...::Jaklem: Exactly. No butt. No lips. No legs. No way!
Absid: Does your instrumentation reveal any intelligent life form?::1359: Life form, yes. Intelligent, no.
Dee Dee: I'm going to the ladies room... Try not to kill anyone before I get back.
Diane: Someone should tell Babs to stop using that industrial strength hairspray!
Dee Dee: Get off our backs.::Dino: I kinda get off on your front.
Guy: Hey, you cute little greasemonkey, how would you like to tickle my carburetor?::Diane: Sorry, exhaustbreath, I don't work on compacts.
Dee Dee: Can I get you a doctor or a vanilla milkshake or something?
Frankie: I wanna know where that alphabet creep is.::Diane: I think I know somebody's who's jealous.::Frankie: Why would I be jealous of someone who's about to become recently deceased?
Sheriff: Am I speaking to the widow of John S. Lamont?::Mrs. Lamont: You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.::Sheriff: The hell you're not!
Absid: I'm an alien.::Dee Dee: Well, that's okay, there's lots of English bands. What about Menudo?