Beowulf: Prince of the Geats (2007)

Actors: Deborah Smith Ford (actress), Bootsy Collins (composer), Christian Boeving (actor), Bob Elkins (actor), Eric Feliciano (actor), Brenden Meers (actor), Lisa Baldwin (actress), Mike Ball (actor), Dan Davidson (actor), Greer Scott (actor), Greer Scott (producer), Angela Reasch (actress), Angela Reasch (producer), Joe Thomas (actor), Elizabeth Kirven (actress),

Genres: Adventure,

Joseph (1995)

Actors: Valeria Cavalli (actress), Lesley Ann Warren (actress), Ben Kingsley (actor), Monica Bellucci (actress), Alice Krige (actress), Dominique Sanda (actress), Renato Scarpa (actor), Warren Clarke (actor), Arthur Brauss (actor), Timothy Bateson (actor), Martin Landau (actor), Stefano Dionisi (actor), Nadim Sawalha (actor), Lionel Chetwynd (writer), Luca Bernabei (producer),

Plot: The Biblical story of Joseph, who was sold to slavery by his brothers who were jealous of his prophetic abilities to analyze dreams and of his being their fathers' favorite.

Keywords: bare-butt, bare-chested-male-bondage, biblical, brother, character-name-in-title, concubine, corporal-punishment, death-in-childbirth, dream, drunkenness
Genres: Adventure, Biography, Drama, History,

Quotes:

Potiphar: And to whom are these prayers addressed to? Which gods?::Joseph: Only one, my lord.::Potiphar: Only one god. Must be very poor indeed.::[crowd laughs]::Joseph: My God provides for all my needs.::Potiphar: He hasn't done very well for you, has he?::[more laughter]

Ednan: I thought you were pious, boy. Are you too good to pray to our gods?::Joseph: No, not too good. Only... I, I only pray to the God of my fathers.::Ednan: Well you won't find Him in Egypt.

Simeon: First he sets Joseph above us and now Benjamin...::Judah: [grabs him] Then so be it! We will not tease God another time!

Potiphar's Wife: [after Joseph is spared execution] You sent him to prison? At your pleasure? What about my honor?::Potiphar: What honor?::Potiphar's Wife: How dare you!::Potiphar: I know you, wife. I know you.::Potiphar's Wife: You don't understand. Whatever you may think of me... how could you? How could you humiliate me like that?::Potiphar: Because one humiliation deserves another. Wife, anyone who knows Joseph also knows that if he swears by his God then he's telling the truth.

Potiphar: You had better prostrate quickly.::Joseph: You know I cannot.::Pharaoh: [furious] You what?::Joseph: Clearly the Pharaoh is greatness itself but my faith decrees that I can only kneel before God - even on pain of death.::Pharaoh: [laughs] Come forward. Take heed, magicians. Whatever happens, I know this man won't lie to me.

Potiphar: I'd be careful if I were you. You worship as you like in Canaan but in Egypt only Pharaoh, son of Ra, is god.

Potiphar's Wife: They say whatever he touches flourishes.::Potiphar: Is this true? [Ednan nods]

Potiphar: Do you think you could bring some order in my home if I brought you out of the fields?::Joseph: Out of the fields, master, I can do anything.::Potiphar: Then out of the fields you shall be! We will see just how things flourish under your hand or perhaps, the hand of your God.

Joseph: I have seen the evils of rape! It is hateful to me and an abomination in the eyes of God.

Potiphar's Wife: What is more important to you? His God or my good name?::Potiphar: The truth.